The fact that any administrator took the time to write and distribute that explains a lot of things that are shit-sideways.
― Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link
important map: http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-definitive-map-of-americas-creepy-clown-epidemic
― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link
When a clown meets a clown comin' through the rye
― calstars, Thursday, 6 October 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link
The Florida school district locked down S.S. Seward Institute for a time Tuesday after a report that there was a clown at the school...
http://www.recordonline.com/news/20161004/local-school-locked-down-after-reports-of-clown-inside-school
― scott seward, Thursday, 6 October 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link
A mob of Pennsylvania college students set out to hunt clowns early Tuesday after rumors spread that one was on the loose near campus.
http://time.com/4517709/penn-state-clown-hunt/
― scott seward, Thursday, 6 October 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link
― scott seward, Thursday, October 6, 2016 3:22 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i was so confused on this being Florida, Orange County, in New York state, I had to look it up :-)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida,_Orange_County,_New_York
― PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link
I wish it were the Scott Seward Institute.
― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link
"the clowns are menacing from inside the institute"
― mark s, Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link
institute-toot
― PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link
Wherever there's a clown menacin' a guy, I'll be there.
― brownie, Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1028/7399/products/170932_grande.jpeg?v=1445388342
― PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link
is floppy boot stomp surging on Spotify yet
― look at the morning people (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 6 October 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link
http://mashable.com/2016/10/12/batman-creepy-clowns-uk/#CieVpu7nqqqo
― how's life, Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link
Yeah, this is quite tiresome already. There was a report of a guy dressed as a clown chasing a young child in a park near me in Lewisham this week. I think I might have seen him as well. I saw a guy on a motorbike with a mask on. The thing none of these reports really say is how far these guys are invested in their whole clown thing. Did the clown in the report just wear normal clothes and a clown mask like I think I saw. Cos that's just a bit rubbish really.
― kraudive, Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:40 (seven years ago) link
i'm telling you guys, it makes me feel weirded out because SHARK ATTACKS seemed ever-present and unavoidable for a week just over fifteen years ago. constant rotation on cable news, a handful of think pieces, and now it seems like nothing because September eleventh rolled around that year and no one talked about sharks
what if the clowns are a goddamn harbinger
― mh 😏, Friday, 14 October 2016 03:50 (seven years ago) link
This happened around here in the 80s too. It's actually sociologically interesting
― punksishippies, Friday, 14 October 2016 05:43 (seven years ago) link
sharks, Satanic preschool teachers, happy slapping, anti-gingerism, killer clowns, gang member initiations, it's always something
― Lawsonomy Domine (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 17 October 2016 04:41 (seven years ago) link
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...
― earlnash, Monday, 17 October 2016 05:04 (seven years ago) link
Funny story. A friend was hosting a sleepover for her young son and a few friends. No one was sleeping, so she decided, fine, I'll take them to the park at 11:30pm to run around with flashlights until they get tired. That lasted three minutes before they ran back, scared, saying they'd seen a bunch of clowns. Fine, bad idea, she thought, and took them home.
The next day she found out from her older kid that yeah, there were a bunch of clowns that night! Apparently upperclass high school kids scaring some freshmen party in the park or something.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 October 2016 05:07 (seven years ago) link
we've reached the thinkpiece stage:
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/16/opinion/sunday/what-do-the-scary-clowns-want.html?_r=0
― sleeve, Monday, 17 October 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link