i'm still not getting this, is it just a mosh pit proposal w/ someone kicking?
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, March 28, 2017 7:20 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this post is a cry for help
― qualx, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 00:57 (seven years ago) link
the thing is with the photobomb, it's crying out for the shot to just be like 20 degrees to the left or something - the high leg over the proposer's head, the load-bearing leg intersecting the ring box. Somebody will probably paint this and post it on imgur or deviantart in a few hours, if the internet has any sense
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:01 (seven years ago) link
oh I just realized the flaw
its true flaw is not being anywhere near as funny as the viper ad
― del griffith, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:21 (seven years ago) link
mosh pic is beautiful and hilarious and perfect and you're a damn savage if you think otherwise imo
― circa1916, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:25 (seven years ago) link
no no i think it's great but should i be looking for something that like isn't immediately obvious??
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:08 (seven years ago) link
at first I thought there was maybe some kind of race going on with the two people on the right coming in for a dramatic finish while cap'n moshpit was funny-walking his way across the line
― Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:12 (seven years ago) link
I think what that picture does, as an act of cultural provocation, is to diminish any other representation of a marriage proposal that doesn't include a person in the foreground wearing tight cutoffs stomping so hard that it becomes a high kick
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:37 (seven years ago) link
If you say Yes, we will love each other forever, but as a reminder that the world is a meat grinder that will destroy us both, here is War, our brother, preparing to break the earth with his boot raised to the heavens, his cheeks full of ashes, his eyes enamored of death
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:42 (seven years ago) link
I can't tell if that Viper ad was from 1990 or 2000.
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 03:22 (seven years ago) link
Both and then some
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 03:23 (seven years ago) link
Somebody will probably paint this and post it on imgur or deviantart in a few hours, if the internet has any sense
Like this?https://image.ibb.co/dLy9yv/0fc3d5e812411fad43af34e79c26145e.jpg
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 06:39 (seven years ago) link
the thing is with the photobomb, it's crying out for the shot to just be like 20 degrees to the left or something
no way, the ugly incongruity of cap'n moshpit is part of the lightning-in-a-bottle magic of this image - if it was framed like a renaissance painting or something it wouldn't have the same stunning impact
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 08:30 (seven years ago) link
that girl needs to be removed so the foot is being proposed to imo
― StanM, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:25 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/37swQuB.jpg
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:29 (seven years ago) link
a+
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:41 (seven years ago) link
omg! excellent!
― StanM, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 11:09 (seven years ago) link
loool
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 14:29 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8Fn_CXW0AALj53.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 14:37 (seven years ago) link
Am I so old that the Viper ad is not just part of the collective consciousness and now just something for "wau things were different back in your day" lols
DMX's first Def Jam single had a ref to that commercial
― SSN Lucci (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:01 (seven years ago) link
http://getcoleman.com/
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:20 (seven years ago) link
I was really hoping that was going to be a reference toBad Taste In Music? Hire "Coleman"
― a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link
I remember the Viper ad clearly. Just being 20 (or 30) years removed from it, wasn't prepared for how badly it had aged.
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:44 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CShFuMX46Ik
― goole, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 21:59 (seven years ago) link
Likewise, I can't believe how badly that Squeege ad has aged since Feb. 2017.
― pplains, Thursday, 30 March 2017 00:50 (seven years ago) link
5 stars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhRYmObjKXA
― scott seward, Thursday, 30 March 2017 01:29 (seven years ago) link
found teh fb post
https://i.imgur.com/i1VwyXw.jpg
https://www.facebook.com/samantha.mae.167/posts/1454960857895469
― 龜, Thursday, 30 March 2017 13:40 (seven years ago) link
can someone photoshop that leg onto this picture for me
http://scotlandsweddingevent.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/beach-marriage-proposals-_-beach-proposal-ideas-_-proposals-in-florida_43of108.jpg
― soref, Thursday, 30 March 2017 13:55 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/NRdYCUx.gifv
― dollar general (am0n), Thursday, 30 March 2017 14:34 (seven years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/kAZf01i.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 30 March 2017 21:25 (seven years ago) link
:)
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 March 2017 21:33 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/SJCooke94/status/847501812999507969
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 31 March 2017 15:23 (seven years ago) link
'by mistake'
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 15:26 (seven years ago) link
Sorry, I might have opened your package and slowly inserted its contents into my butthole by mistake.
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 15:27 (seven years ago) link
something something royal flush!!!
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 1 April 2017 11:44 (seven years ago) link
the mistake is Mr. Cooke's for leaving the lid up, imo
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 April 2017 13:00 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPQCcU5pdR8
― del griffith, Sunday, 2 April 2017 01:21 (seven years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/DaitaQn.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 3 April 2017 22:34 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eN3fxzn0ro
― dollar general (am0n), Monday, 10 April 2017 20:11 (seven years ago) link
Scary af wtf
― niels, Monday, 10 April 2017 20:25 (seven years ago) link
what the fuck
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, 10 April 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link
reminded me to call my gpa, thanks
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 10 April 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kvenmWEhFE
― dollar general (am0n), Monday, 10 April 2017 21:06 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxV_wjpUeGY
― Οὖτις, Monday, 10 April 2017 21:09 (seven years ago) link
http://www.classicfilmfreak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kaine.bmpA jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place!
― Dan I., Monday, 10 April 2017 21:16 (seven years ago) link
my grampa had one of thesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5pneAcN3UQ
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 10 April 2017 23:16 (seven years ago) link
when you pulled the tie, it spit water at you and then laughed, such fun
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 10 April 2017 23:17 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/vF7auT8.png
― pplains, Monday, 10 April 2017 23:40 (seven years ago) link
make sure you watch until the twist @ the end:
https://instagram.com/p/BPt0McmgvFh/
― gr8080, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:32 (seven years ago) link
I... completely support them doing that
― del griffith, Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:10 (seven years ago) link