"I will keep you in suspense" - US Elections 2016: the Final Thread

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Mr. Pre-President

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 04:37 (seven years ago) link

i know this is probably just my own weird hang-up, but i've always taken faint exception to people who continued to be referred to by a position they no longer hold. "mr. senator"/"mme. secretary"/"mr. president"/etc. these aren't hereditary positions. they aren't academic or professional credentials. they're just jobs that you have, and then you don't have.

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 04:37 (seven years ago) link

First Guy

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 04:37 (seven years ago) link

or rather, i don't take exception to the PEOPLE but to the PRACTICE of continuing to refer to them with the title of a position they once held.

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 04:38 (seven years ago) link

feel like we should be able to call him big mouth billy bass to his dumb face

6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 04:42 (seven years ago) link

in other news, alex jones (and his rhetorical style) makes a lot more sense when you realize he's like a snake-charming, holy-rolling, speaking-in-tongues evangelist preacher w/o the christianity:

https://twitter.com/immolations/status/794740487613726720

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 04:46 (seven years ago) link

the sun, the best newspaper in the world, reports

“I’ve already told my husband that if I’m so fortunate enough to be president and he will be the first gentleman, I expect him to go to work to make sure we get those jobs growing and incomes rising,” she said at a campaign event.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2132414/bill-hillary-clinton-us-election-2016-name/

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 04:47 (seven years ago) link

the alex jones package also includes the christianity. the pentecostal comparison is pretty apt though. he would have fit right in my church

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 04:48 (seven years ago) link

I'm watching in suspense as Dixville Notch, NH counts all the ballots in town (8)

flappy bird, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 05:05 (seven years ago) link

new hampshire's gotta be higher than 1 in 1 million

Treeship, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 05:08 (seven years ago) link

4 for Hillary, 2 for Trump, 1 for Johnson, 1 write-in for Romney

flappy bird, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 05:08 (seven years ago) link

i forgot to say this earlier because i was at work and only glancing at this thread surreptitiously but fuck glenn beck

Treeship, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 05:10 (seven years ago) link

he has some nerve evolving after whipping up so much confusion and paranoia throughout the country. no mercy for him

Treeship, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 05:14 (seven years ago) link

aw redemption is groovy treesh cmon

k3vin k., Tuesday, 8 November 2016 05:16 (seven years ago) link

4 for Hillary, 2 for Trump, 1 for Johnson, 1 write-in for Romney

that result makes me yearn so badly for Trump to get his twitter account back

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 05:17 (seven years ago) link

"Dixville Notch" is a fitting description of what we've been following for over a year now

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 05:29 (seven years ago) link

Fuck.......here we go

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 05:34 (seven years ago) link

i just unfollowed rick wilson and all political reporters except costa. felt good.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 05:37 (seven years ago) link

That dummy (and Liz Mair) are *still* playing up some sort of mysterious and always just out of reach oppo dump. The comments on their twitter feeds have been funny.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 05:48 (seven years ago) link

hung out with a group of 30's-ish progressive seeming ppl here in denver today, mixed races, all male. the tally: 3 'not going to vote' (sample quote: 'i don't like feeling like i have to make a bad choice based on fear'), 1 'probably going to vote hillary', 1 'already voted, wrote in bernie'

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 05:50 (seven years ago) link

tell your friend that not voting is making a bad choice based on fear

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 05:52 (seven years ago) link

Swing state or safe state?

nickn, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 05:54 (seven years ago) link

not denver kentucky

xp my friend is perfectly capable of forming his own thoughts and conclusions afaict

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 05:57 (seven years ago) link

i know this is probably just my own weird hang-up, but i've always taken faint exception to people who continued to be referred to by a position they no longer hold. "mr. senator"/"mme. secretary"/"mr. president"/etc

Or, you know, since President or Senator or Secretary are already titles, forget the fucking Mr and Mme stuff.

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 06:53 (seven years ago) link

http://imgur.com/UdXa6e8

volunteered tonight at the local campaign hq to do data-entry. Place was jumpin'.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 07:13 (seven years ago) link

dammit. Here: http://i.imgur.com/UdXa6e8.jpg

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 07:13 (seven years ago) link

he has some nerve evolving after whipping up so much confusion and paranoia throughout the country. no mercy for him

― Treeship, Tuesday, November 8, 2016 5:14 AM (two hours ago)

i have as much contempt for glenn beck as any sane person but, like...ppl can change for the better, and if they can't, then we're all in a lot of trouble

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 07:41 (seven years ago) link

right i'm wondering if

a) the fact that an undisciplined, overtly hateful authoritarian nut job can get > 40% of the vote means that a more disciplined, smoother-edged authoritarian could win?

Only if they are already coast-to-coast famous and not a politician.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 08:36 (seven years ago) link

On which note I'm already curious about what the various media positions will be on the fame and newsworthiness of Donald Trump post-failed election. He won't have a show, he won't be running for president - if he holds a press conference a week later, who will turn up and who will go "we don't have to do this any more"?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 08:47 (seven years ago) link

I guess that xpost answers my question!

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 08:47 (seven years ago) link

glenn beck isn't "changing" he's a media personality testing new winds ffs.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 09:04 (seven years ago) link

he has some nerve evolving after whipping up so much confusion and paranoia throughout the country. no mercy for him

― Treeship

10/10 best samwise gamgee impression

xiphoid beetlebum (rushomancy), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 09:29 (seven years ago) link

voted, took about 25 minutes. longer than i expected at 6:15am, but invariably the line for my sub-district was far and away the longest

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 11:53 (seven years ago) link

didn't get a sticker

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 11:54 (seven years ago) link

Yeah they usually have cookies at mine too. Got nothing lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 12:03 (seven years ago) link

Trump will change that!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 12:15 (seven years ago) link

are we gonna have an election day thread?

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 12:19 (seven years ago) link

May I suggest: "I will totally accept the results of this great and historic presidential election if I win"

Distribution of all possible outcomes (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 12:30 (seven years ago) link


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