Who will win the Palme at Cannes? (2017)

I was p sure it was Siegel, but was too lazy to open a new window to check.

Quinzaine program is up:

A CIAMBRA de Jonas Carpignano
ALIVE IN FRANCE de Abel Ferrara
L’AMANT D’UN JOUR de Philippe Garrel
BUSHWICK de Cary Murnion & Jonathan Milott
CUORI PURI de Roberto De Paolis
THE FLORIDA PROJECT de Sean Baker
FROST de Sharunas Bartas
I AM NOT A WITCH de Rungano Nyoni
JEANNETTE, L’ENFANCE DE JEANNE D’ARC de Bruno Dumont
L’INTRUSA de Leonardo Di Costanzo
LA DEFENSA DEL DRAGÓN de Natalia Santa
MARLINA SI PEMBUNUH DALAM EMPAT BABAK de Mouly Surya
MOBILE HOMES de Vladimir de Fontenay
NOTHINGWOOD de Sonia Kronlund
ÔTEZ-MOI D’UN DOUTE de Carine Tardieu
PATTI CAKE$ de Geremy Jasper
THE RIDER de Chloé Zhao
UN BEAU SOLEIL INTÉRIEUR de Claire Denis
WEST OF THE JORDAN RIVER (FIELD DIARY REVISITED) de Amos Gitai

Sean Baker got robbed :( Still no sign of Östlund, Joachim Trier and Ergüven.

What's Quinzaine?

They use it to make tonic water.

Director's Forthnight = Quinzaine de Realisateurs. I think I say Quinzaine because I also say Semaine = Critics Week, which I say to differ from other Critics Weeks at other festivals. So it's Semaine, Quinzaine, Un Certain Regard and Competition.

I see. Why aren't Denis and Dumont in the official competition?

Because the guys who chose the films for competition are morons...

I mean, there's almost no chance that Claire Denis making a film based on Roland Barthes isn't twice as good as whatever pap Doillon or Hazanavicius has made this time. But it's probably also weirder and less sellable. Cannes is getting more and more boring each year imo. Hope it changes soon.

Is the Denis her science fiction film Fred?

Apparently it's a comedy based on Barthes' The Lovers Discourse starring Juliette Binoche and Gerard Depardieu. According to IMDB she has two other projects in production, so I don't really know what's going on.

Loathe Depardieu but can't help to be curious about that one.

He was pretty good in Valley of Love. He has become so absurd at this point, that he probably mostly fits into sorta meta-projects, which Denis' new film sorta sounds like as well.

Isn't the Hazanavicius the Godard/Wiazemsky biopic? That one seems like a real winner.

Meh. Hazanavicius should have been banned to sidebars after the atrocious The Search.

Was being sarcastic.

Oh. Okay. Sorry. It honestly has gotten a lot of hype, and he did win all the oscars the last time he delved into film history.

hmm, curious about the lynne ramsay, don't know whether to be optimistic or not as she hasn't made a great film this millennium

Btw there's not a single film from Scandinavia at Cannes this year. Not in Competition, nor in Un Certain Regard, Quinzaine or Semaine :( After Joachim Trier and Ruben Östlund were tipped for competition, and after the two last UCR's were won by Iceland and Finland. A complete shutout. That's a major disappointment.

Ohhhh sheeet:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/cannes-roman-polanskis-new-film-added-official-lineup-998136

Ostlund also added to competition (at Fred's behest, I can only assume)

I'm happy :) But that was a glaring omission, and became even weirder when he didn't show up in Quinzaine. The Trier is probably just bad.

Well it won't be Okja.

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-et-entertainment-news-updates-may-cannes-2017-netflix-s-first-movie-1495195649-htmlstory.html

this festival can go to hell once and for all

Yeah don't think it will win but reviews seem pretty good.

http://deadline.com/2017/05/brett-ratner-cannes-hotel-du-crap-controversy-1202091929/

^can't tell if this is a joke or not

dear god, this is unbearable.

Following along, so much of the sidebars looks good. But the main competition looks kinda dreadful, tbh.

Ratner the epitomé of namedropping Hollywood douchebro.

Not sure how reliable this is, but ...

https://cannes-rurban.rhcloud.com/index.pl/2017

Voted for the film with the most Huppert in.

Eric, that link has Beguiled as the most highly rated film but it hasn't even screened yet.

Nathaniel Rogers on Le Redoutable:

Robbing Garrel of his trademark mop of curls to play the male pattern baldness of Godard seems so perverse though! I can't get over it.

I can imagine Killing of a Sacred Deer winning Kidman a prize.

that shitstain Jeff Wells loathes the Lanthimos, so im looking fwd

x-post: They also owe her one after she lost in Dogville to Marie-Josée Croze in The Barbarian Invasions.

This competition still looks mostly dire. Sean Baker's followup to Tangerine got raves in Quinzaine, though. Really looking forward to seeing that.

