of course i register multiple fake accounts to vote in polls. i register as many as it takes. it's a lot of work, but once you see your perfect choice at #1 with a comfortable margin and you've lobbed some final references to lurkers to throw everyone off your scent, it's so worth it
― Karl Malone, Friday, 6 January 2017 19:21 (seven years ago) link
We haven't had a sock for a while
― Treeship, Friday, 6 January 2017 19:24 (seven years ago) link
ilxgate 2017
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 6 January 2017 19:33 (seven years ago) link
this is not as bad as ppl who use their one vote politically oh i dont actually think x is the best but everyone will vote for y so x it is well fuck you the distance between the genuine votes is an important metric you shitvoting cunt
― loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Friday, 6 January 2017 19:45 (seven years ago) link
I created 415 duplicate logins for this express purpose. Unfortunately, I've forgotten the passwords for all of them.
― Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 January 2017 19:50 (seven years ago) link
lol Karl
― though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 6 January 2017 20:00 (seven years ago) link
― Treeship, Friday, January 6, 2017 1:24 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
controversial post
― mh 😏, Friday, 6 January 2017 20:01 (seven years ago) link
remember 'taytay fan' >:/
the best way of doing this is to have a partner with a similar taste to you who is willing to vote in the polls B-)
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Friday, 6 January 2017 20:04 (seven years ago) link
maybe 'taytay fan' was an ilxor o/h tho
Unless you're a) posting about something so incredibly personal and embarrassing that you don't want it permanently associated with your regular login or b) a troll, I've never really understood the point of socks.
Until now.
― Dr. Shitfuck (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 January 2017 20:10 (seven years ago) link
eh I can barely remember to vote in polls once, this all sounds like a lot of effort to me
― a passing spacecadet, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:22 (seven years ago) link
scott seward has a wife AND a son to help him out, shame he has a no-poll policy rly
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:24 (seven years ago) link
oh i dont actually think x is the best but everyone will vote for y so x it is well fuck you the distance between the genuine votes is an important metric you shitvoting cunt
ouch
but more than I like to see the distance by which something wins, I like to derive little shards of schadenfreude from things getting 0 votes
thus it is important to spare things I like from the same fate
― a passing spacecadet, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:27 (seven years ago) link
usually zero votes just means it's no one's favorite, it could still be everyone's #2 pick
― mh 😏, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:28 (seven years ago) link
Number of times a poll has accepted my vote, even though I'm fairly certain I have voted before.
― Mark G, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:44 (seven years ago) link
xp I'm happy to agree with that logic wrt food polls or w/e but for some reason when my 17th favourite song from 1996 has 0 votes on a poll it is a grievous insult against the universe
― a passing spacecadet, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:50 (seven years ago) link
i register socks and use them to try to convince other people not to vote
― Neanderthal, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:55 (seven years ago) link
aps you knkw very well that <3
― loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:01 (seven years ago) link
https://serenevelocity.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/vlcsnap-00038.jpg
― calzino, Saturday, 7 January 2017 00:34 (seven years ago) link
i usually forget what i chose with my single vote tbh
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 January 2017 01:07 (seven years ago) link
I do too and thankfully Zing Touch for iPhone has a feature to help me feel stupid about it
― The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Saturday, 7 January 2017 02:58 (seven years ago) link
I registered ILX System for the pineapple on pizza poll. Been doing the job while winter soldier ever since.
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 7 January 2017 05:42 (seven years ago) link
no but i've abuse the day before reset bug (is that still a thing?)
― Frobisher, Saturday, 7 January 2017 05:43 (seven years ago) link
Oswaldo the Octopus predicts a massive vote for "No"
― Mark G, Monday, 9 January 2017 16:18 (seven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 12 January 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link
You have already voted in this poll and cannot vote again.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 12 January 2017 01:55 (seven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 13 January 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link
There are twelve people in the world, the rest are paste
Finally proven
― The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Friday, 13 January 2017 00:10 (seven years ago) link
high five to my 11 fellow sockmasters!
― sarahell, Friday, 13 January 2017 00:11 (seven years ago) link
ppl shamed sock voters into not voting
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 13 January 2017 00:21 (seven years ago) link