that rail grind tho
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:21 (seven years ago) link
My government name actually translates, exactly, to "Swift Ultimate Flesh Power" in the native tongue of my people; I have to assume that mr. seward knows this and was trying to send some kind of signal. Well, here I am. Let me know how I can help.
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:30 (seven years ago) link
No no, you misunderstand: 'Swift Ultimate Flesh Power' is the name of my rodney.
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Saturday, 25 March 2017 04:55 (seven years ago) link
Quincy dental
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:43 (seven years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/uUmqG8l.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 02:34 (seven years ago) link
loool
― circa1916, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 02:39 (seven years ago) link
ok that definitely took me a minute
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 02:56 (seven years ago) link
i've been lolling at this picture for several minutes
― qualx, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 03:00 (seven years ago) link
what band is it
― just another (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 04:14 (seven years ago) link
that is extraordinary and also a reasonable candidate for inclusion in the 'so not gonna happen' thread imo
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 09:53 (seven years ago) link
haha
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 09:54 (seven years ago) link
Love the headphones.
― how's life, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 11:39 (seven years ago) link
god that's perfect, tempted to get it framed
― ogmor, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 12:17 (seven years ago) link
That's beautiful.
― jmm, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 12:21 (seven years ago) link
Proposal in the pit
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 12:23 (seven years ago) link
Gonna guess it's a Xtian mosh pit. No beer cups, no ciggy butts. Just some innocent TP-ing.
― andrew m., Tuesday, 28 March 2017 14:48 (seven years ago) link
no tping is innocent
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:05 (seven years ago) link
Sign reading "BUY ORGANS HERE" not so innocent either.
― how's life, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:16 (seven years ago) link
weird that planned parenthood would have a stand at an xtian moshpit venue
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:21 (seven years ago) link
I had to blow this image up to massive size just to figure out what people were referring to here. There's some Where's Waldo-level sleuthing going on here.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:22 (seven years ago) link
just one more reason why it might belong in the 'so not gonna happen thread'
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/wamsaldon/status/846179245479153665
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:28 (seven years ago) link
^more photos therehttp://www.altpress.com/images/uploads/news/powertrip_sowhat_engagement.jpg
not the same without cap'n moshpit's immortal photobomb
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:29 (seven years ago) link
no argument
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:29 (seven years ago) link
though:http://pbs.twimg.com/media/C75Y2ljV4AACS5J.jpg
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:30 (seven years ago) link
cap'n moshpit should hook up with this girl, they're made for each other
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/149/mosh-girl-original-hp.jpg
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:31 (seven years ago) link
due to the number of years between memes, mosh-girl-original is actually cap'n moshpit's mom
― mh 😏, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:47 (seven years ago) link
and he's hooking up with her? eww gross
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:48 (seven years ago) link
if there's one thing i know, it's that people LOVE being proposed to in public settings surrounded by a bunch of people cheering for the proposer despite having no clue about the status of the relationship
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:52 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p06XHHRvpk
― dollar general (am0n), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 21:30 (seven years ago) link
totally classic commercial imo
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 21:51 (seven years ago) link
I feel like a podcast is warranted, sometime around 2026
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:15 (seven years ago) link
Did anybody ever find out who original crazy mosh girl was?
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:16 (seven years ago) link
i'm still not getting this, is it just a mosh pit proposal w/ someone kicking?
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:20 (seven years ago) link
Yes. And skintight cutoff shorts. And lots of Vans and ink.
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:36 (seven years ago) link
"is it just"
― circa1916, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:55 (seven years ago) link
It's basically a 21st Century version of a Rockwell tableau.
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 00:53 (seven years ago) link
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, March 28, 2017 7:20 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this post is a cry for help
― qualx, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 00:57 (seven years ago) link
the thing is with the photobomb, it's crying out for the shot to just be like 20 degrees to the left or something - the high leg over the proposer's head, the load-bearing leg intersecting the ring box. Somebody will probably paint this and post it on imgur or deviantart in a few hours, if the internet has any sense
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:01 (seven years ago) link
oh I just realized the flaw
its true flaw is not being anywhere near as funny as the viper ad
― del griffith, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:21 (seven years ago) link
mosh pic is beautiful and hilarious and perfect and you're a damn savage if you think otherwise imo
― circa1916, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:25 (seven years ago) link
no no i think it's great but should i be looking for something that like isn't immediately obvious??
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:08 (seven years ago) link
at first I thought there was maybe some kind of race going on with the two people on the right coming in for a dramatic finish while cap'n moshpit was funny-walking his way across the line
― Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:12 (seven years ago) link
I think what that picture does, as an act of cultural provocation, is to diminish any other representation of a marriage proposal that doesn't include a person in the foreground wearing tight cutoffs stomping so hard that it becomes a high kick
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:37 (seven years ago) link
If you say Yes, we will love each other forever, but as a reminder that the world is a meat grinder that will destroy us both, here is War, our brother, preparing to break the earth with his boot raised to the heavens, his cheeks full of ashes, his eyes enamored of death
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:42 (seven years ago) link
I can't tell if that Viper ad was from 1990 or 2000.
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 03:22 (seven years ago) link
Both and then some
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 03:23 (seven years ago) link
Somebody will probably paint this and post it on imgur or deviantart in a few hours, if the internet has any sense
Like this?https://image.ibb.co/dLy9yv/0fc3d5e812411fad43af34e79c26145e.jpg
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 06:39 (seven years ago) link