Trump's America, March 2017: Using His Inside VOICE

what are the chances he doesn't have the real launch codes

"1-2-3-4-5? Same as on my luggage!"

i just hope everyone learns their lesson from all this. taxes are theft; therefore, republicans should always get the benefit of the doubt

sequel to lag00n's famous caption

https://images.scribblelive.com/2017/3/2/6542387d-5ba2-4a5f-bcc8-473b14fd96db_800.jpg

session session about to start

Neat http://www.campaignlegalcenter.org/news/press-releases/fec-complaint-trump-filed-false-campaign-report-violation-election-law

He will recuse, apparently.

He pretty much had to at this point.

man fuck this cracker ass motherfucker

not good enough

xp

Of course it's not but the chance of him resigning over this as it stands wasn't there. (Later? Who can say.)

I've never listened to him actually speak before but he is such a caricature of a white Southern Senator jfc, he's basically Senator Tankerbell

agreed Ned - kinda wonder what else is gonna drop/how much worse this is gonna get

is her nervous? he seems like a forrest gump level intellect if not.

okay now we're half-way there. recuse sounds so much like resign it even has the same number of letters in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTB9cT1aG8s

Recuse me while I kiss the sky.

Wow, when asked if Sessions told the truth to Congress, Trump seriously answered "probably?"

I like how his explanation has nothing to do with his perjury. Just followin the advice of his staff!

xp

that's like the Dilbert equivalent of the Nuremberg defense.

I know context makes it less stoopid, but he said "WH counsel doesn't know the ethics rules."

I thought he said specifically Spicer and Trump don't know the rules.

Something Else That Happened Today: http://www.avclub.com/article/sxsw-threatens-international-artists-deportation-p-251394

@JSwiftTWS
Schumer just said: "I am not a lawy.." then realized, yes, he is a lawyer.

Pivoted to say "legal expert."

that''s fucking awful xp

i had no idea Jeff Sessions was Hank Hill's father

He's the worst Keebler elf

That sxsw thing is disgusting

i had no idea Jeff Sessions was Hank Hill's father

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, March 2, 2017 4:35 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loooooool

I mean christ he was reading that like it was a 2nd grade show and tell presentation

i hope that SXSW thing leads to artists boycotting or backing out, fuck those people.

I always thought he looked like he could be Beverly Leslie's twin brother

lol at Sessions recusing despite Trump saying not to. I'm sure he'll take that well.

i think trump will be more worried that the press conference was low energy

"and that SUIT, what were you thinking man?"

"also please pin your ears back next time"

Trump preps Sessions for next time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hOazRmDMOg

Pence looks more like Hank Hill's father than Sessions

his recusal done, sessions slips into something more comfortable

http://images3.cinema.de/imedia/9278/1969278,Ch5IaQqnxxXrfoqhNaMHsk_Tn6biqPwv1WKFW8fmhtv37f0lxjx99739iAnbLhL0RGx37Cc1sqYCy1AsbIYeeA==.jpg

I see Kushner's now starting to surface more in all this:

https://t.co/zUM7YSafVx

Carter Page, Manafort, Sessions, Flynn, Kushner

The New Monkees!

https://i.imgur.com/BcQiWdF.jpg

lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C58cFnuU0AA7EHf.jpg:small

IL representative mike bost on why he's not doing town hall meetings

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/553681697867575296/TbRJrmrc.jpeg

'the orientals', nice

lazy, frightened and racist is a killer combo

lol i legit thought he was talking about carpets at first and i was confused

like they were cleaning the rugs or some metaphor like draining the swamp