theresa may: is her project subtly machiavellian or merely cunning, baldrick-style?

I would embed a youtube of Crazylegs Crane in Nest Quest, where the hapless crane tries to measure planks for his new house while the dragonfly tells extended numerical anecdotes and throws all the measurements out, with some hilarious remark about LOL Brexit Economics!!1

but there is no such youtube so you have all been spared

(treasured half-remembered childhood television moments)

that article __xyzzzz and i posted separately suggests that the treasury will be isolated in a May government. Hammond maybe to occupy position as a sort of suffering accountant patsy.

Hammond maybe to occupy position as a sort of suffering accountant patsy.

Excellent casting by Central Office.

Corbyn: NHS so underfunded it's often left to police to deal with mental health issues. Why are mental health trusts facing economic crises?
PM: As home secretary, I changed the way police work with mental health. Number of people using police cells as a safe space is down by half

WTF re safe space

we've changed it so that no-one is looking after those people

Is it possible she's just really, really stupid

"baldrick-style" is in the thread title for a reason

it's starting to look that way. sturgeon and jones were withering after their "summit" w her

"You don't know what you're doing.... You don't know what you're doing..."

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#PMQs Corbyn quotes Baldrick's "cunning plan" in attack over " shambolic" Brexit plan. PM point out that Baldrick is a Lab Party member

^^^guess who reads ilx :)

Lock thread!

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Hi Seamus!

poor old seumas

PM point out that Baldrick is a Lab Party member

um, does she realise baldrick is a fictional character?

haha. that's hilarious.

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ok i'm reading that jacob rees mogg is being mooted as replacement for mark carney

(tho possibly not by theresa may)

dude

ha, this seems to come from a Bloomberg article that states "Serious political magazines are even speculating that Treasury Select Committee member Jacob Rees-Mogg, one of his most outspoken critics, might be his replacement", with the word "speculating" hyperlinking to this Spectator thing: http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/10/jacob-rees-mogg-replace-mark-carney-bank-england/

(Mogg seems terrifyingly popular with btl Spectator commentators)

I suspect even Theresa May might think twice before handing control over the Bank of England to a guy in his late 40s who is possibly still breastfeeding.

Also he managed the impressive feat of backing every other Tory leadership candidate except her.

love this picture of Mogg and a spindly table:

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-03/19/11/enhanced/webdr12/enhanced-29020-1426777638-10.jpg

yes the counter-storyplacing has begun:

Mark Carney stands ready to serve 8-year term at Bank of England: https://www.ft.com/content/5107a124-9eb5-11e6-891e-abe238dee8e2

seen in the wild: the argument that TMay's plan included this court judgment all along, it allows her to do what she REALLY wanted to do (but till now felt constrained not to)

She's just not that good.

but what does she really really want to do?

http://www.lrb.co.uk/v38/n21/william-davies/home-office-rules

This was very good on May, and what her project might be, although it has been somewhat overtaken by events.

Feeds into my point that the left has for many years naively assumed that the end of neoliberalism would be brought about from the left. The idea that it might eventually be dismantled from the right, and that what follows might be worse, has never really occurred.

I think many on the left (eg Paul Mason) urged a postneolib strategy precisely because of the very real risk of fascism, it was just that they presumed it was going to happen in Austria or Croatia first :( :(

Yeah, me and my friends has said neoliberalism was just fascism in disguise, and that bankers were literally Hitler, since we were fifteen years old.

and now you're the rock band Muse

Haha

literally the rock band Muse

tbf it would explain why the guy in my local branch wanted to see my cock before I could have an overdraft

and the hold music for my online bank is "the Horst Wessel song"

and now you're the rock band Muse

lolz

quite literally giving customers a raised arm salute when they pay in a cheque

come to think of it, quite clearly a dessicated 70 year-old corpse behind the counter

if a bank manager yells aufstehen! at you in the Reichsbank, that is known as a standing order. apologies, my best material etc.

Yeah Mason has been good on this - but it feels like these cautionary voices are a relatively recent (ie post-financial crisis) thing.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/news/kate-bush-theresa-may-wonderful-best-thing-happened-us-long/

um... would like to read what she said and not just the bits the telegraph chose to quote.

Q: A track called “Waking the Witch”—which was released in 1985—was performed for Before The Dawn. You once said that the song was about “the fear of women’s power.” With regards to Hillary Clinton’s recent defeat, do you think that this fear is stronger than ever?

A: We have a female prime minister here in the UK. I actually really like her and think she’s wonderful. I think it’s the best thing that’s happened to us in a long time. She’s a very intelligent woman but I don’t see much to fear. I will say it is great to have a woman in charge of the country. She’s very sensible and I think that’s a good thing at this point in time.

http://www.macleans.ca/culture/arts/in-conversation-with-kate-bush/

I hope someone tells her about the home office Go Home vans.

too busy writing her next album, the leopard print shoes

Pull Out The Pym on The Dreaming had an effect on Thatcher's post-election cabinet reshuffle the following year.

you've some way to go to beat your old "Salami Dreamers" pun, mike.

"I don’t see much to fear."...

Do we like that chain necklace though?

The problems with the plan to let the Brexiteers embarrass themselves on this issue is that a) they don't embarrass and b) they are more than capable of acts that would embarrass May (E.G. Boris doing a book signing of his Churchill book while on a diplomatic trip, on Armistice Day).

nothing says "take back control" like tory mps and beloved uk sports stars being banned from travelling to the us

lol special relationship

May leaving the US after publishing Brexit bill and leaving Labour to deal with the fallout seemed a competent manoeuvre unless Trump was seen to bully her.

And then the airport ban and protests happened.

I mean who could possibly have foreseen something like this????