Best Description of What Liam Gallagher's New Album "As You Were" Will Sound Like in this NME Article

Liam gave an early interview after a plane incident once in which he explained that he was after a bit of crumpet cos he saw someone else get a bit of crumpet and it looked well tasty that and in his impatience to have some of the tasty crumpet somehow or another air rage happened to the hostess and something about the knowing, leering relish with which he utters the words crumpet and tasty has stuck with me not just in the sounds (which now that i have related thusly will fire around in my head for days most probably) but in a deeply associated pair of sensory flashes viz i) an image of peter cook at his most flaunty flabby dropjawed self-indulgence and ii) the imagined taste in my mouth which i can only describe as seventies pub carpet

Xpost I'm sure this is different in the UK but zero fucking chance Liam solo could outdraw Bonnamassa in the US

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i demand all localgarda's posts end with 'im not a cunt LG X' from now on

What is LGX?

Oh I get it, never mind

Rocker Liam, 44
Rocker Ronnie, 70
Rocker Sir Rod, 72
Rocker Shakin', 69

What is LGX?

― calstars, Wednesday, April 26, 2017 6:35 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

liam's gone straight edge

i think the phrase "well tasty" is gonna be in my head for awhile

― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, April 25, 2017 2:26 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

describing something as "well ____" is probably my favorite northernism

that’s got all the right ingredients

drum - check
bass - check
guitar - check
sick melodies - check
fucking funny words - check

"well tasty" gives me pleasant Nathan Barley flashbacks

"a gutsy, in-your-face solo statement" needs to become a popular euphemism for public flatulence

Other than Liam Gallagher and the thousands of bands who sound like him, who actually sticks their chin out these days?

Bruce Forsyth.

describing something as "well ____" is probably my favorite northernism

We definitely do that in London too.

Did we get this sorted?M

lol Tombot A+

went to see the comedy bang bang tour, in tarrytown.
really funny stuff. paul f. tompkins is a delight.

Venn diagram of centrist pundits, people sending their kids to private school and people who think that 'well, actually, these days £70k isn't a lot of money...' would be something to see.

The BBC had Tim Montgomerie from Conservative Home and Dan Hodges in discussion earlier - covering all points of the spectrum from 'i am a Conservative who will be voting for the Conservatives' to 'i am a "liberal" who will be voting for the Conservatives'.

/the ska lilt of "For He's a Jolly Good Felon"/
/the ska lilt of "For He's a Jolly Good Felon"/
/the ska lilt of "For He's a Jolly Good Felon"/
/the ska lilt of "For He's a Jolly Good Felon"/
/the ska lilt of "For He's a Jolly Good Felon"/

Beady Eye mixtape for after you get hardsonned

an image of peter cook at his most flaunty flabby dropjawed self-indulgence

I initially read this as "peter hook" and nodded in agreement.

You know for a fact you're all going to listen to this at least once when it comes out for the lolz.

Ripe for ilx pre-cover

I've never listened to any Oasis album or any of their solo projects unless you count guest vocals on a Chemical Brothers album. I enjoy my Gallaghers only in Wonderwall and desert boot joke form

i will never listen to this album

i will definitely listen to any singles/hatewatch the videos

That desert boot/Hadron collider imagery is amazing

Ripe for ilx pre-cover

Something to this. Do we have a tracklisting yet?

i demand all localgarda's posts end with 'im not a cunt LG X' from now on

i can't tell such falsehoods.

x-post:

Forthcoming single is called 'Not For Sale', apparently.

https://twitter.com/Leask/status/856973292267225088

Lol

the blur/oasis battle being decisively over and... liam lost

Liam Gallagher Verified account
@liamgallagher

Listening forward to my new tunes all you NGHFB fans are gonna have nowhere to run or hide Ha ha

Liam Gallagher‏Verified account @liamgallagher 6h6 hours ago

Just finished interview with NME it's been too long and now it's all too much I got da Midas touch as you fucking were LG x

It's funny... the more time moves forward, the more Liam Gallagher stays in 1996!

