At what age did you start drinking?

like you can still fuck it up. you're not wolverine

Otm.

I know but the problem is when I'm.drinking i forget exactly that

I think deems would know if he gave himself cirrhosis in his late teens is what I'm saying

Because that was fuckin aaaaaaages ago

this is true

What are the cirrrryhmptoms

yellow skin

Wait that's the cirrrrrhympsons

Fuck the liver, I'm just concerned about the beer bloat right now

16 yrs old and got caught drinking at the beach

i lied and said i was 18 and didnt have my wallet (so didnt have id with me)

when the police officer calls me and i walk away from him he flashes his light on my ass and says wut u got back there son?

i say what? he says if youre lying to me i can arrest you

i give him my wallet and he fingerprints me and i get to go to an aa class but it doesnt go on my record

sorry i said i was 21 because this happened in the states (i was in san pedro i think at the time)

My stepdad used to knock back at least 20 odd pints of bitter and countless brandies on an average day-sesh. He nearly died of pneumonia about 10 years ago and got told he'd be dead soonish if he didn't change his ways. He is in his early 70's now and still has 3 or 4 beers when he goes to the casino, or The Funhouse as he calls it. Most other people I knew who used to drink as hard as he did are in the ground - including one who died in his late 30's and another in his 40's. Some people are maybe lucky or their organs can take more of a pounding than others. I have this peasant superstition type belief that a good diet might help - disclaimer - it is probably bollocks!

Going back a ways, we totally drank at school. Irish coffee beforehand, cokes-with-vodka during the day, and excursions to the parking lot for peach schnapps (!) were commonplace. We even found a tunnel underneath the school, nicknamed the "bomb shelter" - for all we knew that is in fact what it was intended for - and day-drank within it.

In fact it was in this school that I heard a particularly elegant phrase about drinking, one that stays with me to this day. One of my cool older sister's cool friends had a 7-11 Big Gulp cup with her on the way to Latin class (klassy!). She was asked if it was Diet Coke, and she said, "Yes, but it's been doctored." Beat. "It's been doctored, and now I'm nursing it."

At the time, this turned me inside out with longing and envy. In retrospect it was actually pretty commonplace, probably not very original, and indicative of people whose lives were not as together as they seemed. But at the time....

haha thats awesome

we had doctored drinks and bottles all the time

drinking in class and at lunch

man no one ever batted an eye