Nick James from S&S calls the Lanthimos "a tedious exercise in morbidity chic", which def makes me want to see it:

http://www.bfi.org.uk/news-opinion/sight-sound-magazine/comment/festivals/cannes-2017-best-so-far-happy-end-western-loveless

The Haneke got a five star review from P Brad in the Graun:

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/may/21/happy-end-review-michael-haneke-isabelle-huppert-cannes-2017

I can imagine Killing of a Sacred Deer winning Kidman a prize.

Sounds like it's the Coppola that's most likely to do it.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Even the disarmingly agreeable Bilge Ebiri thinks this year's Cannes lineup is "a bit of a bust."

https://www.villagevoice.com/2017/05/25/canness-beguilements/

"beguilements" is one of my favorite words

The lineup was pathetic. Only five new names of which at least two, Bong Joon-ho and Noah Baumbach, should have had their Cannes debut, like, a decade ago. A bunch of repeaters, and then inexplicable bullshit from people like Doillon and Mondruczo. As the most prestigious film-festival in the world, a response like this is an absolute embarrassment.

It's only a film festival Ingrid

Would srsly love it if an ACT-UP prestige-adjacent pic took the prize in this field

x-post: It's the biggest event on the art film calendar. It's millions and millions of dollars. And it's an embarrassment of reactionary aesthetics, eurocentrism and misogyny :)

The ACT-UP drama sounds cool, but if it won it would be the fourth French winner this decade. Add up two English language winners, and the boringness of curators/juries is pretty obvious.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

I reckon no-votes Loveless will win.

If the ACT-UP film is anywhere near as good as Entre Le Murs/The Class then I'm very excited to see it.

I didn't even vote in this lol

Me neither ha

Voted Kawase, just because that would be the funniest winner. Also, I like her films. Hoping for the Hong, though, which apparently Will Smith gave a standing ovation.

idgaf about fests i dont attend

Then why don't you fuck off?

I feel like I explain this every year, but who wins what in Cannes pretty much defines what I'll get to see when in Copenhagen. Small cultural market = these things really, really matter.

the depends on your definition of "mattering"

for the same reason you dont stfu fred

you quintessence of pretentious ass

Well. yeah...

Lol, are you quoting the period film thread?

Anyways, the side competition are giving out awards:
UCR:
“UN CERTAIN REGARD” PRIZE

LERD (UN HOMME INTEGRE – A MAN OF INTEGRITY) by Mohammad Rasoulof

PRIZE FOR BEST ACTRESS
JASMINE TRINCA for FORTUNATA by Sergio Castellitto

PRIZE FOR THE BEST POETIC NARRATIVE
BARBARA de Mathieu Amalric

PRIZE FOR BEST DIRECTION
Taylor Sheridan for WIND RIVER

JURY PRIZE
LAS HIJAS DE ABRIL (APRIL’S DAUGHTER) by Michel Franco

Quinzaine:

Art Cinema Award

“The Rider” by Chloé Zhao

SACD Prize

“Lover For a Day,” by Philippe Garrel

and

“Let the Sunshine In,” by Claire Denis

Europa Cinemas Label

“A Ciambra,” by Jonas Carpignano

Lol, are you quoting the period film thread?

Not a period film thread, but a pre-menstrual one maybe.

cinephiles fighting.

no wonder we live in a world where apparently netflix and cannes can't seem to cooperate.

everything is going to shit.

lol @ movie not in this poll winning the palme

We don't know yet! Still rooting for Kawase!!

Oh. Oh well...

Coppola?

Palme d’Or: Ruben Östlund – The Square
Gran Prix: Robin Campillo – 120 Beats Per Minute
Jury Prize: Andrey Zvyagintsev – Loveless
Best Director: Sofia Coppola – The Beguiled
Best Actor: Joaquin Phoenix – You Were Never Really Here
Best Actress: Diane Kruger – In the Fade
Best Screenplay: Yorgos Lanthimos – The Killing of a Sacred Deer, Lynne Ramsay – You Were Never Really Here

Camera d’Or: Léonor Sérraille – Jeune Femme

Coppola first woman in 56 years to win for Best Director. Another embarrassing fact.

can't imagine too many women have won the screenplay award either, but better late than never

I think Lynne Ramsay is number four, but the award hasn't been given out each year, and also the last time was Tatiana Niculescu Bran in 2012. So it's not quite the same.

The embarrassment is more the fact that women has won the Grand Prix a couple of times, and Andrea Arnold alone has three Jury Awards, so they definitely make film that the juries like, but somehow never get the directing award... That's a quite typical unconscious misogynistic bias thingy, where something a woman has done was very good, but it probably wasn't really her that did it, you know?

that embarrassment exists throughout the entire film industry (maybe less so in Denmark?) and Cannes, like so many institutions at the top of the food chain, aren't willing to make any progress.

and not only for directors. pretty much every role in the industry except hair stylist and make up is riddled with that sexist bias.

Oh, it's especially awful in Denmark at the moment, unfortunately.

So yeah, I agree. But Cannes is even more awful than they could be. Venice, Berlin, Locarno, they've at least given a few awards to women. Cannes just bumbles along, putting Sean Penn and Jacques Doillon in the main competition, then saying there is no room for women because they only choose the best of the best.

Tragic how the 'but is she qualified?' argument is represented in all circumstances, in all industries.