Brain Robot Slam, Whatchu Playing?

Heh, saw this online yesterday and thought it looked like ilx chum

There is now a twitter bot for these.
https://twitter.com/RobotGameDev

Well then.

Never has there been a more stark example of mortality's gift; jokes without end lose all funny

In what universe would anyone follow a twitter feed that just posts that!?

The Dog Space, obv

I totally want to play Metal Cat and Space Futures.

LOL points to Spork Race and Bishoujo no Manager.

Bro-dacious hipstalgia vibes from Dank Dragon (2004, Konami) (VIC-20).

Also I look forward to future completists seeing these titles on searches for real game companies and trying to track them down.

Metal Cat & Space Futures also this Tuesday night's lineup at your local small cash-only venue

(Neural network band names would be atrocious and also already taken, wouldn't they)

http://andrewvenell.com/everyname/

low hit rate but some gems in there nonetheless

Cloris Blasterfeldschnerz
Kopenflager Bilborf

protip, just hit refresh

Irmgard Glandersinnings and Agnes Needwifeactin are my current faves

The names on that site are pretty fantastic.

Dagnar Chemtrails
Grayder Mouthfeel
Yarm Boiler
Helmy Myriamcalf
Scrandy Getsad
Leonor Meepcar
Chinper Morpmook-Dangborfo

truly the monkeys are getting pretty close to shakespeare

Jacinta Mandump
Fleek Shitshire
Prantine Drydickchardar
Dong Binder

somehow finding "Melissa Schlampfmorp" to be a source of endless giggles

Well, guess there's a good chance I won't be going to bed tonight:

Cackswole Skreedecker
Crawler Helmymook
Tasha Mouthmouth
Maxnerd Chambray
Sniffica Ansterdumpfalls
Maudlin Harmer
Dorff Miscavigechalms

Goal Fokmouth-Borfdag Pictures presents
An Olmel Alanfunt production of
The Karyn Twardfort Story
Starring:
Meghan Meghanjohn
Blath Derschner
Liane Castermook
Nestor Goodmerp
Hortense Manroeg
Kopenflager Terstmuller
Auster Talf
Avril Blasterfeld
Featuring:
Mince Pramthwart
Boritz Terstmuller
Chestin Cantwell
Blath Zagyanus
Brabra Humbertoporpen
Skray Blingeeglanders
Vergie Talfbeck
And introducing Alanaett de Schnerztward as 'Rod Johnson'
Written by Li Li Thudchud
Directed by Shasta Mingnuts

Thank you for new display name

Crad Heemusweed

I am definitely thinking of figuring out this neural network stuff just so that I can run all of ilxor.com through it and create a parallel bot board. For mostly-lurkers like me a decision would then have to be made about which board we lurk at.

singularity would mean we'd all be FP'd on the first day, it's what we really want

Remember that AI that Microsoft let loose on Twitter that turned into a neo nazi in less than a day? I figure any AI worthy of the name that's fed the ilxor corpus would immediately decide to emulate tim@kfc and/or GARU G

The effect of that website is greatly assisted by the occasional inclusion of a 'Vickey Feldman' or a 'Jennifer Schooler' amidst the 'Carmel Tangelafunk's.

"Hilda Misery" is too perfect

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Now we have fortune cookies:

Now is the time to go ahead and not prepare to live.
Hell! It’s the onset of a friendship
Do not have a peaceful place where you will feel better.
There’s no success and friendship.
You cannot love life until you live the life you don’t good luck.
Carve your name on your parents.
Be on the finest men like the floor.
You will make mead.
Better ask doods when you can do it, you will never be disappointed.

awesome! we should probably have a neural network poetry thread if we don't already.

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Only one vote for Christ. Typical ILX.