is 2016 the worst year in human history?

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Making the Leap Forward Great Again

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 December 2016 08:22 (seven years ago) link

Two Sacks is one two many imo.

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 December 2016 08:23 (seven years ago) link

1968 I'm thinking is the most important to our modern sensibilities.

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Saturday, 3 December 2016 08:38 (seven years ago) link

*serious face* anybody arguing against the Holocaust has got a tough case to make in terms of impact on human history i think

brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 December 2016 08:57 (seven years ago) link

personally the destruction of the library at Alexandria has always felt like an enormous tragedy/crime tho, only mitigated by the possibility that what was lost was exaggerated

brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 December 2016 08:59 (seven years ago) link

slave trade maybe the biggest crime of the lot but its ultimate outcomes are mixed in terms of history of humanity i think

brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 December 2016 09:01 (seven years ago) link

gorta

identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Saturday, 3 December 2016 09:01 (seven years ago) link

Terrible stuff, good poll

Went with 1492, Spanish conquistadors are so nightmarish

niels, Saturday, 3 December 2016 09:02 (seven years ago) link

gorta another horrible crime with eventually mixed results for humans as a whole

brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 December 2016 09:03 (seven years ago) link

2016 is the year five years and purple rain officially became the reality we're living in, and bowie and prince checked out before we could ask them to write songs about what's next.

slugbuggy, Saturday, 3 December 2016 09:21 (seven years ago) link

ie, it's over

slugbuggy, Saturday, 3 December 2016 09:24 (seven years ago) link

lol weed

brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 December 2016 09:28 (seven years ago) link

jameson, actually

slugbuggy, Saturday, 3 December 2016 09:33 (seven years ago) link

That was me second guess ;-)

brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 December 2016 09:35 (seven years ago) link

2016 is the year five years and purple rain officially became the reality we're living in

Not sure about that, Bowie's prediction of the start date of World War 3 was off by ~38 years at least:
Aladdin Sane (1913-1928-197?)

darling you were wonderful you really were quite good (snoball), Saturday, 3 December 2016 09:42 (seven years ago) link

You say you want a leader
But you can't seem to make up your mind
I think you better close it
And let me guide you to the purple rain

seemed pretty relevant, in the "fuck this human ezperiment, let's call the whole thing off" sort of way

slugbuggy, Saturday, 3 December 2016 09:44 (seven years ago) link

so true!

identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Saturday, 3 December 2016 09:50 (seven years ago) link

haha i was about to put 'but no one is actually saying this?' then i googled it & found i was v v wrong

just sayin, Saturday, 3 December 2016 09:52 (seven years ago) link

well tbf google hits from 1954 are somewhat rare

identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Saturday, 3 December 2016 09:55 (seven years ago) link

personally the destruction of the library at Alexandria has always felt like an enormous tragedy/crime tho, only mitigated by the possibility that what was lost was exaggerated

yeah. things get lost, broken and burned all the time, and when we do find past knowledge or preserve it, we either turn it to our own ends or good bits of it end up preserving ignorance of past as received wisdom (hello galen).

was just reading about drunk soldiers shooting at the ankles of passers by in a cellar bar in 17th Germany, and people being forced to drink boiling shit as torture in 30 Years War, but it's hard not choose Holocaust.

Progressivists don't always seem to have the capacity to understand that things can become progressively bad. The 20th Century administrative and infrastructure frameworks helped expediate the programmatic slaughter of peoples.

On this "progressivist" basis however (and with all our new and wonderful globalising weapons and structures) the world as it is very much has the capacity to deliver the worst year ever very soon.

Rooting for 2017. I more see 2016 as the equivalent of the drag racing start line smoke, nitro and burning rubber, before the actual fun starts.

