The Apprentice UK 2016

I was wondering if it wasn't mentioned because of a delay in filming and the "next day" was actually later in the week?

Bear in mind this whole Colony concept was thought up by Frances who thinks Shoreditch is "the ghetto". I think they're all just young and stupid and privileged.

So, Alana v Courtney. I reckon Courtney's going to win, in a Tom Pellereau kind of a way.

Lolled a bit at Lord Sugar going "but who's going to pick your website for novelty goods over any other website for novelty goods then, eh?". Um, didn't you hire a SEO expert a couple of years back? Get him to sort it!

Dying here at Jessica's website, particularly the many subtleties of her businesswear range:

https://www.prodigalfox.com/collections/business-wear

depends what business you're in...

I did wonder why she wore that green dress in pretty much every boardroom appearance, now I know.

She really was utterly inept last night though. I had to rewatch the sequence where she gets told her ex-boyfriend has left her holding the old company and one of her new directors has quit just to see her reaction again.

alana became unbearable in that final episode, hepped up on power, condescending as all hell & believing that her personality is worthy of 'brandifying'. also like fuck the world needs another posh lady's cake company. hope it bombs.

most forgettable winner ever from the most uninspiring finale of the entire run. usually they edit this last episode to make both candidates seem like worthy contenders but the first half was all 'lol at how crap they are'.

brandifying her personality seems like a smart decision though, seeing as the major thing distinguishing this posh lady's cake company from umpty-dozen other posh lady's cake companies is that that this one has a boss who is minor celeb after appearing on TV for several weeks? until last week I thought the final was going to be Trishna and Jessica tbh

is Courtney's "coming up with ideas for novelty tat" shtick the kind of thing it actually much harder than it looks or the kind of thing where any halfway intelligent person could do at least as good a job as him?

I dunno, let's have a go.

yeah: "HatCat" - it's a hat but it looks like a cat. £26 to you, mate. Prototypes to come...

someone beat you to that one I'm afraid

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/c4/52/15/c45215d7bd93c2a582aa666214d1c030.jpg

caption on pinterest: "Taxidermy cat hat. Apparently this was a thing because I have a book on Victorian fashion that describes a tippet with a real kitten head at each end."

how about one of those seaside photograph prop things with the hole for ppl to put their head through, but a small one for cats, maybe with a space for food under the hole to get the cat to put its head through. that's worth £250,000 surely?

How about this for a business proposition Mr. Amstrad? I call it 'that annoying twonk snoball gets out of your face PLC'. The business plan is that legendarily annoying twonk snoball will get out of your face for the low low one off payment of a quarter of a million pounds.

OK, so it's 'Hipster Vintage' ..

how about one of those seaside photograph prop things with the hole for ppl to put their head through, but a small one for cats, maybe with a space for food under the hole to get the cat to put its head through. that's worth £250,000 surely?

― soref, Wednesday, December 21, 2016 5:18 PM (one hour ago)

These exist! My cat was given one recently as a novelty tat present. He *loves* cardboard boxes but he somehow knew I wanted him to go in this one and refused. Then it fell apart. Now it is gone, with not even a photograph to remember it by.

i'm sure people like Courtney aren't that worried about whether the customer actually gets anything out of the product

xp OK then, it *is* harder than it looks, Courtney is a genius, my apologies for having doubted him

I guess that turning dead pets into hats via taxidermy has been out of fashion for long enough that one could take the credit for reviving the idea, even if it has already been done.

I thank you.