https://twitter.com/toadsanime/status/855760304285896704
― Alba, Saturday, 22 April 2017 14:03 (seven years ago) link
superb
― ogmor, Saturday, 22 April 2017 14:26 (seven years ago) link
had to share that beauty
― Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 April 2017 14:27 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/tom_watson/status/856023747911983104
― r|t|c, Sunday, 23 April 2017 10:37 (seven years ago) link
BritainEngland's Got Centrists
― Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 April 2017 10:48 (seven years ago) link
"St. George was born circa 280 in Cappadocia, an area that is now part of Turkey."
― calzino, Sunday, 23 April 2017 10:54 (seven years ago) link
people keep quoting that but nobody points out that dragons aren't real
― Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 April 2017 11:19 (seven years ago) link
Back then weren't saints a bit ten a penny anyway? All you had to do was get executed for being a christian god-botherer, and there was plenty of that going on.
― calzino, Sunday, 23 April 2017 11:22 (seven years ago) link
yeah, most of them were probably dicks, the Roman governors tended to do anything with their power not to execute people just for being into weird religions
― Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 April 2017 11:52 (seven years ago) link
what St George's day needs is a well-branded national beer, something that instantly conjures up connotations of Englishness in the same way that Guinness has attached itself to Ireland.
suggest Stella.
― Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 April 2017 11:54 (seven years ago) link
meanwhile, it's the 375th anniversary of Hull telling Charles I to do one
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18056630_1441284965932707_1529920356464001856_n.jpg?oh=f9e0b2f3dd2b5b2df560825adbf7824d&oe=598B00A8
― Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 April 2017 11:58 (seven years ago) link
Patron fucking saints, I ask you. Two centuries after the French Revolution.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Sunday, 23 April 2017 11:59 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/liam__whu/status/855441195270631424
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 23 April 2017 13:11 (seven years ago) link
Lad on the far right, what's he up to?
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Sunday, 23 April 2017 13:17 (seven years ago) link
he was holding a tray of drinks to offer their guests
― Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 April 2017 13:24 (seven years ago) link
best one:
https://twitter.com/bubsyboy555/status/855506470498074624
― soref, Sunday, 23 April 2017 13:30 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-HXt5zXoAAuOwp.jpg
― mark s, Sunday, 23 April 2017 22:22 (seven years ago) link
"I am willing to fight a champion put up by the DVLA if they want to accept my challenge – but they must remember it is a fight to the death.
"The victor speaks in the name of God and justice so it is a reasonable enough way of sorting the matter out.
"I know I am in the right so I do not have anything to worry about. I am reasonably fit and not afraid of taking anyone on in a fight."
Traditionally fights under the trial by combat law used to be settled by combatants wielding swords, lances or staves with iron heads.
Former seaman Mr Humphreys said he was unsure which party would have the right to decide on the weapons used if the DVLA accepted his challenge.
But he added that he was prepared to fight with Japanese samurai swords, razor sharp Ghurka knives or even heavy blacksmith hammers.
― r|t|c, Monday, 24 April 2017 06:20 (seven years ago) link
Two years ago Grimsby fans threw dozens of beach balls and blow up footballs onto the pitch at Barnet when both teams were in the Conference.One fan was later found guilty of assaulting a football steward with an inflatable shark.The display was part of a protest after a fan was ejected from the ground at Forest Green Rovers for failing to hand over an inflatable football.
One fan was later found guilty of assaulting a football steward with an inflatable shark.
The display was part of a protest after a fan was ejected from the ground at Forest Green Rovers for failing to hand over an inflatable football.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39694197
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 24 April 2017 17:18 (seven years ago) link
this has been doing the rounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdUoZJvdipA
― del esdichado (NickB), Monday, 24 April 2017 20:15 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/DreamboatSlim/status/855920932359208960
― 龜, Monday, 24 April 2017 20:39 (seven years ago) link
http://www.merciatouristboard.org.uk/
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 10:28 (seven years ago) link
ohmygod it's 2003
― Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 12:31 (seven years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/5J3xdJG.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:23 (seven years ago) link
lol
― imago, Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:38 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/YNOCIbA.png
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:55 (seven years ago) link
pothole bday cake <3
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:57 (seven years ago) link
which one is gus tho?
