dear fourteen year old me

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Reply from fourteen year old Neanderthal,

"You're one to talk"

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 February 2017 14:02 (seven years ago) link

Maybe because I've been playing Telltale's Back to the Future game, every time I try to think about this, I worry about how I'll warp my timeline.

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Saturday, 25 February 2017 14:04 (seven years ago) link

i'd just really give myself answers to all the tests I failed in school

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 February 2017 14:04 (seven years ago) link

Dear 14-year-old me,

I don't remember you so good, so if I say something that blatantly doesn't apply to you, please excuse me.

The rat-tail is not a good look.

You are not nearly as much of a sick fuck as you think you are right now.

Pink Floyd RULES.

You go through some rough times. You should probably know right now that you're at the very least not going to kill yourself before age 40.

The Simpsons is still making new episodes. Nobody watches it anymore, though. Bill Cosby, on the other hand, is a scumbag serial rapist.

The whole world isn't exactly like New Jersey. On the whole, this is a good thing.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Saturday, 25 February 2017 14:24 (seven years ago) link

Don't go to college. Get the govt job as young as possible. The pay, opportunities, sex and training are all better and the drinking isn't limited to a mere five days

Location must matter. The people I see in government here in London look uniformly grey, down-trodden and depressed, hanging on grimly for their long-promised index-linked pensions.

Dr Drudge (Bob Six), Saturday, 25 February 2017 16:39 (seven years ago) link


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