theresa may: is her project subtly machiavellian or merely cunning, baldrick-style?

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oh, it's still there further down: http://i.imgur.com/7gI1dwk.jpg

Secret lovechild of Mystery ILX Thread Garga-Crow and Sam the Eagle.

a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

Was it a cereal mascot. I think there was a toy with a similar image on it around when i was a kid and we would have picked it up in Kenya in the late 60s.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

Though possibly in Canada or America a couple of years earlier, before i was born.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

There were no Goths when Philip Hammond was at school, unless he invented them.

Patti Labelle is in here with her high but mediocre singing voice. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

You see, nowhere near Brentwood.

Patti Labelle is in here with her high but mediocre singing voice. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

did the Ostrogoths and Visigoths throw insults at each other like "Your'e a shit excuse for a goth, I saw you going to an acid house party dressed like a casual" ?

calzino, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link

If I may forward my candidate in the lookalike contest:

http://wondersofdisney.disneyfansites.com/clipart/miscmovies/lambert/littlelambert.png

Alito Shuffle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link

thought I was imagining a grey bird but CC fits the bill - it's not just the big beak but the wonky gob wonky eyes wonky everything

http://www.cartoonscrapbook.com/01pics-L/crazylegscrane-L07.jpg https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2016/10/03/12/philiphammond031016.jpg

conrad, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:07 (seven years ago) link

Looks like the image i was remembering earlier was actually a version of this character who was cuckoo for Cocoa puffs
http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Cocoa-Puffs.jpg

Stevolende, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

I would embed a youtube of Crazylegs Crane in Nest Quest, where the hapless crane tries to measure planks for his new house while the dragonfly tells extended numerical anecdotes and throws all the measurements out, with some hilarious remark about LOL Brexit Economics!!1

but there is no such youtube so you have all been spared

(treasured half-remembered childhood television moments)

a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

that article __xyzzzz and i posted separately suggests that the treasury will be isolated in a May government. Hammond maybe to occupy position as a sort of suffering accountant patsy.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 08:46 (seven years ago) link

Hammond maybe to occupy position as a sort of suffering accountant patsy.

Excellent casting by Central Office.

Patti Labelle is in here with her high but mediocre singing voice. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 09:11 (seven years ago) link

Corbyn: NHS so underfunded it's often left to police to deal with mental health issues. Why are mental health trusts facing economic crises?
PM: As home secretary, I changed the way police work with mental health. Number of people using police cells as a safe space is down by half

WTF re safe space

nashwan, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 11:12 (seven years ago) link

we've changed it so that no-one is looking after those people

Rae Kwoniff (NickB), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 11:15 (seven years ago) link

Is it possible she's just really, really stupid

imago, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 11:20 (seven years ago) link

"baldrick-style" is in the thread title for a reason

mark s, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 11:28 (seven years ago) link

it's starting to look that way. sturgeon and jones were withering after their "summit" w her

"You don't know what you're doing.... You don't know what you're doing..."

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 24 October 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link

Harry Smith

‏@stvharry
#PMQs Corbyn quotes Baldrick's "cunning plan" in attack over " shambolic" Brexit plan. PM point out that Baldrick is a Lab Party member

^^^guess who reads ilx :)

mark s, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 11:20 (seven years ago) link

Lock thread!

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 11:23 (seven years ago) link

:D

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 12:01 (seven years ago) link

Hi Seamus!

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 12:46 (seven years ago) link

poor old seumas

conrad, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 13:02 (seven years ago) link

PM point out that Baldrick is a Lab Party member

um, does she realise baldrick is a fictional character?

yokohama fuckdolphin (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 13:13 (seven years ago) link

haha. that's hilarious.

arron banksy (cajunsunday), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Tony_Robinson/status/791239017245380608

Tony Robinson Verified account
‏@Tony_Robinson

Baldrick means Baldrick #pmqs

kinder, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 13:28 (seven years ago) link

ok i'm reading that jacob rees mogg is being mooted as replacement for mark carney

(tho possibly not by theresa may)

mark s, Sunday, 30 October 2016 13:30 (seven years ago) link

dude

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 30 October 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

ha, this seems to come from a Bloomberg article that states "Serious political magazines are even speculating that Treasury Select Committee member Jacob Rees-Mogg, one of his most outspoken critics, might be his replacement", with the word "speculating" hyperlinking to this Spectator thing: http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/10/jacob-rees-mogg-replace-mark-carney-bank-england/

(Mogg seems terrifyingly popular with btl Spectator commentators)

soref, Sunday, 30 October 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

I suspect even Theresa May might think twice before handing control over the Bank of England to a guy in his late 40s who is possibly still breastfeeding.

