Trump's America, March 2017: Using His Inside VOICE

agreed Ned - kinda wonder what else is gonna drop/how much worse this is gonna get

is her nervous? he seems like a forrest gump level intellect if not.

okay now we're half-way there. recuse sounds so much like resign it even has the same number of letters in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTB9cT1aG8s

Recuse me while I kiss the sky.

Wow, when asked if Sessions told the truth to Congress, Trump seriously answered "probably?"

I like how his explanation has nothing to do with his perjury. Just followin the advice of his staff!

xp

that's like the Dilbert equivalent of the Nuremberg defense.

I know context makes it less stoopid, but he said "WH counsel doesn't know the ethics rules."

I thought he said specifically Spicer and Trump don't know the rules.

Something Else That Happened Today: http://www.avclub.com/article/sxsw-threatens-international-artists-deportation-p-251394

@JSwiftTWS
Schumer just said: "I am not a lawy.." then realized, yes, he is a lawyer.

Pivoted to say "legal expert."

that''s fucking awful xp

i had no idea Jeff Sessions was Hank Hill's father

He's the worst Keebler elf

That sxsw thing is disgusting

i had no idea Jeff Sessions was Hank Hill's father

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, March 2, 2017 4:35 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loooooool

I mean christ he was reading that like it was a 2nd grade show and tell presentation

i hope that SXSW thing leads to artists boycotting or backing out, fuck those people.

I always thought he looked like he could be Beverly Leslie's twin brother

lol at Sessions recusing despite Trump saying not to. I'm sure he'll take that well.

i think trump will be more worried that the press conference was low energy

"and that SUIT, what were you thinking man?"

"also please pin your ears back next time"

Trump preps Sessions for next time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hOazRmDMOg

Pence looks more like Hank Hill's father than Sessions

his recusal done, sessions slips into something more comfortable

http://images3.cinema.de/imedia/9278/1969278,Ch5IaQqnxxXrfoqhNaMHsk_Tn6biqPwv1WKFW8fmhtv37f0lxjx99739iAnbLhL0RGx37Cc1sqYCy1AsbIYeeA==.jpg

I see Kushner's now starting to surface more in all this:

https://t.co/zUM7YSafVx

Carter Page, Manafort, Sessions, Flynn, Kushner

The New Monkees!

https://i.imgur.com/BcQiWdF.jpg

lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C58cFnuU0AA7EHf.jpg:small

IL representative mike bost on why he's not doing town hall meetings

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/553681697867575296/TbRJrmrc.jpeg

'the orientals', nice

lazy, frightened and racist is a killer combo

lol i legit thought he was talking about carpets at first and i was confused

like they were cleaning the rugs or some metaphor like draining the swamp

oh man, Trump's outfit on that aircraft carrier

My latest "Jeff Sessions, who does he remind me of?"

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f8/a8/ff/f8a8ff0b10d422e52da6f78b6dd0af61.jpg

Carter Page, Manafort, Sessions, Flynn, Kushner

― Evan, Thursday, March 2, 2017 4:54 PM (f

Best Supporting Actor nominees next year

"This was a comedy, yeah?"

The Short Big(ly)

Carter Page, Manafort, Sessions, Flynn, Kushner

Least prog supergroup ever.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-russia-christopher-steele-dossier-us-senate-intelligence-hotel-british-spy-mi6-evidence-a7608456.html

"Christopher Steele, the former MI6 spy who prepared the explosive Trump report, has been approached about testifying before the US Senate Intelligence Committee’s investigation into the new President’s alleged links with Russia, The Independent can reveal."

"Oh yeah, there was a lot of it. Various shades of yellow."

Yeah, there is no way that dude is coming to America. They'd have an easier job getting Snowden to testify. It'll be testimony by Skype.

I was wondering about that. How does he get in and out of the country alive?

he's a spy named Christopher Steele. I imagine he has a particular set of skills

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