Fizzles, Saturday, 3 December 2016 10:10 (seven years ago) link

Nothing can touch the GLF for the sheer rapid death toll but the Cultural Revolution probably wasn't far off - albeit over a longer timescale of horror.

calzino, Saturday, 3 December 2016 10:12 (seven years ago) link

List could've done with the inclusion of the 2004 tsunami, that wiped out 230.000 people, for good measure. But it wouldn't be right if this poll threw up a winner that wasn't caused by humans themselves tbf. Hard to not vote for the holocaust indeed.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 3 December 2016 10:24 (seven years ago) link

voted an lushan rebellion (reports of 36 million dead are not considered reliable due to the COMPLETE COLLAPSE OF SOCIETY in the rebellion's wake), but i would add:

1755: lisbon earthquake
1945: hiroshima, nagasaki
1975: start of cambodian genocide

i would also argue the negative perception of 2016 comes from the perception that absolutely _nothing good has happened_ this year. so 1943 is a terrible, terrible year in human history, but if you're russian you can point to the soviet victory at stalingrad as a source of hope and comfort. in 2016, by contrast, you have democracy completely and decisively crushed as a global political force by ethnocentric fascism, but, uh... the cubs win the world series?

xiphoid beetlebum (rushomancy), Saturday, 3 December 2016 10:30 (seven years ago) link

I'd err more to the side of the argument that the 36m figure is probably erroneous and caused by the breakdown of the census system. But if if it was correct it would be staggering by 8th century standards, wouldn't it be approx the third of the world or something?

calzino, Saturday, 3 December 2016 10:43 (seven years ago) link

Read a book by Rui Tavares recently that suggested the Lisbon earthquake provoked a sea change in Portugal (and consequently Europe at large) away from viewing natural disasters as the wrath of God against sinners and towards urban planning/prevention strategies.

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 3 December 2016 11:14 (seven years ago) link

Voting on Monday, after Austria’s presidential election and Italy’s constitutional referendum.

Wes Brodicus, Saturday, 3 December 2016 11:55 (seven years ago) link

very tempted to vote 1200 BC for the bronze age collapse but went with spanish conquest of americas/smallpox. not just death but close to a total civilizational extinction, enormous impact on world history. mongol conquests, black death, 1917, 1943 all heavy on doom but there's been more of a sense of recovery.

ogmor, Saturday, 3 December 2016 13:02 (seven years ago) link

1864 is a bit of a dark horse, as it also has the end of the American Civil War, and the Paraguayan War didn't really get devastating until later. But it's the year where North America, South America, Europe (Second Dano/Prussian War) and China (Taiping Rebellion) are tearing themselves apart. Wordwide violence for some weird reason.

Frederik B, Saturday, 3 December 2016 13:03 (seven years ago) link

Personally speaking It's been the worst year of my life, hands down, so yeah 2016

MaresNest, Saturday, 3 December 2016 13:09 (seven years ago) link

no ilx comps this year, so deffo 2016

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Saturday, 3 December 2016 13:25 (seven years ago) link

2003 - sufjan stevens begins his 50 states project

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 3 December 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

44 BC was great cos it finally gave stabbing victims a clever dying repartee

Neanderthal, Saturday, 3 December 2016 13:53 (seven years ago) link

Pretty much the beginning of the end in 1440. All downhill from then.

Jeff, Saturday, 3 December 2016 14:09 (seven years ago) link

Voted 30 Years War, mostly to remind myself to finish reading that book.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 3 December 2016 14:09 (seven years ago) link

no ilx comps this year, so deffo 2016

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Saturday, December 3, 2016 1:25 PM (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

had the idea of an ilx comp of 'the worst songs we can think of'

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Saturday, 3 December 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

"Sack" lol

That's when I fired off my 2 Tweets to Dr. Phil (crüt), Saturday, 3 December 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

Back, Sack, and Crack of Rome.

darling you were wonderful you really were quite good (snoball), Saturday, 3 December 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

thinking of Khia now for some reason

Neanderthal, Saturday, 3 December 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link

stunning lack of non-western history here - write in vote for 210 BC, the burying of the scholars

