honestly, I can deal with any postseason outcome that isn't even year bullshit I swear to god
up to and including a humiliating sox loss. really can't call this one tho - sox are v good but the pitching is unpredictable beyond porcello (and even on good starts he's always a potential dinger surrenderer) and the tribe is v good but kinda injured
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 6 October 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link
Rooting for Cleveland. Kluber is my jam.
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 6 October 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link
Don't mean to insult any Cleveland fans, and I may regret saying so, but I'm much rather the Jays have to face the Indians if they advance. So I'll root for them.
― clemenza, Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 7 October 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link
TITO
― Andy K, Friday, 7 October 2016 00:07 (seven years ago) link
"the midges are in play"
― johnny crunch, Friday, 7 October 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link
cal otm. if you can't stay on the bag, slide better or don't run
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 00:50 (seven years ago) link
benintendi sez whatup
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 00:54 (seven years ago) link
― mookieproof, Thursday, October 6, 2016 8:50 PM (four minutes ago)
lol without looking cal stole something like 15-20 bases in his career
― k3vin k., Friday, 7 October 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link
(not watching this game but) literally no one besides cal i guess thinks the way the replay rule is being applied, to call runners out who lose contact with the bag for a split-second (OVERsliding the bag is a different thing obv), is a good thing. it's self-evidently stupid
― k3vin k., Friday, 7 October 2016 00:57 (seven years ago) link
benintendi's dugout name has to be NoBenintendid right?
― qualx, Friday, 7 October 2016 01:02 (seven years ago) link
there's the porcello I remember from 2015
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:07 (seven years ago) link
whoa
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link
powpowpow
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link
Porcello's still prone to giving up HRs in batches, huh?
― Andy K, Friday, 7 October 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link
LINDORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 7 October 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link
http://sports.cbsimg.net/images//visual/whatshot/USATSI_8550025-dombrowski-red-sox.jpg
― Andy K, Friday, 7 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link
still smarting from missing the offs by like one game huh
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link
"the offs" has a massholish ring to it
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:16 (seven years ago) link
I think I stole that one from lag00n, so, potentially
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link
although I've literally only seen it online
rookies and new-to-the-postseason-guys homer bonanza!
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link
weird game
― call all destroyer, Friday, 7 October 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link
Tito is pulling out all the stops. He's got Kluber tomorrow. He's doing everything he can to win this one.
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 7 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link
just turned on this game. saw the bases loaded and they don't score but ahead.
― Bee OK, Friday, 7 October 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link
yeah after seeing the fiasco of the AL wild card, it's just great to see Andrew Miller used properly.
― Van Horn Street, Friday, 7 October 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link
strongly disapprove of joe kelly being in this game, if it were up to me he would not even be in ohio
― call all destroyer, Friday, 7 October 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link
brock holt lol my gawd
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 03:03 (seven years ago) link
Papi hustlin!
― Spottie, Friday, 7 October 2016 03:06 (seven years ago) link
I swear the play-by-play guy is saying "Steee-rike" like in Naked Gun.
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 7 October 2016 03:23 (seven years ago) link
Hell of a game. "I wish the game didn't end like that" oh shut the fuck up Cal, they won fair and square. Pedroia swung.
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 7 October 2016 03:52 (seven years ago) link
quite a game for roberto perez
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 04:10 (seven years ago) link
I think Cal meant he didn't want the game to end with people yelling at a ref.
― Van Horn Street, Friday, 7 October 2016 04:14 (seven years ago) link
didn't want the game to end with pedroia being pedroia
― qualx, Friday, 7 October 2016 04:14 (seven years ago) link
Tito knows whut he doin'
http://www.espn.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/74623/what-we-learned-terry-francona-decides-to-use-his-best-relievers
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 October 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link
the price is ________
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link
chisenhall's first homer off a lefty this season
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link
the price is beans
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link
this is fine!
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link
no it's not!!!!
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link
no escaping the narrative
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link
who's the broadcaster with the needs-to-clear-throat voice?
― Spottie, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link
ernie johnson?
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:01 (seven years ago) link
oh cool matt barnes is warming
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link
welp
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link
"it's been a breakout season for matt barnes"
― call all destroyer, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link
price = hot garbage
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link
nice fuckin headdress, tribe fan
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 October 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link
nah not Ej
― Spottie, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:45 (seven years ago) link
Warthog Pedroia error made me lol
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 October 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link
well. i have tickets to today's game
― maura, Sunday, 9 October 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link
(it's pretty gross out)
:(
― brownie, Sunday, 9 October 2016 21:44 (seven years ago) link
lol is crisp's arm just garbage now? that was damon-esque, cut-off man in short left, still one-hopped it to him
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 October 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link
crisp had a bad arm when he was in his prime!
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:00 (seven years ago) link
^^^
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link
Crissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssp
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:12 (seven years ago) link
^this
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 00:19 (seven years ago) link
clev f/ legends of crisp / michael martinez / rajai Davis / brandon guyer are 1 inning from sweeping boston
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link
also tito obv
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link
mlb players with bad arms are so weird to me, kind of analogous to professional basketball players who can't shoot free throws. i 100% can throw better than crisp can
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 11 October 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link
Lots of three-ball counts.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link
Scary closer episode for Cleveland fans. When I looked up Allen's stats and saw 8 dingers gave up this year, I thought this might get interesting.
― earlnash, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link
"He was really hoping...to play tomorrow." Thanks, Cal.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link
dombrowski.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link
Too soon.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link
EVIL VANQUISHED
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link
I can't believe we swept the Red Sox without Carrasco, Salazar, or Brantley. Tito for president!
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link
good for the indians, maybe after they get smoked by toronto somebody will think to ask why tito emptied the chamber in this series.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link
respect where due to the Indians - damn good team despite the mascot
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link
Cle-Cubs wd be a great faceoff btwn the two best tactical managers
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link
Really curious if Salazar will be back for the CS.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link
how exactly did tito 'empty the chamber'?
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link
Next game isn't till Friday so whoever was overworked last night can surely recover.
― brownie, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link