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:06 (seven years ago) link
never mind that, how long has Jamie Oliver been a bishop?
― Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:12 (seven years ago) link
that's dog latin, silly
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:19 (seven years ago) link
Relegated Port Vale have received an offer from a Burslem-based IT company to buy the League One club.
Following owner Norman Smurthwaite's decision to stand down as chairman, Synectics Solutions have made an offer of £1.25m, reports BBC Radio Stoke.
Synectics Solutions is owned by Kevin and Carol Shanahan, from Stafford.
― r|t|c, Friday, 5 May 2017 13:41 (seven years ago) link
LOCK, STOCK & TWO SMOKING BARRELS1st & 2nd June
Watch some of Guy Ritchie's greatest work in our perfectly preserved 1930s council chamber. To top it off, we'll also be collaborating with Joe and Kim of iconic F. Cooke who will be serving up pie and mash straight to your seat. We're aiming to offer a real East end experience, so you can expect all the liquor and jellied eels too!
TICKETS ARE £30 PER PERSONAND INCLUDE:
— East end arrival cocktail by our resident cocktail bar, Peg + Patriot— Meat or Veggie pie with mash (liquor on the side)— A seat to our screening in our 1930s Council Chamber— Takeaway MAST x Town Hall Hotel chocolate bar
― Luna Schlosser, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 12:27 (seven years ago) link
^ Fake England, surely?
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 13:29 (seven years ago) link
nothing more real england than a fake england tbf
― Drive Your Lover Wild In Bed By Cosplaying As Jeff Lynne (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 13:31 (seven years ago) link
right, the careful and therefore in some sense fake curation of englishness for an audience who are english yet feel detached from it, both there and itt is surely the essence of real englishness
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 13:41 (seven years ago) link
liquor is so grim. but then I was a fake Londoner
― Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 13:41 (seven years ago) link
http://www.letchworth-go.org.uk/sites/letchworth-go.org.uk//images/letch01.jpg
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 13:43 (seven years ago) link
I unno, I think a lot of non-English Londoners I know would be keen to see a Guy Ritchie film in an "authentic" environment, don't know whether that disqualifies it or not.
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 13:46 (seven years ago) link
i think an analysis of the true character of any nation would lead you down the same rabbit hole; any search for realness and authenticity brings you to the same place re: the insecurity of identity
― ogmor, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 13:52 (seven years ago) link
what better way to enjoy a real east end experience than to spend £30 to scarf jellied eels while watching a film directed by someone from hertfordshire whose mum was married to a baronet
― Drive Your Lover Wild In Bed By Cosplaying As Jeff Lynne (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 13:58 (seven years ago) link
and whose one big idea was 'tarantino but with more OI OI SAVELOY'
― Drive Your Lover Wild In Bed By Cosplaying As Jeff Lynne (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 13:59 (seven years ago) link
I just saw some cheering clickbait headline that his attempt to make some mockney King Arthur franchise is a massive flop + set to lose £100m.
― calzino, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:34 (seven years ago) link
OI OI CAMELOY
― Drive Your Lover Wild In Bed By Cosplaying As Jeff Lynne (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:47 (seven years ago) link
needs work admittedly
serving up pie and mash straight to your seat
in honour of leo baxendale
― mark s, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:49 (seven years ago) link
I was thinking more of it arriving like the Grange Hill titles.
― Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:50 (seven years ago) link
brb gonna modify a t-shirt cannon to fire hot stodge at willing punters
― Drive Your Lover Wild In Bed By Cosplaying As Jeff Lynne (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:53 (seven years ago) link
one of the things Barthes does in the essays in Mythologies is explore a 1950s French experience of reflexively seeking authentic Frenchness so yeah this is definitely not unique to England.
not that this thread has ever been about the idea that dislocation from a national identity is uniquely English, we're just documenting the uniquely English expressions of it
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 15:14 (seven years ago) link
https://68.media.tumblr.com/929814d75e2b7ef3d8962d0e7ba24b87/tumblr_oqms5vmhJK1utw2woo1_1280.jpg
― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 May 2017 22:20 (six years ago) link
The nudity, the fact that it's a waterpistol ...
That Mercia Tourist board website is terrifying.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 29 May 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link