Also he managed the impressive feat of backing every other Tory leadership candidate except her.

Matt DC, Sunday, 30 October 2016 13:58 (seven years ago) link

love this picture of Mogg and a spindly table:

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-03/19/11/enhanced/webdr12/enhanced-29020-1426777638-10.jpg

soref, Sunday, 30 October 2016 13:58 (seven years ago) link

yes the counter-storyplacing has begun:

Mark Carney stands ready to serve 8-year term at Bank of England: https://www.ft.com/content/5107a124-9eb5-11e6-891e-abe238dee8e2

mark s, Sunday, 30 October 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

seen in the wild: the argument that TMay's plan included this court judgment all along, it allows her to do what she REALLY wanted to do (but till now felt constrained not to)

mark s, Friday, 4 November 2016 10:27 (seven years ago) link

She's just not that good.

stet, Friday, 4 November 2016 10:51 (seven years ago) link

but what does she really really want to do?

Mark G, Friday, 4 November 2016 11:57 (seven years ago) link

http://www.lrb.co.uk/v38/n21/william-davies/home-office-rules

This was very good on May, and what her project might be, although it has been somewhat overtaken by events.

Feeds into my point that the left has for many years naively assumed that the end of neoliberalism would be brought about from the left. The idea that it might eventually be dismantled from the right, and that what follows might be worse, has never really occurred.

Matt DC, Friday, 4 November 2016 12:15 (seven years ago) link

I think many on the left (eg Paul Mason) urged a postneolib strategy precisely because of the very real risk of fascism, it was just that they presumed it was going to happen in Austria or Croatia first :( :(

Stevie T, Friday, 4 November 2016 12:26 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, me and my friends has said neoliberalism was just fascism in disguise, and that bankers were literally Hitler, since we were fifteen years old.

Frederik B, Friday, 4 November 2016 12:30 (seven years ago) link

and now you're the rock band Muse

imago, Friday, 4 November 2016 12:33 (seven years ago) link

Haha

Trump le Monde (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 4 November 2016 12:34 (seven years ago) link

literally the rock band Muse

more fun than an Acclaimed Music poll (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 November 2016 12:34 (seven years ago) link

tbf it would explain why the guy in my local branch wanted to see my cock before I could have an overdraft

more fun than an Acclaimed Music poll (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 November 2016 12:36 (seven years ago) link

and the hold music for my online bank is "the Horst Wessel song"

more fun than an Acclaimed Music poll (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 November 2016 12:37 (seven years ago) link

and now you're the rock band Muse

lolz

Millions of species Faye Dunaway (Tom D.), Friday, 4 November 2016 12:37 (seven years ago) link

quite literally giving customers a raised arm salute when they pay in a cheque

more fun than an Acclaimed Music poll (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 November 2016 12:38 (seven years ago) link

come to think of it, quite clearly a dessicated 70 year-old corpse behind the counter

more fun than an Acclaimed Music poll (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 November 2016 12:39 (seven years ago) link

if a bank manager yells aufstehen! at you in the Reichsbank, that is known as a standing order. apologies, my best material etc.

calzino, Friday, 4 November 2016 12:51 (seven years ago) link

Yeah Mason has been good on this - but it feels like these cautionary voices are a relatively recent (ie post-financial crisis) thing.

Matt DC, Friday, 4 November 2016 13:14 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/news/kate-bush-theresa-may-wonderful-best-thing-happened-us-long/

um... would like to read what she said and not just the bits the telegraph chose to quote.

koogs, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 17:07 (seven years ago) link


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