The slow death of McDonald's in North America?

I figure the grand mac is just a stunt to give them something new to talk about in ads, because their franchisers aren't interested in doing anything new that requires substantial investments rn.

you mean is there a video of somebody fucking a grand mac?

c'mon you and i both know there have to be multiple videos out there of somebody fucking not just the grand mac but the entire macdonald's menu, doubtless with particular focus on happy meals

hell yeah hit me with some links

/r/fuckdonalds iirc

There's an infamous but LOLworthy-as-hell video of someone who at least wants to fuck a McDonald's burger - well if not quite a video at least an animated GIF - and the amazing thing is it's not from some internet rando who posted it online, but rather an actual paid McDonald's banner ad!

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/id_hit_it_-_mcdonalds_banner.gif

It appeared on espn.com in 2005 before some horrified McD exec managed to reach ESPN and get it pulled within an hour, but not before several bloggers captured it for all eternity. Exhibit A for why advertisers (and ppl in general) shouldn't try to be hip by using slang catchphrases until they're sure they know what they mean....

Here in Joliet our local McD's is busy nearly all the time. It's particularly mystifying as there are excellent Mexican restaurants all around it, plus a BK and a Checkers. There is so much traffic in and out of there that it's a frequent car accident zone. And I must admit that I'm guilty of hitting it once a month or so, meself.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/04/22/mcdonalds-new-uniform-hot-or-existentially-depressing/?utm_term=.a4f7a84bcdb5&tid=sm_tw

mcd's jumping on the health goth bandwagon two years too late