, Saturday, 3 December 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link

upon further reflection i am changing my vote to 200,000 B.C., when homo sapiens sapiens evolved from archaic humans

, Saturday, 3 December 2016 15:03 (seven years ago) link

it's sad, ppl in 1346 never even got to hear Bowie and Prince

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Saturday, 3 December 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link

ppl rly bad at reading thread title questions

identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Saturday, 3 December 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

um I factored in human history

diary of a mod how's life (wins), Saturday, 3 December 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

it's sad, ppl in 1346 never even got to hear Bowie and Prince

― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Saturday, December 3, 2016 10:06 AM (forty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is so great. we are blessed to have been alive during the reign of Bowie and Prince.

and also, not the plague.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 3 December 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link

the death count for plagues since 1346 has to be somewhere in the hundreds of millions

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 3 December 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

1945: hiroshima, nagasaki

this was on the original list but it got deleted and when i reconstituted it i forgot to add it

stunning lack of non-western history here - write in vote for 210 BC, the burying of the scholars

stunning lack? i made sure to include a lot of non-western history.

Mordy, Saturday, 3 December 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

xxp Up to 500 million from small pox in the 20th century alone.

jmm, Saturday, 3 December 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link

i did not like this year very much! but i'm lucky i had a great thanksgiving

surm, Saturday, 3 December 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

voted the midnight of the century

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 3 December 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

true but it still is a shock that nearly all the mega-selling blockbuster artists of the 80's are dead (besides Janet?) while the Townshends, McCartneys, and Rolling Stones are all still alive

frogbs, Thursday, 29 December 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

famous 60s band The Townshends and The McCartneys

forgive me fader for I have sinned (wins), Thursday, 29 December 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

the idea of multiple Townsends is quite frightening, although he'd probably like it - he could say twasn't me, it were him!

calzino, Thursday, 29 December 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

true but it still is a shock that nearly all the mega-selling blockbuster artists of the 80's are dead (besides Janet?)

Except the vast majority of them are still alive and kicking, if this page is to be believed: http://tsort.info/music/ds1980.htm.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 December 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

well yeah, he was basically marvelling at how ~6 people can have died while a different ~6 people are still alive, which nngh everybody get a fucking grip already

I entirely sympathise with treeship's "I feel like I'm going insane" except he and I have apparently woken up in different twilight zones because from where I'm sitting mine is the minority viewpoint that actually makes any kind of sense according to the rules of the reality I went to sleep in

forgive me fader for I have sinned (wins), Thursday, 29 December 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link

All I'm saying is, someone is killing celebrities and wins is involved.

Treeship, Thursday, 29 December 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

sorry for your losses

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 December 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

yeah I know it's all arbitrary and it doesn't mean anything, point is as someone born in the mid-80's its weird to lose people who you can remember having hits and being a big cultural figure, over those who have been dinosaurs your whole life. it just affects you in a different way. maybe the first time my generation has started to feel, I dunno...kinda old? if it was all about whose music I was most attached to I'd say losing 2/3rds of ELP was the worst (lol) but they've always been "in the past" in my mind...hell the fact that they released two albums in my lifetime is still very strange to me.

frogbs, Thursday, 29 December 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

still seems better than 1346, where if anyone in your village was famous it was probably cos their rotting corpse was hung on display at the town entrance as a public example

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 29 December 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 30 December 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link

OK

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Friday, 30 December 2016 00:27 (seven years ago) link

can we move on now

my hangover is a time machine (seandalai), Friday, 30 December 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

Chicxulub impact fans hardest hit

troops in djibouti (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 30 December 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

lol at results
Maybe if more Star Wars cast members had killed themselves in sympathy

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Sunday, 1 January 2017 05:23 (seven years ago) link

at least no one voted for Roman Sack and Siege of Juersalem

mookieproof, Sunday, 1 January 2017 05:27 (seven years ago) link

Good thing no beloved musicians are going to die now that 2016 is over.

maccabeelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 15:09 (seven years ago) link

