Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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I can't tell if that Viper ad was from 1990 or 2000.

pplains, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 03:22 (seven years ago) link

Both and then some

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 03:23 (seven years ago) link

Somebody will probably paint this and post it on imgur or deviantart in a few hours, if the internet has any sense

Like this?
https://image.ibb.co/dLy9yv/0fc3d5e812411fad43af34e79c26145e.jpg

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 06:39 (seven years ago) link

the thing is with the photobomb, it's crying out for the shot to just be like 20 degrees to the left or something

no way, the ugly incongruity of cap'n moshpit is part of the lightning-in-a-bottle magic of this image - if it was framed like a renaissance painting or something it wouldn't have the same stunning impact

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 08:30 (seven years ago) link

that girl needs to be removed so the foot is being proposed to imo

StanM, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:25 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/37swQuB.jpg

attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:29 (seven years ago) link

a+

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:41 (seven years ago) link

omg! excellent!

StanM, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 11:09 (seven years ago) link

loool

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 14:29 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8Fn_CXW0AALj53.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 14:37 (seven years ago) link

Am I so old that the Viper ad is not just part of the collective consciousness and now just something for "wau things were different back in your day" lols

DMX's first Def Jam single had a ref to that commercial

SSN Lucci (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:01 (seven years ago) link

http://getcoleman.com/

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:20 (seven years ago) link

I was really hoping that was going to be a reference to
Bad Taste In Music? Hire "Coleman"

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link

I remember the Viper ad clearly. Just being 20 (or 30) years removed from it, wasn't prepared for how badly it had aged.

pplains, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:44 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CShFuMX46Ik

goole, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 21:59 (seven years ago) link

Likewise, I can't believe how badly that Squeege ad has aged since Feb. 2017.

pplains, Thursday, 30 March 2017 00:50 (seven years ago) link

5 stars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhRYmObjKXA

scott seward, Thursday, 30 March 2017 01:29 (seven years ago) link

found teh fb post

https://i.imgur.com/i1VwyXw.jpg

https://www.facebook.com/samantha.mae.167/posts/1454960857895469

, Thursday, 30 March 2017 13:40 (seven years ago) link

can someone photoshop that leg onto this picture for me

http://scotlandsweddingevent.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/beach-marriage-proposals-_-beach-proposal-ideas-_-proposals-in-florida_43of108.jpg

soref, Thursday, 30 March 2017 13:55 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/NRdYCUx.gifv

dollar general (am0n), Thursday, 30 March 2017 14:34 (seven years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/kAZf01i.jpg

, Thursday, 30 March 2017 21:25 (seven years ago) link

:)

Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 March 2017 21:33 (seven years ago) link

'by mistake'

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 15:26 (seven years ago) link

Sorry, I might have opened your package and slowly inserted its contents into my butthole by mistake.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 15:27 (seven years ago) link

something something royal flush!!!

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 1 April 2017 11:44 (seven years ago) link

the mistake is Mr. Cooke's for leaving the lid up, imo

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 April 2017 13:00 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPQCcU5pdR8

del griffith, Sunday, 2 April 2017 01:21 (seven years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/DaitaQn.jpg

, Monday, 3 April 2017 22:34 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eN3fxzn0ro

dollar general (am0n), Monday, 10 April 2017 20:11 (seven years ago) link

Scary af wtf

niels, Monday, 10 April 2017 20:25 (seven years ago) link

what the fuck

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, 10 April 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link

reminded me to call my gpa, thanks

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 10 April 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kvenmWEhFE

dollar general (am0n), Monday, 10 April 2017 21:06 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxV_wjpUeGY

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 April 2017 21:09 (seven years ago) link

http://www.classicfilmfreak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kaine.bmp
A jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place!

Dan I., Monday, 10 April 2017 21:16 (seven years ago) link

my grampa had one of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5pneAcN3UQ

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 10 April 2017 23:16 (seven years ago) link

when you pulled the tie, it spit water at you and then laughed, such fun

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 10 April 2017 23:17 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/vF7auT8.png

pplains, Monday, 10 April 2017 23:40 (seven years ago) link

make sure you watch until the twist @ the end:

https://instagram.com/p/BPt0McmgvFh/

gr8080, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:32 (seven years ago) link

I... completely support them doing that

del griffith, Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:10 (seven years ago) link

and if they didn't immediately go do it again at the Panera Bread across the street, I'll be disappointed

del griffith, Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:11 (seven years ago) link

Square question: What's the first rip he takes, through the weird glass pipe off the Sucrets tin?

andrew m., Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:04 (seven years ago) link

M. Night Shyamalan's Bad Grandpa

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:12 (seven years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:22 (seven years ago) link

M. Night Shyamalan's Bad Grandpa

A million times funnier than the actual video.

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:36 (seven years ago) link

doing drugs in an ikea is the new planking according to my tumblr feed

, Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:40 (seven years ago) link

Square question: What's the first rip he takes, through the weird glass pipe off the Sucrets tin?

He's "dabbing" aka vaporizing 75%+ THC concentrate on a titanium or glass nail that you heat with a blowtorch, so basically freebasing weed.

joygoat, Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:44 (seven years ago) link

never setting foot inside an ikea again without taking a duffel bag full of weed and booze

ikea meatballs will never have tasted so good

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:50 (seven years ago) link

Mommy, what's that smell?

White privilege honey, jjust keep walking. Let's go get some lingonberry juice k?

andrew m., Thursday, 13 April 2017 15:01 (seven years ago) link


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