Trump's America, March 2017: Using His Inside VOICE

"Nanny nanny boo boo," said Trump. "I'm rubber, you're glue."

And now, randomly, Nick Kristof of all people:

https://twitter.com/DylanByers/status/844929157444202496

Nicholas Kristof: "I’m told there’s a persuasive piece of intelligence on ties between Russia & member of Trump team that isn’t yet public."....“I'm afraid i can't elaborate,” Kristof tells me….

or pitch it somewhere as a "Who Said It...?"

well, I know what the first one would be

Well first of all - if you look at background, you work hard, you make money. It's no secret, okay? You work VERY hard, you make money.

Well I work very hard, 24/7, several days a week, okay?

ok i finally wiki'd tommy wiseau and...i still have no idea who this is. too much time on ilx _in the wrong threads_ i guess. is this guy famous?

James Franco plays him in a movie

Dude, just go watch The Room. Seriously, like right now.

imagine making the removal of guaranteed coverage for preconditions your big stand in voting for the bill. how fucking evil is that. 'yeah, i'll vote for the bill - but only if you tell me that people with pre-existing conditions won't be guaranteed coverage. why? because freedom. *chews on animal flesh* *chews on human flesh*

Well here's some fun!

https://twitter.com/justin_kanew/status/844917901564039170

Nunes is asked if he got the info he briefed the White House on from the White House. He doesn't dismiss it.

I kinda love the idea that Trump was the source.

the intel ouroboros

maybe intel hyuman centipede is more apt

I would almost rather Trump think he has the votes, Ryan moves forward with the vote, and then it fails than them knowing they don't have them and scrapping it

oh definitely

wonder if we're on track for another leadership challenge this year

freedom caucus wants the speakership, can they get it?

They should approach it the same way they've been approaching healthcare for the last seven years, by resubmitting the same bill again and again, unchanged, 50 times, until there is a new president.

xxpost -- I don't think you'll have to wait too long.

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/844938961697067008

is this guy famous?

in a world where people exalt shit, yes

http://imgur.com/X3d6UuZ

so glad the Trump admin is there to show us what a real poll looks like

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/Don_Lafontaine.jpg

In a world where people exalt shit.....

is this guy famous?

in a world where people exalt shit, yes

Morbz otm

Meantime...

https://twitter.com/QuinnipiacPoll/status/844942318159482880

US Voters Oppose GOP #HealthPlan 3-1, National Poll Finds; Big Opposition To Cuts To #Medicaid #PlannedParenthood

Fake nays!

why does bannon hate ryan? just too prominent?

Hey, don't worry everyone, the White House just unveiled the secret weapon!

https://twitter.com/GlennThrush/status/844947742384406529

John Bolton just walked into the West Wing -- I asked him what he was doing, he smiled and said 'health care!!!!'

I assume his pitch is that he wants to bomb every hospital.

He hates everybody prettier than him

Xxxpost

The wrong sort of fanatic.

I'd love to see them go whole hog and claim Dick Cheney and Tom DeLay are helping with the final push.

maybe bannon decided to have The Talk with ryan about radical islam and the inevitability of WWIII and he thought ryan wasn't taking it seriously enough

National Organization for Women tweeting that the AHCA now has an added clause that allows states to revoke Medicaid if a women hasn't gotten a job 8 weeks after giving birth

Can't wait to see THAT try and get through the Senate.

Can't decide which line of snark to take:

1. "John Bolton, I moustache you why you are here."

2. Really hoping this is a mistake and it's actually MICHAEL Bolton.

3. None, because I also feel a strong pull towards Team Tombot re.: Nothing about this shit can be fun or funny because real people are going to die needlessly.

For all my snark, number 3 remains deeply relevant. I also concluded some time ago, however, that if I didn't settle on black comedy as my default for the current time, I would essentially be a stressed, nervous wreck for the foreseeable future. It's a defensive fallback but a necessary one.

Any laughter is really just laughter in Hell

Surely what they need is words of wisdom from John Boehner.

@AliceOllstein
I asked Sen. Roberts if he supports scrapping Essential Health Benefits. "I wouldn't want to lose my mammograms," he snarked. #AHCA

Surely what they need is words of wisdom from John Boehner.

If Boehner and Obama were somewhere on the beach right now sharing beers, I wouldn't be surprised.

I'd be surprised if Boehner was willing to share

boehner drunk, maudlin and weeping alone somewhere i hope

ohn Bolton just walked into the West Wing -- I asked him what he was doing, he smiled and said 'health care!!!!'

no fucking way

I am pretty certain Boehner is off somewhere still singing "Zip-a-dee Doo Dah"

C'mon Alfred, you could totally see this White House nominating him for Surgeon General.

can I just

"Mr. Bolton, what are you doing here today?"
"Health care!!!!"
"... You're 'doing' health care? What does that mean?"
"HEALTH CARE!!!!"
"Mr. Bolton, put your pants back on!"
"HEALTH! CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Apparently the mustache wasn't waxed enough:

https://twitter.com/bkamisar/status/844958759550156800

Freedom Caucus members streaming out of WH now. All say no deal made, no "firm" changes agreed to.

'Moist' and 'soft' changes, however.

And a one-two:

https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/844957873482448896

Some news! Rep. Rowe says they're looking at stripping essential health benefits from individual market only. That's about 6% of total

https://twitter.com/_Drew_McCoy_/status/844958783780597760

This idea will have a shelf life of about 45 minutes once the US Chamber gets wind of it.

why does bannon hate ryan? just too prominent?

― mookieproof, Thursday, March 23, 2017 11:44 AM (thirty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Why does that old man hate that cloud?

man I hope Ryan goes down in flames on this

You and Steve Bannon!