Trump's America, March 2017: Using His Inside VOICE

i say this as the only person in the entire world that is watching CBSN

― Karl Malone, Friday, March 24, 2017 6:30 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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Comey now reported to being in th WH. This is sitcom Friends stuff where in the final scene everyone's in the same room. Silent.

oh he gets a vote too?

"It was all a misunderstanding!"

Laughs
Hugs
Cue end tune

Xp

I kinda want all this to come together. Comey announces universal health care, Ryan sent on secret mission to stop Russia with his bro workout routine.

I can see it now, Trump's like "I gotta distract from this health care thing. Think I'll fire Comey, that'll be typical no-one-cares late Friday afternoon stuff."

Ryan getting lost in Siberia... Now there's a nice scene.

I have no idea why Comey would be needed at the WH, apart from Trump is bonkers and indeed, like Ned indicates, he'll need a decoy or is just and idiot.

"so... whadayagot on Ryan?"

*Nelson laugh*

https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/845340361698541568

Hearing from multiple GOP sources that leadership is desperate to pull this bill.

maybe they're accepting failure on the AHCA today and moving on to Russia?

"so... whadayagot on Ryan?"

lool i was just typing variation of that

Ah, the wisdom of the ages speaks to us:

https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/845343635633831936

Why would you schedule a vote on a bill that is at 17% approval? Have we forgotten everything Reagan taught us?

Why, indeed.

BTW there was also a story that Giuliani was at the White House last night. Trying to imagine what THAT was about.

Haha xxxp

He's working HARD doncha know

https://twitter.com/ReutersZengerle/status/845339070674952193

President Trump @POTUS is not going to Mar-a-Lago this weekend.

I thought Reagan taught them they could be stupid.

(Zach: I watch CBSN because I like the anchor womam and amidst all this they find time to report on maple syrup)

I thought he taught us about the importance of taking naps

xp

this is like an episode of Newhart

So we're all going to wake up next to Suzanne Pleshette?

lol LBI, i was just marveling at this maple syrup story as well. i mean it's worth learning about for sure, but right now?

i'm watching CBSN because i'm using my computer for goofing off on the internet and c-span doesn't have a PS4 app that i can use on my fake tv.

i do feel like everyone who watches CBSN should be forced to justify why they're doing it, possibly as part of the log-in process

BTW there is currently mass confusion as to whether a vote is really happening in half an hour or not. Aside from Spicer's statement, no further confirmation.

I'm watching CBSN because their stream has the best quality tbh. And I kinda like stuff like the maple syrup thrown in between all this. Remixing the news. Ohhhh a panda! :D

Xp

(Agree on every watcher having to justify it, but with maple syrup and pandas that's an easy gig tbh)

much as I want the vote to happen and fail, I don't see it going forward

*changes channel to CBSN*

*CBSN ratings immediately increase by 50%*

That Newt tweet is funnier than I thought because:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7tIXe8WkAA5AsW.jpg

Lol zp

Xp

Meanwhile, more Flynn fun!

https://www.wsj.com/articles/ex-cia-director-mike-flynn-and-turkish-officials-discussed-removal-of-erdogan-foe-from-u-s-1490380426

watching the debate, enjoying Democrats getting all angry

amazed they haven't leaned on the liberals more. "some disagreement on bills internally is inevitable, but that would have been fine if ALL OF THE TRAITOROUS DEMOCRATS weren't blindly lining up to vote No! they forced our hand!"

http://i.imgur.com/FSCf5ii.jpg

(Also and I'll shut up about it after this but CBSN is good to watch because the presenter and panels aren't all greying white male babyboomers)

twitter seems to think that trump wants the vote to go through and fail so that the 'nays' will be humiliated or something?

All theories apply at this point.

Vice President Pence's meeting with the conservative Freedom Caucus is over.

Members were very quiet and didn't comment on how it down as they were leaving the meeting.

With stoic looks on their faces, a lot of members said, "I don't know," or were silent when CNN asked if a vote is going to happen today. The meeting sounded very intense.

Rep. Trent Franks of Arizona said he's never been more proud to be in such a meeting, making it sound emotional.

The amount of nays tho is swelling up so much that humiliation or embarrassment gets smaller for a gop with every added nay.

John Lewis, preaching

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/845338943302352896

http://i.imgur.com/rYIIj1y.jpg

you know where that goes

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/845352664233848832

There is some hope among a handful of senior Republicans that the vote gets called off, w potential of rekindling it next week.

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astonishing form, 9.8

w potential of rekindling it next week.

they're going to set it on fire?

i've got this one ready to go for after the vote

http://i.imgur.com/FLOuVgl.jpg

lol, well executed

lmao

lol @ politico's front page right now, is that Paul Ryan's actual face