pro tip

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I have even bought the ridiculous ground beef seasoning mix for comfort food

sniffing at US hard taco shells but acting like taco "shells" exist outside of that context

this whole country is a fucking shell maaaan

fake mexican food is tasty obv

I find it p hard to go back when the real thing is available just down the street. Will never give up nachos though.

waiting for the inevitable modernist/Serious Eats "perfect hard shell taco" recipe tbh

oh totally if it's just down the street the difference between tasty and delicious doesn't need explaining

Xp

hard shell tacos are hard to handle though, I mean, they break, and I'm not sure how to eat them right

you rotate the taco 45 degrees and your head 45 degrees in the opposite direction

just a lil tip from a pro

thread delivers

obviously you take the hard-shell taco and wrap it with a soft tortilla so when it shatters into a thousand shards you don't have to slow down your taco intake at all.

not to cloud up this thread with ~ deep thoughts ~ but isn't the story of american food the story of appropriating/crispifying/salting already decent ethnically identified carbohydrates and selling them in rectangular boxes in a supermarket?

isn't the story of american food the story of appropriating/crispifying/salting already decent ethnically identified carbohydrates and selling them in rectangular boxes in a supermarket?

― remy bean,

the splinters from a hard taco shell present a puncture hazard to one's soft palette. highly dud, unless you are a masochist.

I love it

pro tip: always be a masochist

i prefer cutting my tongue on a glass-sharp fragment of Tootsie Pop

pro tip: scotch tape your taco upside-down to the ceiling. put magnets on the inside of the hanging taco shell. now you can throw other magnets toward the ceiling and see if you can get them to stick. don't forget the hot sauce!!

people have definitely choked to death on hard taco shells. people are dead.

i envy them

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Ok lol

O_o

Hot

wow

that truly is a pro tip

I seriously considered purchasing magnetic eyelashes the day

Your phone should be able to fit in your mouth! If it doesn't, bring it back to the phone store for a replacement. #oralfixation #protip

infinite free drinks at fast food places if you just have the restaurant cup - yes this is technically stealing but i have never gotten caught in weeks

easier if there is a back door entrance to slide in through the side

b-b-b-but you shouldn't really drink a lot of soda?

brb, heading to the apple store to attempt to shove each of the demo phones into my mouth

you can use a 3D printer to make prop phones at home and test how those fit in your mouth without leaving the house!

When you say "in my mouth" do you mean the whole thing? Because

and by "in my mouth" do you really mean in my mouth or...