In general, I don't give a shit about this guy, or his brother, or Blur, or any of it. But part of me really wants this album's first-week sales to be in the low triple digits. Just so maybe the music journalism world will move on, the way the music listening world has.

something along these lines i imagine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGAMcJQs0sc

xxpost:

Me too, and I liked both Blur and Oasis in the '90s. But yeah, people have moved on, and this includes Damon Albarn and Noel Gallagher.

In general, I don't give a shit about this guy, or his brother, or Blur, or any of it. But part of me really wants this album's first-week sales to be in the low triple digits. Just so maybe the music journalism world will move on, the way the music listening world has.

― Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 22:21 (thirty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

im with you on part i but i want it to sell billions and billions one just cos and two lol music journalism

and three lol Noel

Tremble, ye mighty:

Liam Gallagher has announced the title of his debut solo single ‘Wall of Glass’ which is now available to pre-order from https://wbr.ec/wallofglass_itunes. ‘Wall Of Glass’ is the first track to preview his forthcoming album ‘As You Were’.

If you had to make an equation of all the elements that made the early Oasis singles so apocalyptically good – huge waves of guitar hooks, a melody you can’t shake, a thunderous rhythm and Liam Gallagher’s voice delivering an unbelievably catchy chorus - then ‘Wall Of Glass’ would be the result. Boosted by a contemporary, bass-heavy production, it’s a track that provides a fresh new angle to Liam’s sound while maintaining the traits that made him such an influential artist.

With undeniable power and a yearning menace, it’s hard to recall a time that Liam has sung better – it’s like hearing him for the first time.

(This said his O2 Ritz show next week in Manchester will have all profits going to the We Love Manchester Emergency Fund, so good on him for that.)

Can menace be "yearning"?

Also Can Menace Be Yearning? would have been a fantastic album title.

A menacing yearn

I am so ready for the ILX album, yep..

Song titles are so uninspiring though.

Also Can Menace Be Yearning? would have been a fantastic album title.

― chr1sb3singer, Friday, May 26, 2017 8:13 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

p sure this is the new fall album coming out in a couple weeks

https://open.spotify.com/album/46iPERTAHGifjdqnvVdbGO

"Ha Illegal Gram"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzu1GP_4mlw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvBo2j_WyvM

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Yeah we need an actual tracklist in full before proceeding, but obviously take these initial cues if you like...

eheh, an ILX cover album would be fun if - for once - the idea was to make an album that could really be an alternate version of the real album, not just the titles or the lenghts.
chances are the ILX version would be much better than the original !

― AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, May 31, 2017 5:15 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck yrself

i think people did some fun stuff and it was just supposed to be a goof among friend people are such fucking assholes online for no reason

Wall of ass

so many hard-cringe moments in the One Manchester performance

I found it very moving, but am open to the suggestion that the reason for that is not the performance as such

@liamgallagher 3 hours ago
Noels out of the fucking country weren't we all love get on a fucking plane and play your tunes for the kids you sad fuck

what, no 'lg x'? for shame

https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/d3z9va/liam-gallagher-british-masters-season-3-chapter-4-interview-2017
^^we could do a quotes poll from this grrt interview

Ha, I've already seen that. Loved the stories about Maradona and McEnroe.

Mr. Doran doing the business there.

Meantime...a song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWDu-9zHG6Y

i kinda don't mind the music for that the guitar and simple bass drum is a nice little arrangement

those lyrics....deliver

God told me
Live a life of luxury

The track listing is on Amazon!

Check out the full tracklist below.

1. ‘Wall Of Glass’
2. ‘Bold’
3. ‘Greedy Soul’
4. ‘Paper Crown’
5. ‘For What It’s Worth’
6. ‘When I’m In Need’
7. ‘You Better Run’
8. ‘I Get By’
9. ‘Chinatown’
10. ‘Come Back To Me’
11. ‘Universal Gleam’
12. ‘I’ve All I Need’
13. 'Doesn't Have To Be That Way'
14. 'All My People/All Mankind'
15. 'I Never Wanna Be Like You'

If there's an ILX precover, can I bagsy 'Universal Gleam' ?

"When I'm In Need" b/w "I've All I Need "

xpost Consider it done. I'll start the thread.

ILX pre-covers Liam Gallagher's "As You Were"