https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaaRJpA6WOw
― 龜, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link
where can i get a wicker gavlebocken decoration
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link
make one
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 00:18 (seven years ago) link
Jey! Even though my head’s not quite screwed on I’m starting to feel like myself again. Soon I’ll look as dashing as ever! Who’s with me this year? #itsgoodtobeback #gävlebocken pic.twitter.com/abCKZ4dEGS— Gävlebocken (@Gavlebocken) November 30, 2017
― how's life, Thursday, 30 November 2017 12:57 (six years ago) link
hii
― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 November 2017 19:42 (six years ago) link
jey
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 30 November 2017 23:41 (six years ago) link
the most wonderful time of the year
― the process believer (Clay), Friday, 1 December 2017 00:14 (six years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Brannbocken
Nej
― JoeStork, Saturday, 9 December 2017 19:07 (six years ago) link
Phew! Awfully nervous when this thread gets bumped.
― Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Saturday, 9 December 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link
I'm all in for "nothing happened" this year.
― JoeStork, Saturday, 9 December 2017 19:12 (six years ago) link
to late im on my way to kick it to pieces
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 December 2017 19:57 (six years ago) link
totally misread this as Gayle goal celebration.
― calzino, Saturday, 9 December 2017 19:59 (six years ago) link
2017 Double fence, cameras, guards
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goat
― StanM, Sunday, 10 December 2017 07:20 (six years ago) link
1775: malaria1777: malaria1780: "gout of the chest," dysentery, yellow fever, manchineel poisoning1781: mysterious swelling of left arm & leg1782: scurvy1784: malaria1787: fever1794: blown up twice, 2nd time resulting in detached retina 1797: shot in arm (amputated), septicemia 1798: piece of shrapnel pierces skull 1799: bedridden with unexplained malaise 1801: heatstroke 1802: dysentery, fever, more numbness in hand 1805: shot through spine, dies
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 25 December 2017 21:56 (six years ago) link
1799: bedridden with unexplained malaise
at this point it would be fair to say he might have been better off giving up the game.
― calzino, Monday, 25 December 2017 22:00 (six years ago) link
I am reborn! I am immune to disease and mysterious swelling! I am made of straw!
― Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Monday, 25 December 2017 22:01 (six years ago) link
We've quoted most of the Wikipedia article but missed the GOAT WAR
The creator of the original 1966 goat, Stig Gavlén, thought that the Natural Science Club's goat had unfairly won the title of the largest Yule Goat because the goat was not as attractive as the Southern Merchants' goat and the neck was excessively long. The next year there was a Goat war: the Southern Merchants understood the publicity value, and erected a huge goat, the Natural Science Club erected a smaller one in protest. The Southern Merchants had intended that their huge goat would reclaim the world record, but the measurement of the goat showed it fell short. Over the following seven years there were no further attempts on the world record, but there was some bad feeling between the Natural Science Club and the Southern Merchants, evidenced by the fact that the Natural Science Club put up a sign near their goat wishing a Merry Christmas to everyone, except the Southern Merchants.[8]
― Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Monday, 25 December 2017 22:17 (six years ago) link
ha
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 December 2017 23:50 (six years ago) link
it's the most wonderful time of the year
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DtKTKjpWkAEkl2o.jpg
― ogmor, Thursday, 29 November 2018 10:44 (five years ago) link
stoked for the madness
― dude the new bond girl’s gonna be named ‘firehose o’piss’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 29 November 2018 11:14 (five years ago) link
hello goat my old friend
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 November 2018 15:22 (five years ago) link
webcam of the mighty 🐐 here
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 29 November 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link
goaty goaty goat
― emil.y, Thursday, 29 November 2018 16:07 (five years ago) link
wait, what?
Warning! Viewer discretion is advised as the most famous strawgoat in the world is being taken down 🍑👀 #gävlebocken #itsbeenagreatyear #timetosaygoodbye pic.twitter.com/YCnyxRoq3O— Gävlebocken (@Gavlebocken) January 2, 2018
― StanM, Thursday, 29 November 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link
... is that where the guards lived the whole time last year?
Feels like a 'burn the goat' kind of year.
― jmm, Thursday, 29 November 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link
yeah, it’s gonna burn for sure this year imo
― dude the new bond girl’s gonna be named ‘firehose o’piss’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 29 November 2018 16:18 (five years ago) link
good luck, goaty <3
― a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 29 November 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link
YAY!!!!!’n
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 29 November 2018 18:28 (five years ago) link
I want to be in the Natural Science Club.
― jmm, Thursday, 29 November 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link
🐐🐐🐐https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JZUJq6nYTLY
― JoeStork, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 00:12 (five years ago) link
literally the only thing about christmas i look forward to
― macropuente (map), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 00:17 (five years ago) link
TS: Gavle goat vs. BAAAHS (big-ass, amazingly awesome homosexual sheep).
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bw-YuBWCYAA_7rn.jpg
― nickn, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 00:44 (five years ago) link
I'm no "burner"
― jmm, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 00:52 (five years ago) link
Heads up - I’m here! 👋 #gävlebocken #comebackoftheyear pic.twitter.com/v5neuAuw2d— Gävlebocken (@Gavlebocken) November 28, 2019
― britain's secret sauce (seandalai), Thursday, 28 November 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link
BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT
― A victim managed to capture evidence of the gimp (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 November 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link
i got strangely upset one year when i found out about it getting burned
― #FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 28 November 2019 21:29 (four years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4fvmLa2.gif
― A victim managed to capture evidence of the gimp (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 November 2019 21:48 (four years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 November 2019 22:13 (four years ago) link
please god
― ingredience (map), Thursday, 28 November 2019 23:33 (four years ago) link
i got put in twitter jail for threatening the gavlebocken, avenge me
― gbx, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link
lmfao
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 21:07 (four years ago) link
quite right
― #FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link
let the nazis roam free, jack. but the gävlebocken must be protected
Hadn’t seen these details from 2015, props to the Gävle police for cracking the case and getting a confession:
A 26-year-old man fleeing the scene with a singed face, smelling of gasoline, and holding a lighter in his hand was arrested. Under questioning, he admitted to committing the offence, adding that he was drunk at the time and that in retrospect, it was an "extremely bad idea".[50] He was sentenced in January 2018 to probation by an appellate court with a 86.000 SEK fine. The Natural Science Club goat was also burned.
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 01:03 (four years ago) link
that's about $9000 us dollars fyi
― a u.s. government department (mh), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 02:08 (four years ago) link
RIP Little brother. 😢💔And remember - they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. #leaveusgoatsalone #wherethereissmokethereisfire— Gävlebocken (@Gavlebocken) December 27, 2019
― JoeStork, Friday, 27 December 2019 00:58 (four years ago) link
Well, hello there! Have you missed me? 👋 #gävlebocken #stillgoingstrong #backtolife pic.twitter.com/juGuxheU1c— Gävlebocken (@Gavlebocken) November 26, 2020
― timber euros (seandalai), Thursday, 26 November 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link
nobody better burn this fucking down this year!!!!!
― Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 26 November 2020 20:49 (three years ago) link
how did i miss it got burned down last year?
― fleet doxes (map), Thursday, 26 November 2020 21:07 (three years ago) link