http://i.imgur.com/uYsOjfE.png
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OHNAqzr.png
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:18 (seven years ago) link
i think they meant to caption it with
The Next Step In EvolutionAre You Ready?
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:22 (seven years ago) link
This photo stumped fourProfessors and theirChildren as well
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:29 (seven years ago) link
"Dafuq?" didn't make it past the subeditor.
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 10:56 (seven years ago) link
Barron Trump's IQ completely stunned the world today
― frogbs, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 11:41 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/UO6ocsm.png
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:59 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/cNOtJZD.png
― Karl Malone, Monday, 24 April 2017 16:21 (seven years ago) link
what color is the dress
― flappy bird, Monday, 24 April 2017 18:34 (seven years ago) link
i made a bad title for this thread. it's supposed to be about intersting internet ads.
https://i.imgur.com/9ox3qFt.png
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DyzxmDEXgAAdaWW.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dx6UicNUYAE-ZFL.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:56 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/b3nzjnJ.png
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:35 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/cGTOUbY.png
― pplains, Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:41 (four years ago) link
and Don't Forget to Die
― pplains, Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:42 (four years ago) link
very nice
― flappy bird, Sunday, 11 August 2019 05:19 (four years ago) link
um what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6BbMRPFNwE
― frogbs, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link
lol
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link
Fun for the (whole) family.
― pomenitul, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:13 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Oog4bKJ.png
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:52 (four years ago) link
not gonna lie, i kind of want that hat. especially if the text is pre-distorted so that it's only legible from the angle shown in the image above, but looks crazy from any other angle
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link
it's cool how you're just allowed to straight up lie in online advertisements. i see versions of this ad almost every day, always with today's date as the date that trump has ended yet another obama-era program
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:54 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/GSUQUwt.png
― Karl Malone, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:18 (three years ago) link
U.S. ilxors will be familiar with the experience of a product making us all go crazy. it happened just three weeks ago, with the ^^muama ryoko,^^
well, get ready because here we go again
https://i.imgur.com/6vEbPlV.png
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:39 (three years ago) link
anybody got their pair yet? i believe they're called the VisionFocus
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:40 (three years ago) link
I bet optometrists HATE those revolutionary reading glasses.
― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link
Were they discovered by someone living in <town_sort_of_near_where_you_live_but_not_quite> because geolocation in the browser is still slightly off?
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link
I admit I was really hoping this would be a thread full of international ads featuring The Rock hawking nonsense
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:49 (three years ago) link
it could still be that thread
i'm not sure what this thread is. i've tried to rebrand it several times but it's struggling
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:52 (three years ago) link
I know what you're thinking with this one, "Where to begin?" Well!
https://i.ibb.co/8dXrPmT/Screen-Shot-2021-02-02-at-4-27-49-PM.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/rcuqZfb.png
what do you think it is? zooming in? i'm thinking of clicking
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 February 2021 03:58 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Pwdpfkk.png
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 12 February 2021 06:36 (three years ago) link
ok, FINALLY! when i started this thread, it was because i knew that every once in a while a really special one comes along, and i wanted to make sure there was somewhere to put it. but at the time it was like dang, i can't really find any outstanding ones at the moment...oh well.
but today, i think i finally found what i've been searching for so long
https://i.imgur.com/FIdksrG.png
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 00:59 (three years ago) link
I’m noticing really jacked dudes with grey beards are all over the clickbait lately. It’s the new bride with a titty out
― frogbs, Monday, 15 February 2021 01:04 (three years ago) link
i'm 37
is this what happens when i age out of the 18-35 demographic? i go from highly coveted, straight to trying to figure out how to get me ripped and pooping at the same time
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 01:12 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/nIyEHLu.png
https://i.imgur.com/UqpTjeH.png
One of these days I'll click to find out to what happened to Annie Potts Jr., but not today!
― pplains, Monday, 15 February 2021 01:55 (three years ago) link
Karl, may I just say that my gratitude for that ad is so profound as to be bottomless.
― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:21 (three years ago) link
probably a good 20% of comments on the internet in general are about the AT&T girl
― frogbs, Monday, 15 February 2021 03:22 (three years ago) link
xp: Not the AT&T one. The one with the guy a year younger than me.
― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:23 (three years ago) link
I imagine he literally just pooped it out in the ocean and the six pack magically appeared afterward
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:23 (three years ago) link
i laughed so hard at that ad. i pictured a newspaper headline. front page news.
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:25 (three years ago) link
yes, also the 4 worst blood pressure medications
― sarahell, Monday, 15 February 2021 19:24 (three years ago) link
all of my friends lost their shit over the pooping fat guy
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:47 (three years ago) link
did they end up ripped?
