Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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that rail grind tho

My government name actually translates, exactly, to "Swift Ultimate Flesh Power" in the native tongue of my people; I have to assume that mr. seward knows this and was trying to send some kind of signal. Well, here I am. Let me know how I can help.

No no, you misunderstand: 'Swift Ultimate Flesh Power' is the name of my rodney.

Quincy dental

https://i.imgur.com/uUmqG8l.jpg

loool

ok that definitely took me a minute

i've been lolling at this picture for several minutes

what band is it

that is extraordinary and also a reasonable candidate for inclusion in the 'so not gonna happen' thread imo

haha

Love the headphones.

god that's perfect, tempted to get it framed

That's beautiful.

Proposal in the pit

Gonna guess it's a Xtian mosh pit. No beer cups, no ciggy butts. Just some innocent TP-ing.

no tping is innocent

Sign reading "BUY ORGANS HERE" not so innocent either.

weird that planned parenthood would have a stand at an xtian moshpit venue

I had to blow this image up to massive size just to figure out what people were referring to here. There's some Where's Waldo-level sleuthing going on here.

just one more reason why it might belong in the 'so not gonna happen thread'

https://twitter.com/wamsaldon/status/846179245479153665

^more photos there
http://www.altpress.com/images/uploads/news/powertrip_sowhat_engagement.jpg

not the same without cap'n moshpit's immortal photobomb

no argument

though:
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/C75Y2ljV4AACS5J.jpg

cap'n moshpit should hook up with this girl, they're made for each other

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/149/mosh-girl-original-hp.jpg

due to the number of years between memes, mosh-girl-original is actually cap'n moshpit's mom

and he's hooking up with her? eww gross

if there's one thing i know, it's that people LOVE being proposed to in public settings surrounded by a bunch of people cheering for the proposer despite having no clue about the status of the relationship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p06XHHRvpk

totally classic commercial imo

I feel like a podcast is warranted, sometime around 2026

Did anybody ever find out who original crazy mosh girl was?

i'm still not getting this, is it just a mosh pit proposal w/ someone kicking?

Yes. And skintight cutoff shorts. And lots of Vans and ink.

"is it just"

It's basically a 21st Century version of a Rockwell tableau.

i'm still not getting this, is it just a mosh pit proposal w/ someone kicking?

― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, March 28, 2017 7:20 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this post is a cry for help

the thing is with the photobomb, it's crying out for the shot to just be like 20 degrees to the left or something - the high leg over the proposer's head, the load-bearing leg intersecting the ring box. Somebody will probably paint this and post it on imgur or deviantart in a few hours, if the internet has any sense

oh I just realized the flaw

its true flaw is not being anywhere near as funny as the viper ad

mosh pic is beautiful and hilarious and perfect and you're a damn savage if you think otherwise imo

no no i think it's great but should i be looking for something that like isn't immediately obvious??

at first I thought there was maybe some kind of race going on with the two people on the right coming in for a dramatic finish while cap'n moshpit was funny-walking his way across the line

I think what that picture does, as an act of cultural provocation, is to diminish any other representation of a marriage proposal that doesn't include a person in the foreground wearing tight cutoffs stomping so hard that it becomes a high kick

If you say Yes, we will love each other forever, but as a reminder that the world is a meat grinder that will destroy us both, here is War, our brother, preparing to break the earth with his boot raised to the heavens, his cheeks full of ashes, his eyes enamored of death

I can't tell if that Viper ad was from 1990 or 2000.

Both and then some