oh totally if it's just down the street the difference between tasty and delicious doesn't need explaining
― banfred bann (wins), Sunday, 11 December 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link
Xp
hard shell tacos are hard to handle though, I mean, they break, and I'm not sure how to eat them right
― niels, Sunday, 11 December 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link
you rotate the taco 45 degrees and your head 45 degrees in the opposite direction
just a lil tip from a pro
― mh 😏, Sunday, 11 December 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link
thread delivers
― niels, Sunday, 11 December 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link
obviously you take the hard-shell taco and wrap it with a soft tortilla so when it shatters into a thousand shards you don't have to slow down your taco intake at all.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 11 December 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link
not to cloud up this thread with ~ deep thoughts ~ but isn't the story of american food the story of appropriating/crispifying/salting already decent ethnically identified carbohydrates and selling them in rectangular boxes in a supermarket?
― remy bean, Sunday, 11 December 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link
isn't the story of american food the story of appropriating/crispifying/salting already decent ethnically identified carbohydrates and selling them in rectangular boxes in a supermarket?
― remy bean,
― Treeship, Sunday, 11 December 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link
the splinters from a hard taco shell present a puncture hazard to one's soft palette. highly dud, unless you are a masochist.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 11 December 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link
I love it
― mh 😏, Sunday, 11 December 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link
pro tip: always be a masochist
― mh 😏, Sunday, 11 December 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link
i prefer cutting my tongue on a glass-sharp fragment of Tootsie Pop
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 12 December 2016 00:26 (seven years ago) link
pro tip: scotch tape your taco upside-down to the ceiling. put magnets on the inside of the hanging taco shell. now you can throw other magnets toward the ceiling and see if you can get them to stick. don't forget the hot sauce!!
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 December 2016 00:40 (seven years ago) link
people have definitely choked to death on hard taco shells. people are dead.
― Treeship, Monday, 12 December 2016 00:50 (seven years ago) link
i envy them
― mh 😏, Monday, 12 December 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/1eaCaMY.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 17 September 2017 00:08 (six years ago) link
Ok lol
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 September 2017 04:25 (six years ago) link
O_o
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 September 2017 02:51 (six years ago) link
Hot
― El Tomboto, Monday, 18 September 2017 03:04 (six years ago) link
wow
― k3vin k., Monday, 18 September 2017 03:11 (six years ago) link
that truly is a pro tip
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 18 September 2017 03:50 (six years ago) link
I seriously considered purchasing magnetic eyelashes the day
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Monday, 18 September 2017 07:21 (six years ago) link
Your phone should be able to fit in your mouth! If it doesn't, bring it back to the phone store for a replacement. #oralfixation #protip
― faculty w1fe (silby), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 22:55 (five years ago) link
infinite free drinks at fast food places if you just have the restaurant cup - yes this is technically stealing but i have never gotten caught in weeks
easier if there is a back door entrance to slide in through the side
― Ross, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 22:59 (five years ago) link
b-b-b-but you shouldn't really drink a lot of soda?
― niels, Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:23 (five years ago) link
brb, heading to the apple store to attempt to shove each of the demo phones into my mouth
― Dan I., Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:20 (five years ago) link
you can use a 3D printer to make prop phones at home and test how those fit in your mouth without leaving the house!
― Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:25 (five years ago) link
When you say "in my mouth" do you mean the whole thing? Because
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link
and by "in my mouth" do you really mean in my mouth or...
― Dan I., Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link