Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

it's an unavoidable consequence of (non-ideological) structural pressures i think

i: mag come out weekly (4793 issues and counting)
ii: the cartoon sit within articles w/o being illustrations of them or in any way connected

over the long haul the selection effect is going to be away from the world-shattering undermining of all the readers' verities, bcz they need the reader to (a) carry on reading the article being interrupted by the cartoon and (b) buy the new yorker again next week (primarily for the articles)

also i like roz chast's drawing style that guy can fuck off

basically my theory is that the quiddities and agonies of the new yorker reader afre a direct consquence of

… AND MANIFESTATION OF week-on-week sub-editorial decisions under pressure abt the mag's page furniture

point off for like tired notch-notch, wink-wink routines

Everything is terrible but my cousin’s 9-year old daughter Alice has been quietly and masterfully slaying the @NewYorker’s caption contest and it’s pure delight. pic.twitter.com/Lhzmq7Pnsb

— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) April 4, 2018

if your picture is a subway sandwich replacing a subway train, there's not much work the caption needs to do.

Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

https://i.imgur.com/tIae9Vk.jpg?1

"i dont care what google maps says"

"Are you finished with that beer?"

"All I'm saying is if it's global warming why is my beer still cold?"

too good to win, per uszh

also right in the wheelhouse of our one-size-fits-all ringer: "This is normal."

Guest Comic By Steve Bannon Entitled 'The Rising Floodwaters Of Immigration'

the new one-size-fits-all is "I’ve thought this through and talked to colleagues — and I’ve re-considered"

http://i65.tinypic.com/aad8w3.jpg

"i continue to be unhappy regarding the state of the subway system"

"Did you know that there's a bear hidden in the Toblerone logo?"

"Let me know if you see anything that people believe doesn't exist. Like Donald Trump's sense of humility."

“Holy shit, do you see that?! It says ‘W A R P’ on the snow”

yes he slept over and no its not any of your business anymore

I've always thought of the SkiFree monster as a metaphor for the inevitability of death.

Press 'F' to pay respects go faster than the monster and escape.

Darraghmac ftw

Def

did anyone else here get a spam email from the "founder" of this contest - who has quit the new Yorker and set up his, er, own captioning contest? surely it's a massive breach of whatever privacy policy the NYer has for him to abscond with the mailing list for his own purposes!

christ, what an asshole

ha

"Asshole. You just HAD to tell him he was looking a little mangy..."

"Well you're an abominable HUSBAND."

"HE didn't have any problems asking directions."

Lol

Sigh. Another day, another Bigfoot sighting debunked.

i would've said hi but i don't know the yetiquette

"I thought we agreed, no politics!"