Trump's America, March 2017: Using His Inside VOICE

that''s fucking awful xp

i had no idea Jeff Sessions was Hank Hill's father

He's the worst Keebler elf

That sxsw thing is disgusting

i had no idea Jeff Sessions was Hank Hill's father

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, March 2, 2017 4:35 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loooooool

I mean christ he was reading that like it was a 2nd grade show and tell presentation

i hope that SXSW thing leads to artists boycotting or backing out, fuck those people.

I always thought he looked like he could be Beverly Leslie's twin brother

lol at Sessions recusing despite Trump saying not to. I'm sure he'll take that well.

i think trump will be more worried that the press conference was low energy

"and that SUIT, what were you thinking man?"

"also please pin your ears back next time"

Trump preps Sessions for next time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hOazRmDMOg

Pence looks more like Hank Hill's father than Sessions

his recusal done, sessions slips into something more comfortable

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I see Kushner's now starting to surface more in all this:

https://t.co/zUM7YSafVx

Carter Page, Manafort, Sessions, Flynn, Kushner

The New Monkees!

https://i.imgur.com/BcQiWdF.jpg

lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C58cFnuU0AA7EHf.jpg:small

IL representative mike bost on why he's not doing town hall meetings

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/553681697867575296/TbRJrmrc.jpeg

'the orientals', nice

lazy, frightened and racist is a killer combo

lol i legit thought he was talking about carpets at first and i was confused

like they were cleaning the rugs or some metaphor like draining the swamp

oh man, Trump's outfit on that aircraft carrier

My latest "Jeff Sessions, who does he remind me of?"

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f8/a8/ff/f8a8ff0b10d422e52da6f78b6dd0af61.jpg

Carter Page, Manafort, Sessions, Flynn, Kushner

― Evan, Thursday, March 2, 2017 4:54 PM (f

Best Supporting Actor nominees next year

"This was a comedy, yeah?"

The Short Big(ly)

Carter Page, Manafort, Sessions, Flynn, Kushner

Least prog supergroup ever.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-russia-christopher-steele-dossier-us-senate-intelligence-hotel-british-spy-mi6-evidence-a7608456.html

"Christopher Steele, the former MI6 spy who prepared the explosive Trump report, has been approached about testifying before the US Senate Intelligence Committee’s investigation into the new President’s alleged links with Russia, The Independent can reveal."

"Oh yeah, there was a lot of it. Various shades of yellow."

Yeah, there is no way that dude is coming to America. They'd have an easier job getting Snowden to testify. It'll be testimony by Skype.

I was wondering about that. How does he get in and out of the country alive?

he's a spy named Christopher Steele. I imagine he has a particular set of skills

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lol

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwidvd6d-7jSAhXH54MKHeyfBQkQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fcomicvine.gamespot.com%2Fjustice-league-of-america-244-the-final-crisis%2F4000-26040%2F&psig=AFQjCNEdDwmwoi8cz8PA6MGfBuMi04sbCg&ust=1488583343139950

http://static2.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/0/4/23355-2014-26040-1-justice-league-of-am.jpg

It is simply unimaginable how much fun Putin must be having checking the news every single day. Trump being elected and the whole ongoing shitshow must have rescued him from the claws of a looming mid life crisis. I'ts just too good. Like getting everything your greedy self as a kid asked from Santa, and more! Every day is Xmas day at the the Kremlin nowadays, I assume.

Actually, if the reports are to be believed, there's a lot of intragovernmental divisiveness re: manipulation of the US election and its ultimate fruits. They aren't crowing about the age of Trump like they were before.

Here's what Devin Nunes said today to the press when asked about Trump's Russia connections:

“I'm sure some of you are in contact with the Russian embassy so be careful what you ask for here, because if we get —if we start getting transcripts of any of you or other Americans talking to the press, then we can, do you want us to conduct an investigation on you or other Americans because you were talking to the Russian embassy? I just think we need to be careful.”

in America, everyone is president!

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/stainlesssteelrat/images/c/ca/The-stainless-steel-rat-for-president.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120309134823

Idk Old Lunch. Seems like the most fortunate outcome in a general sense, for the Russians, is chaos in America. Always has been, always will be. And chaos is all ensuing. America is the laughing stock of the world right now. It's a spectacular fall from grace, one the world hasn't seen before - if that's too rich then at least a tumble into complete idiodicy for all people living right now. Trumps unpredictability may be a nuisance, but the sheer brain baking stupidity of having a complete tool as president of the USA is a priceless gift to nearly every country, and especially Russia.

Russia can basically do whatever it wants now, with no fear of reprisal or counter-action from the US, so that's gotta be a win for Putin.

SERIOUSLY? Has no one riffed on

https://secure.netflix.com/us/boxshots/tv_sdp_s/70157284.jpg

http://www.indystar.com/story/news/politics/2017/03/02/pence-used-personal-email-state-business----and-hacked/98604904/

Vice President Mike Pence routinely used a private email account to conduct public business as governor of Indiana, at times discussing sensitive matters and homeland security issues.

Emails released to IndyStar in response to a public records request show Pence communicated via his personal AOL account with top advisers on topics ranging from security gates at the governor’s residence to the state’s response to terror attacks across the globe. In one email, Pence’s top state homeland security adviser relayed an update from the FBI regarding the arrests of several men on federal terror-related charges.