Trump's America, March 2017: Using His Inside VOICE

omigod they're arguing semantics

"If you root for one side, it doesn't necessarily mean you want the other side to lose."

hoping this all snowballs into "what IS truth, really?" territory

oh god look out y'all

Peter King is next.

is it not pretty obvious that this is going to be an intentional nothingburger?

Read that as 'international nothingburger' (and house of pancakes).

Garry Kasparov‏ Verified account @Kasparov63

The house is on fire, Trump is running around with a box of matches, and the GOP demands to know who called the fire department.

flaming penis attacks Garry Kasparov

I think as a means of getting this stuff out to the probably mostly ignorant or at least agnostic public at one time, in one place, this is serving its purpose just fine.

gotta think that part if not all of 'voting trump #MAGA fuck the browns and the poors!' is identifying with trump. that train only goes so far, though, and at some point the fools who think they're embarrassed billionaires won't want to vicariously identify as compromised traitor pretend billionaires. but predictions of comrade combover's eventual demise have been proven wrong for decades now i guess

i mean he certainly will EVENTUALLY have a demise, it's just too bad it wasn't via a distracted NYC cabbie in 1989

did we find out why Comey leaked the Clinton stuff but not this

someone on twitter said that comey's voice is very soothing and, not gonna lie, i think they're right

gee what could the reason possibly be

xp

I'll go with "Because he is a partisan shitstain."

arguably better, from a laundry point of view, than a shitstain that reaches across the aisle if you get me

'Taint the best situation.

you guys are missing the gorsuch hear....zzzzzzzzzz......

Rogers sounds exactly like Steve Carrell.

a lotta speechifying over there....zzzzzzzz.....

the only person giving gorsuch an earful is actually named Mr. Whitehouse. i don't know that guy. good name though.

SHELDON, honey

Sheldon's the ranking Democrat on the committee

Sheldon Honey sounds like a Bond girl.

'let's inveshtigate thish big bang theory, missh honey'

surely Rosa Klebb is the only Bond girl relevant to our times

rosa klebb is eternal tbf

Whitehouse was on Maher's show on Friday, and Maher asked him if he would run for President and he said no, and Maher failed to follow up with a "but your name is Whitehouse!" joke. Maher is a terrible comedian.

well, yeah

I think a terrible comedian is the one who makes that joke, tbh

water is also damp iirc

King: Come on. [He’s pressing on a reported meeting with Trump about Steele’s dossier, the one with the golden showers.] It was you, Trump, Brennan and Clapper? Four people in the room, right? And it was leaked hours after that meeting about the dossier. It’s a small universe of people?

Comey: No comment bro. I can tell you.. it often turns out there are more people that know about something than you expected.

wtf

ha ha was just about to

comey then smashed an empty beer can on his forehead and yelled 'spriiiiiiiiiiing brrrrreaaaaaak'

"no i won't 'chillax', mr comey"

Bros before geopolitical foes.

'naw it stands for 'female body inspector' dude'

that seems to have been edited out of the Guardian coverage afaict

Weird.

some of Jimmy Breslin's Trump columns... 1989:

It has been reported by reliable people, and my own ears, that Donald Trump says, "Between you and I." Of course this is the unmistakable line between those who care enough about their own language to learn the object of a preposition and those in need of remedial. When the unwashed get to the word "between" while speaking, the first thing their ear tells them is that "Between you and I" is right because it has a tonier sound to it, almost regal they imagine, than "between you and me." Therefore such people as Donald Trump say, "Confidentially, between you and I . . . "

...In his ad, which ran in all four of the city's newspapers, "Between You and I" Trump practically called for the death of the teenagers arrested for the rape and attack on the 28-year-old jogger in Central Park.

As the young woman is not dead and those arrested for her attack do not as yet even have a trial date, much less guilt established, his scream for vengeance could be considered premature by some.

At a time of shocking crime, it seems best to have authorities who in low, cold voices will persist, persist, persist and see that the guilty are surely and as swiftly as possible given proper punishment. Outside the courthouse, beware always of the loudmouth taking advantage of the situation and appealing to a crowd's meanest nature.

And here yesterday is what "Between You and I" Trump had in his ad in every paper in this city:
"Mayor Koch has stated that hate and rancor should be removed from our hearts. I do not think so. I want to hate these muggers and murderers. They should be forced to suffer and, when they kill, they should be executed for their crimes . . . Yes, Mayor Koch, I want to hate these murderers and I always will. I am not looking to psychoanalyze them or understand them, I am looking to punish them . . . I no longer want to understand their anger. I want them to understand our anger. I want them to be afraid."

Such violent language sounds as if it were coming from someone who walks around with bodyguards....

http://www.newsday.com/opinion/jimmy-breslin-s-columns-on-donald-trump-1.13288319

(the accused in the Central Park case, as you may know, weree later exonerated)

I couldn't find Comey gifs :(

is there a rule against every blue state attorney general investigating the president for treason? states rights and all

It has been reported by reliable people, and my own ears, that Donald Trump says, "Between you and I." Of course this is the unmistakable line between those who care enough about their own language to learn the object of a preposition and those in need of remedial. When the unwashed get to the word "between" while speaking, the first thing their ear tells them is that "Between you and I" is right because it has a tonier sound to it, almost regal they imagine, than "between you and me."

Breslin plagiarized one of my lectures afaict

none dare call it treason, guvnor

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/russia-may-have-been-behind-claims-gchq-spied-on-donald-trump-intelligence-chiefs-warn-a3493981.html

i'd bet 'cozy bear' and 'fancy bear' share a house on staten island, shaolin-style

will apple's new cupertino's office look as goofy as the GCHQ digs?

Sir Peter Westmacott, who was the UK’s top diplomat in the US until January, also urged the White House to pubicly accept British assurances...

Fire the copy editor.

we shall never pubicly accept the trump chumps : )

Comey's voice is straight up xtranormal.com canned animation "nawmal" voice.

(no idea if xtranormal still exists btw)

judge gorsuch, who is john galt?