Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

My work computers have no sound and I didn't pack my headphones today, so I waited like 11 hours to come here and finally listen to that.
Completely worth it, especially the part where my wife reacted like I'd just waved a jar of vintage cat piss under her nose.

― El Tomboto, Friday, 2 December 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/BzKuL5A.gif

― pplains, Saturday, 3 December 2016 15:17 (seven years ago) link

― the late great, Sunday, 4 December 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psIdan9GSRM

― am0n, Monday, 5 December 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dP1RinpdmI

― qualx, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 04:04 (seven years ago) link

lmao

― Spottie, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 04:31 (seven years ago) link

fuuuuuuck that was like a slomo russian dashcam

damn

― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 04:39 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/memeprovider/status/804430062678376448

― goole, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

i've been trying to remember what that game was called!

― pplains, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

lol i saw that montreal thing earlier today, hilarious

― I've read Ta-nehisi Coates. (marcos), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

there are some good versions set to music on youtube

― I've read Ta-nehisi Coates. (marcos), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link

the plow truck fruitlessly slinging salt as it slid was my favorite

― I've read Ta-nehisi Coates. (marcos), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

At first, I was all "oh come on, these poor people shouldn't be in the lolz thread..." but then, it just kept happening.

I would expect something like this from Tulsa or maybe Richmond, Va., but Montreal?

― pplains, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

^^^what i was thinking, too

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link

anyone knows who these guys are?

https://twitter.com/worldstar/status/806315624238555138

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

they look like jackasses

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

Gym tan laundry dudes from the look of it

― calstars, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 23:28 (seven years ago) link

Why don't they just fuck each other and get it over with?

― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 8 December 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link

every college dude ever?

― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 December 2016 04:10 (seven years ago) link

― qualx, Thursday, 8 December 2016 05:59 (seven years ago) link

Why don't they just fuck each other and get it over with?

they appear to be systematically working their way through sharing all of their bodily fluids so it's only a matter of time before 'lol just jizzed in u bro joeks #nohomo' happens

― Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 December 2016 10:34 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9il52dlnnc

― del griffith, Friday, 9 December 2016 05:35 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc

― the late great, Friday, 9 December 2016 08:34 (seven years ago) link

That song abt service is great

― niels, Friday, 9 December 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link

cringe lols

― calstars, Friday, 9 December 2016 14:46 (seven years ago) link

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlAQdHvegjdr6SY/giphy.gif

― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 9 December 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

nice one

― calstars, Friday, 9 December 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

That song abt service is great

― niels, Friday, December 9, 2016 6:06 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I interpreted it to be more about selling than service, so it's interesting that you picked up on more of the service aspect.

I also believe it to be intended as one of those "raps"

― del griffith, Friday, 9 December 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

better with the sound off

― calstars, Friday, 9 December 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

https://vimeo.com/195413500

― Long post, yet important. (crüt), Thursday, 15 December 2016 04:21 (seven years ago) link

excellent

― niels, Thursday, 15 December 2016 09:26 (seven years ago) link

they had an album out this year!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waixG1Dhr3w

― scott seward, Thursday, 15 December 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/809564320082305024

― Spottie, Friday, 16 December 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link

I think I first saw the 'Selling is Service' video as part of this amazing playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7XlqX4npddfrdpMCxBnNZXg2GFll7t5y . Probably plenty there that y'all have seen before but it kept me reliably lolling for hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLRWloiIC58

― Froyo On My Slacks (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 December 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

That is a superb playlist, thanks

― niels, Saturday, 17 December 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link

yeah important videos is a like a deep mine filled with precious gold, a goldmine if you will. Miraculously I hadn't seen any of those memevids before, either because I live in a hole or despite it. Appreciated the expert-level curation skills, including obvious time constraint criteria. High quality product

― del griffith, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVJzibVS2YM

― Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 December 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link

Hahaa that is good

― niels, Sunday, 18 December 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

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