Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

they look like jackasses

Gym tan laundry dudes from the look of it

Why don't they just fuck each other and get it over with?

every college dude ever?

no

Why don't they just fuck each other and get it over with?

they appear to be systematically working their way through sharing all of their bodily fluids so it's only a matter of time before 'lol just jizzed in u bro joeks #nohomo' happens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9il52dlnnc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc

That song abt service is great

cringe lols

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlAQdHvegjdr6SY/giphy.gif

nice one

That song abt service is great

― niels, Friday, December 9, 2016 6:06 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I interpreted it to be more about selling than service, so it's interesting that you picked up on more of the service aspect.

I also believe it to be intended as one of those "raps"

better with the sound off

https://vimeo.com/195413500

excellent

they had an album out this year!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waixG1Dhr3w

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/809564320082305024

I think I first saw the 'Selling is Service' video as part of this amazing playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7XlqX4npddfrdpMCxBnNZXg2GFll7t5y . Probably plenty there that y'all have seen before but it kept me reliably lolling for hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLRWloiIC58

That is a superb playlist, thanks

yeah important videos is a like a deep mine filled with precious gold, a goldmine if you will. Miraculously I hadn't seen any of those memevids before, either because I live in a hole or despite it. Appreciated the expert-level curation skills, including obvious time constraint criteria. High quality product

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVJzibVS2YM

Hahaa that is good

I like this one with Christmas music a bit better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqiogBRg7l4

https://twitter.com/brendohare/status/810532755033522176

Reminds me of this popular children's series

http://i.imgur.com/u0B7T2w.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/sJ7vDvT.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Hx0JIqf.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/epdeh22.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/HloWgvt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TKGXxt8.jpg

holy shit

http://i67.tinypic.com/24pe7au.png

that can't be real

but then again, who knows

wouldn't put it past some Brooklyn/San Fran bar to do that at all. Funny that it's like double the price of craft beer.

feels real to me

they priced it per ounce

it's also the funny joke item not to be actually ordered, like when a "fancy" burger place has a bunch of $10 range burgers and then one burger that's like $1000 and has gold flakes and comes with champagne

upcycling, you guys

i bet that's totally real -- they had 40s on the menu (in a bag that you could leave with) at a pizza place in crested butte, colorado, ten years ago (this place: http://www.secretstash.com/)

the genius of it is that you could bring in your own beer in a brown paper bag and if they questioned your outside beverage you could strongly insist it's none of their business, as anyone drinking out of a paper bag rightly would

many xps but wow at the "important videos" playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2ZQ1OdfcHI

yeah, i lost a good amount of time yesterday watching that playlist as well (i never finished it). it sometimes veers into "dumb people hurting themselves and other" jackass style territory, but not very often, and at any rate most of the clips are so short that it's easy to wait a few seconds and move on to the next one

i should be finished soon.
there's a fair amount of garbage but the highs are very high

Glad I could help spread the joy and wonder.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F547P6S/?tag=097-20&ascsubtag=v5_1_3_92j_3ahj_4_104u640e_2

Question: Would Sheryl Crow approve?

Answer: Not only would she approve, she's the one that recommended them to me. Her pre-Shittens classic from quite a few years ago "Strong Enough" was actually written about the inefficacies of simple 2-ply. She opened with the lines that tell it all... "God, I feel like hell tonight, Tears of rage I cannot fight..." Then just goes on and on about how she needs someone strong enough. Her producers had her modify the original lyrics "Are you strong enough to clean my can" to what we currently know them to be for fear of poor reception by the general public. Once she tried Shittens, Cheryl was hooked, and thanks to her, so am I.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/20/this-imax-version-of-the-trailer-for-the-mummy-left-out-one-thing-the-sound-effects-6334520/

watch now, the studio is purging their mistake

would absolutely pay to see that movie without sound fx

eeeeuurgph! ahhhh!

1:10

"No. .... Mwwwwmmm!"

David Wilcox
good hope it flopsat the boxoffice youcan not make money out of the pharoahs or act like them its bad karma insulting them

that is a very good comment

I just need to say that the Ian Curtis thing someone posted 3 months ago is KILLING me right now. Thank you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8