You Didn't Want It, You Didn't Ask For It; The 2016 ILX Worst Song Poll

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Comment on the Spraygun War video:

It's like a can of dog food decided to cover a Death Grips song

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 02:00 (seven years ago) link

voting for that shitty Lucas Graham song

Darin, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 02:06 (seven years ago) link

Lukas Graham deserves to win this poll.

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 02:50 (seven years ago) link

^^

niels, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 08:33 (seven years ago) link

pff, he doesn't deserve to win owt.

Especially when that song that goes "I wasn't expecting that" exists.

Mark G, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 16:56 (seven years ago) link

Finally getting a chance to listen to the Spotify playlist today... I keep wanting to pull the trigger and vote, then I realize that I'm only like 4 songs into the list.

Strong contenders:

  • Steven Tyler - Red, White & You (actually I'm not sure if this is worse than the average top 40 country song, so I'll give it the benefit of the doubt)
  • Bloc Party - Fortress (as a former Kele fan, I feel more qualified to recoil in horror at this one)
  • Fall Out Boy ft Missy Elliot - Ghostbusters (a remake of this song could have gone for kitsch, but this one apparently went for blockbuster CGI sub-bass pyrotechnics)
At this point, I think I'm too numbed to register much else.

In the end, I have to go with Throwing Shade - hashtag IRL, since it just fails on every level: as a piece of music, as an amusing novelty, as a tossed-off

enochroot, Friday, 20 January 2017 16:45 (seven years ago) link

I love that Kula Shaker still have enough profile to make this list

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Saturday, 21 January 2017 03:42 (seven years ago) link

Avalanches, for most disappointing after a long wait

LimbsKing, Saturday, 21 January 2017 11:08 (seven years ago) link

I suppose it was inevitable that the "sharing economy" propagandic bullshit would make its way, however loosely, into song concepts. can't find a real job, ladies? don't worry, you can spend your time cheerily sexting your boyfriend, who has retconned "Bo$$"

― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:09 (ten months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKRWV0yjqJ0

r|t|c, Saturday, 21 January 2017 11:35 (seven years ago) link

Lil Yachty is the worst thing on the playlist, but isn't in the poll. So, Naomi Elizabeth gets my vote.

Jeff W, Saturday, 21 January 2017 18:40 (seven years ago) link

that's a very strange choice for 'worst' imo

nearly finished the playlist. lukas graham still possibly in the lead, but bloc party and lewis del mar are not far off. all to play for heading into the final stretch

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Saturday, 21 January 2017 19:46 (seven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 22 January 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 23 January 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link

Woo, go Grunk!

Frederik B, Monday, 23 January 2017 00:02 (seven years ago) link

We listened to every fucking song on the list then forgot to vote

Would have voted for the winner though :)

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Monday, 23 January 2017 00:13 (seven years ago) link

I can't remember if I ever heard the winner; or rather, since I probably did, what it sounds like. I could easily solve this, I know, but why not spare myself?

some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Monday, 23 January 2017 00:35 (seven years ago) link

"work from home" is still terrible sorry

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Monday, 23 January 2017 03:14 (seven years ago) link


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