This rookie general (Zeng Guoquan) for the Qing dynasty captures 8000 Taiping soldiers in an unlikely rout. His battalion commander helpfully explains that they have to kill them all now. Zeng then reluctantly subordinates the task to him and goes off to hide in his tent. The Commander sets up a killing station where people get beheaded in batches of 10 at a time "finishing by the light of lanterns just after the sun went down that night"

His brother (Zeng Guofan) wrote several letters to Guoquan over the following days - first more sanguine, suggesting his brother find a way to bury the thousands of corpses or else pile them onto old boats and send them down the river so the stink wouldn't bring disease into his camp. But as he realized that the slaughter was weighing heavily on Gouquan's conscience, his letters became more reassuring by telling him if Confucius were alive, he too would say it was right to exterminate the rebels.

calzino, Thursday, 5 January 2017 00:22 (seven years ago) link

This General Beheaded 8000 Captive Soldiers...And That's Okay!

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 5 January 2017 13:58 (seven years ago) link

Probably for the "why am I such a dick" thread, but have felt a rage I don't quite understand every time I see facebook / twitter posts along the lines of "quit it with the fuck 2016 meme - there's no magical meaning to a year" or "whew, glad it's 2017 now and all of your heroes are safe" - I don't think these ideas / sentiments are wrong, exactly, it just seems like such a patronising attitude, like they think everyone else is an irrational idiot for indulging in some sort of semi-magical thinking when (a) everyone does and (b) the world isn't always a worse place for it. But I should get over it I guess.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 5 January 2017 19:02 (seven years ago) link

yep

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 January 2017 19:14 (seven years ago) link

surprised there was no option for "every year is worse than the previous year"

ryan, Thursday, 5 January 2017 21:25 (seven years ago) link

ban years

Vote! In the 2016 EOY Poll! (seandalai), Thursday, 5 January 2017 21:44 (seven years ago) link

ban years

mods?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:04 (seven years ago) link

they would but even the worst one only got 16 fps

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:59 (seven years ago) link

read about the Great Leap Forward the other day. 55 million dead, wow that 20th century was evil

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 January 2017 14:41 (seven years ago) link

not if those 55 million were stood in the way of a beautiful future

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 January 2017 14:56 (seven years ago) link

I'm dying to get hold of that new Tan Hecheng Cultural Revolution book, but £18.20 for an epub download is more than I'll pay.

calzino, Friday, 6 January 2017 15:14 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

2017 thus far featuring less celebrity death but more dystopia

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 February 2017 07:04 (seven years ago) link

Alan Colmes rip
Fuck you 2017

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Saturday, 25 February 2017 20:19 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

That’s a woke kid’s dream come true

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 17 November 2018 17:22 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

should i run this again with 2020

Mordy, Tuesday, 14 April 2020 17:54 (four years ago) link

definitely

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link

Smallpox very likely killed more than 50% of the population of the western hemisphere within a few decades of its arrival. The black death killed nearly half of Europe's population. As bad as this year is shaping up for those of us living through it, covid-19 isn't even close to the head of that class.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 18:36 (four years ago) link

We're still in April!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 18:40 (four years ago) link

rank the past five years in order of terribleness

i'll start

5. 2019 - came out
4. 2017 - moved, got new job, bought house
3. 2020 - ehhhh.
2. 2018 - severe depression (recurrent), treated with tms but overall unpleasant
1. 2016 - dad died, lost job, also it was 2016

or, like, just go on speculating what was really worse, the black death or the an lushan rebellion. not sure i have much of a horse in that race.

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 23:50 (four years ago) link

Smallpox very likely killed more than 50% of the population of the western hemisphere within a few decades of its arrival. The black death killed nearly half of Europe's population. As bad as this year is shaping up for those of us living through it, covid-19 isn't even close to the head of that class.

Governments around the world in those named single years didn’t respond to massive climate crisis events by relaxing or waiving checks on fossil fuel extraction.

donald failson (sic), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 23:58 (four years ago) link


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