Crooked HamBurgler
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 21 April 2017 00:05 (seven years ago) link
I remember liking their fries before I became a dietary vegan, though I thought their burgers were the worst (blandest/sweetest/most catering to childhood tastes) of the main franchises. Their core market is harried parents, and rural folk who don't know any better, I think.
Now I have no desire to eat anything they have to offer.
Fast food for me is only sampled on road trips, and I'll drive another 10 miles to the next Subway or Taco Bell, which at least have options (too few). I've heard McD overseas have a more interesting menu. I could live with McD India fare.
― behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Friday, 21 April 2017 07:37 (seven years ago) link
rural folk who don't know any better
lmao
― sleepingbag, Friday, 21 April 2017 08:02 (seven years ago) link
Well, or have no other choices. The only places I've seen long lines at a McD are off the interstate and at airports.
― behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Friday, 21 April 2017 12:48 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VRYBGUu.pngRIP
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 April 2017 12:56 (seven years ago) link
looks like all day breakfast was a good idea
I ate McDonalds yesterday AMA.
― evol j, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:15 (seven years ago) link
did anyone see that movie The Founder a few months ago? Michael Keaton played Ray Kroc. p good i thought. didn't know their main source of income was real estate.
― flappy bird, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:34 (seven years ago) link
looks like all day breakfast was a good idea― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, April 21, 2017 12:56 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, April 21, 2017 12:56 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Their decision to go after Starbucks also helped their bottom line imo
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:42 (seven years ago) link
what about the grand mac has anyone fucked with that yet
― flappy bird, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:44 (seven years ago) link
you mean is there a video of somebody fucking a grand mac?
― 龜, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:51 (seven years ago) link
McDonalds hamburgers taste so strange to me. Sanpakyu otm up there
Still like McChickens though. Even though they too, taste nothing like actual chicken.
― frogbs, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:53 (seven years ago) link
I figure the grand mac is just a stunt to give them something new to talk about in ads, because their franchisers aren't interested in doing anything new that requires substantial investments rn.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:54 (seven years ago) link
c'mon you and i both know there have to be multiple videos out there of somebody fucking not just the grand mac but the entire macdonald's menu, doubtless with particular focus on happy meals
― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:56 (seven years ago) link
hell yeah hit me with some links
― flappy bird, Friday, 21 April 2017 18:01 (seven years ago) link
/r/fuckdonalds iirc
― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 18:02 (seven years ago) link
There's an infamous but LOLworthy-as-hell video of someone who at least wants to fuck a McDonald's burger - well if not quite a video at least an animated GIF - and the amazing thing is it's not from some internet rando who posted it online, but rather an actual paid McDonald's banner ad!
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/id_hit_it_-_mcdonalds_banner.gif
It appeared on espn.com in 2005 before some horrified McD exec managed to reach ESPN and get it pulled within an hour, but not before several bloggers captured it for all eternity. Exhibit A for why advertisers (and ppl in general) shouldn't try to be hip by using slang catchphrases until they're sure they know what they mean....
― Lee626, Saturday, 22 April 2017 06:01 (seven years ago) link
Here in Joliet our local McD's is busy nearly all the time. It's particularly mystifying as there are excellent Mexican restaurants all around it, plus a BK and a Checkers. There is so much traffic in and out of there that it's a frequent car accident zone. And I must admit that I'm guilty of hitting it once a month or so, meself.
― VyrnaKnowlIsAHeadbanger, Saturday, 22 April 2017 14:20 (seven years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/04/22/mcdonalds-new-uniform-hot-or-existentially-depressing/?utm_term=.a4f7a84bcdb5&tid=sm_tw
― j., Saturday, 22 April 2017 15:25 (seven years ago) link
mcd's jumping on the health goth bandwagon two years too late
― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 23 April 2017 08:39 (seven years ago) link