― sarahell, Monday, 15 February 2021 19:52 (three years ago) link
yeah they're actually all lifting me over their head rn and begging me to poop
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:53 (three years ago) link
i just noticed that the waves behind him are photoshopped, but in a really funny way:
https://i.imgur.com/qPl9u6T.png
i guess the marketing department at Revival Point's Innovation PoopLab requested some more ocean to the ripped pooper's left, and this IT-based "mirror" solution was the best they could do given the urgency of the Lab's other work
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:55 (three years ago) link
just pathetic.
https://i.imgur.com/t2Lxnhc.png
i've seen better work from the interns down in BoogerZone, and that was years ago and under much more intense circumnstances
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:57 (three years ago) link
the Light Zone in the Darkweb, year: 2045. Photo retouching department, Order _x238Y432, "original vision"
https://i.imgur.com/P3XBMnu.jpg
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 20:10 (three years ago) link
misread fat as fart and thought maybe he just has a subzero anus? you’re welcome!
― brimstead, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:52 (three years ago) link
damn. that['s like imagining a black hole in another black hole
― lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:56 (three years ago) link
somewhat related:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/El1Q-zqU0AAPDQZ?format=png&name=small
― lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:57 (three years ago) link
my eyebrow is raised tbf
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 13 January 2022 19:26 (two years ago) link
The article contained several odd household tricks. One claimed it would be good to put hairbrushes in the dishwasher. Another advised about pouring various liquids down the drain, which we covered in two previous fact checks about dish soap and salt. We also found a questionable oven cleaning tip, plus purported bread uses, which we also covered in the past.
On page 41, which was the last page, a toilet paper roll trick was finally revealed. However, it had nothing to do with placing it under a toilet seat at night. It simply advised to attach a cardboard roll to a vacuum cleaner hose to reach crevices.
The 41-page article never mentioned a word about why to always place a toilet paper roll under a toilet seat at night. It was nothing but clickbait. We clicked “next page” 40 times so you don’t have to.
We looked to home improvement websites such as BobVila.com to see if there was perhaps a legitimate purpose for the toilet paper roll or a red cup going under the seat. However, we found no such tips, tricks, or “life hacks.”
After this story was published, a reader sent in a tip that said an empty toilet paper roll propping up the seat might be a helpful warning to the next person to enter the stall that there’s no toilet paper.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 January 2022 20:04 (two years ago) link
The other way to tell the next person is to wipe your ass with all of the guest towels
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 January 2022 20:34 (two years ago) link
Why not make it weird this Mother's Day.
https://i.redd.it/8b10knd72ro81.jpg
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 23 March 2022 12:59 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/WxkWSuB.png
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:23 (one year ago) link
The Only 3 Body Parts You Need...
my ride-or-die team of 3 is: hand, eye, brain
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:24 (one year ago) link
willing to sub out the brain for something else, depending on how shitty the rest of life is in this theoretical place
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:25 (one year ago) link
xpost Good choices. If you relinquish your vagina you don't have to worry about what to feed it.
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link
as far as dried boogers go, if you're looking to "fix" them then you're also "missing out on a burgeoning 'can't miss' market of secondary booger sales"
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:33 (one year ago) link
the #1 sign that fungus is taking over your body is that you've noticed that Second Lieutenant Mushroom Man is really crabby lately
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:34 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/SAF0S4j.png
― budo jeru, Saturday, 25 June 2022 03:02 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/gZkxKIT.png
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 27 July 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/lOVEzsw.png
really thought this was for A+ ranting on BBB, for a second was very interested in checking that out
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 August 2022 19:17 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/r3AB3Eg.png
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 September 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link
is she doing osamathumbsup.jpg
― frogbs, Friday, 23 September 2022 16:44 (one year ago) link
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/nIQAAOSw7iNfAzqk/s-l1600.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:14 (one year ago) link
that death stranding lyfe
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 November 2022 20:15 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/rPvGI2P.png
I dunno, I'm seeing lots of sugar in this ad.
― pplains, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 21:49 (ten months ago) link
haha
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 21:54 (ten months ago) link
that last panel would fit on the 'up your arse' thread as well
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 21 June 2023 22:00 (ten months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/qgtpzC5/Clipboard01.jpg
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 22 June 2023 00:28 (ten months ago) link
"Hang on, let me put this wearable device on" would, imho, constitute an awkward interruption.
https://mobileimages.lowes.com/productimages/c14372b9-d19f-4b4c-93ab-8174c598348e/62998348.jpg
― carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Monday, 26 June 2023 00:08 (ten months ago) link
Yes, of course the reasons stated on the bottle are why I'm buying a gallon of delicious coyote urine
― Fish Sticks in the Fanny Pack (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 June 2023 03:51 (ten months ago) link