Least promising Sequel/Remake/Franchise Flick of 2017

Still haven't seen it, but the consensus is good to great (depending on whether you think we don't get enough exploration of male mid life crises).

It's dramatically inert and visually repugnant (has that same nauseating digital look that all of Boyle's latter-day work does) and 90% of it is half-hearted callbacks to the original movie. Felt almost aggressively pointless to me

Somehow I missed this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZwkStRlou4

Why

Because the script was probably written in 1992

Cop and a Half 2: Lou Diamond Phillips Has Some Expensive Landscaping in Mind

Is this Scorsese batman thing a hoax or what

Scouse I heard

Either I missed Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle when I was setting up the poll or (more likely) it wasn't listed on Wiki yet. Either way, it sounds awful (and racist), but I have to admit that I kind of appreciate that it apparently starts out as a Breakfast Club ripoff before developing a needlessly complicated plot about body-swapping avatars. More here:

http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/ffc/2017/12/jumanji-welcome-to-the-jungle.html

Some of the reviewers giving extremely positive accounts of this travesty must have been paid off generously.

http://www.vulture.com/2017/12/movie-review-jumanji-2017.html