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someone beat you to that one I'm afraid

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soref, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

caption on pinterest: "Taxidermy cat hat. Apparently this was a thing because I have a book on Victorian fashion that describes a tippet with a real kitten head at each end."

soref, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

how about one of those seaside photograph prop things with the hole for ppl to put their head through, but a small one for cats, maybe with a space for food under the hole to get the cat to put its head through. that's worth £250,000 surely?

soref, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

How about this for a business proposition Mr. Amstrad? I call it 'that annoying twonk snoball gets out of your face PLC'. The business plan is that legendarily annoying twonk snoball will get out of your face for the low low one off payment of a quarter of a million pounds.

do you play to win or are you just a bad loser? (snoball), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

OK, so it's 'Hipster Vintage' ..

Mark G, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

how about one of those seaside photograph prop things with the hole for ppl to put their head through, but a small one for cats, maybe with a space for food under the hole to get the cat to put its head through. that's worth £250,000 surely?

― soref, Wednesday, December 21, 2016 5:18 PM (one hour ago)

These exist! My cat was given one recently as a novelty tat present. He *loves* cardboard boxes but he somehow knew I wanted him to go in this one and refused. Then it fell apart. Now it is gone, with not even a photograph to remember it by.

emil.y, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

i'm sure people like Courtney aren't that worried about whether the customer actually gets anything out of the product

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link

xp OK then, it *is* harder than it looks, Courtney is a genius, my apologies for having doubted him

soref, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

I guess that turning dead pets into hats via taxidermy has been out of fashion for long enough that one could take the credit for reviving the idea, even if it has already been done.

soref, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

I thank you.

Mark G, Thursday, 22 December 2016 10:52 (seven years ago) link


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