Trump's America, March 2017: Using His Inside VOICE

she made a funny show

she's also one of the most annoying, neurotic celebrity shitheads in America

both can be true, it's showfolk

xp

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There are a lot of people out there who care more about life than funny TV shows. "You're not one of us," is what the Democrats said to the majority of Americans out there. It's what they've been saying for years. Great message.

Larry. Go away. Seriously.

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Yeah, whatever dudes, guess I'll just keep collecting big paychecks for doing this shit for the world's biggest corporations. You guys and the Democrats are fucking morons. No wonder we're in this shit right now.

larry, ilx had a very long thrashing out of that book and she did not come off very well in it, but lena dunham figures as a very minor B-list celebrity in the real lives of 99% of Americans and vast swathes of the country don't even know who she is, let alone debate the exact granularity of her past sexual sins.

She's a bit player and you're inflating her far beyond anything "real" while flogging how we all are out of touch with reality. Go ahead and tell all of us how you represent the views of millions of people we never met. We'll believe you based solely on the level of angst you project. Yes. Surely you are right, even if no one can see any reason why.

https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-03-07/gop-gimmick-on-obamacare-repeal-ignore-the-math

why talk to the unfunny troll sock? just make it go away.

I'll just keep collecting big paychecks for doing this shit for the world's biggest corporations.

If this represents the quality of the shit you hand them, then you're making out like a bandit.

a macedonian bandit! how many russian agents does it take to screw in an RNC plank?

http://heavy.com/news/2017/03/konstantin-kilimnik-paul-manafort-donald-trump-russia-ukraine-fbi-investigation-investigated-intelligence-spy-who-is/

btw, are you by chance in marketing, larry?

You know what they always say lena dunham on your porch door every night and your dog will never run away

this bit of news alone will sustain his popularity in the eyes of some people:

The number of undocumented immigrants caught along the southwest United States border fell significantly last month, which the Trump administration said Wednesday was a sign that its hard line on illegal immigration might already be discouraging border crossers.

Roughly 840 people a day were caught or stopped from entering the United States from Mexico in February, according to Customs and Border Protection, a drop of about 36 percent from the previous February.

Just as significant, the number was down about 39 percent from January, a reversal of a yearslong trend of apprehensions increasing in February as the temperature begins to rise and more people try to cross the border.

The data is likely to please supporters of President Trump and could let him take credit for quickly making good on his promise to clamp down on illegal immigration. “The early results show that enforcement matters, deterrence matters, and that comprehensive immigration enforcement can make an impact,” John F. Kelly, the homeland security secretary, said in a statement.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/08/us/trump-immigration-border.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=first-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0

Lena Dunham should have never been the nominee.

I'm using it as a symbol, too, to represent at least one aspect of what's wrong with Republican leadership.

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ban larry a

Lewerentz Å.

You want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.

http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-lar1.htm

Ban Larry A and anyone who posts that tweet where the NRO dude has to say he's the NRO dude again

Larry I don't really like wine can I drink a craft beer whole watching ppl suffer and die?

Where do you think that insane Pizzagate stuff comes from?

Well, in so far as Pizzagate comes from "These people are UNLIKE us: They have dark senses of humour, they like art that makes us feel funny, they use turns of phrase that you don't see on the talk shows", then yeah this is where it comes from. That's fine - a Pizzagate-friendly world is not a good goal.

You think people like the whole "yeah, we don't give a fuck about you or your values" stuff?

In so far as "your values" encode as "we don't give a fuck about you", then yeah, fair enough. Particularly those values that are simpatico with calling a famous jew slimy and greasy.

so larry appleton has developed from being a grizzled, cynical veteran of unimaginable, unnamed and apparently therapy-resistant horror a few weeks ago to a being a previously-unmentioned corporate pr guru now

he contains multitudes i guess

he contains multitudes i guess

also possibly a tapeworm

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KILLFILE 2.0

Thanks Euler!

Oh hang on it doesn't work any more, does it?

works for me! I use Safari with a Ninjakit extension that allows greasemonkey scripts to run.

whoa what did scripts ever do to you man

There are a lot of people out there who care more about life than funny TV shows. "You're not one of us," is what the Democrats said to the majority of Americans out there. It's what they've been saying for years. Great message.

"Out of the blue one day, we were told to build a 55 inch screen TV. Gathered the guys, and we built that screen, not knowing what it was for.

When we turned it on Hillary appeared and told us that we were going to watch a show. It was about young folks living in New York working internships and dating. I looked both ways, I looked at the crew, and we all just knew our kids were going to see this and want to go to NYU or some bullshit.

Turns out that when we built that TV, it was like building my own coffin. And it just made me sick."

it's just a bunch of isolated incidents. no collusion. you're the collusion!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/investigation/roger-stone-and-guccifer-913684

Always wonder how the 'out-of-touch-ness' of this or that party is supposed to be measured/quantified etc

Because if you use votes to measure it, remember evil criminal Hilary and her out of touch elite democratic party won the popular vote and only lost because of the electoral college who are not 'the people', innit

xpost It's pretty rich of Roger Stone to claim he was in contact with Wikileaks only via a mutual friend or whatever, when the mutual friend turns out to be the actual fucking bad guy who hacked the shit.

Xps Constant pie-eating, skunkfucking contests with monthly rankings of all nominees for public office ublished

haha

zeroing out CDBG you have to be fuckign kidding me

"Brawley reportedly receives approximately $8,688 in health care subsidies per year to pay for insurance, but under the proposed bill, she would receive $3,500 a year in tax credits, according to the Times."

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/55-year-time-voter-chose-trump-protests-large/story?id=45991134

this would all be kinda funny if it weren't so fucking sad

yeah the HUD cut proposals are fucking draconian.

time to ramp up the civil disob.

If you punish people severely enough for the affront of being poor, you may be able to induce mass suicide rather than having to wait around for them to die off from starvation or ill health or what have you.

i.e. the opioid epidemic

xpost Its called Self-Departation

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/new-details-put-the-spotlight-back-trumps-russia-scandal?cid=sm_fb_maddow

Note suspicious author.

zeroing out CDBG you have to be fuckign kidding me

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say hello to municipalities like doubling your property tax cuz of this lost $

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here's me face-swapped with stone's nixon tattoo

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