It's dramatically inert and visually repugnant (has that same nauseating digital look that all of Boyle's latter-day work does) and 90% of it is half-hearted callbacks to the original movie. Felt almost aggressively pointless to me
― Number None, Friday, 9 June 2017 09:26 (six years ago) link
Somehow I missed this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZwkStRlou4
― the general theme of STUFF (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link
Why
― Gravy Zebra (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link
Because the script was probably written in 1992
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link
Cop and a Half 2: Lou Diamond Phillips Has Some Expensive Landscaping in Mind
― Always Be Cropdusting (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 18:15 (six years ago) link
Is this Scorsese batman thing a hoax or what
― streeps of range (wins), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 10:03 (six years ago) link
Scouse I heard
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 10:55 (six years ago) link
Either I missed Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle when I was setting up the poll or (more likely) it wasn't listed on Wiki yet. Either way, it sounds awful (and racist), but I have to admit that I kind of appreciate that it apparently starts out as a Breakfast Club ripoff before developing a needlessly complicated plot about body-swapping avatars. More here:
http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/ffc/2017/12/jumanji-welcome-to-the-jungle.html
― iCloudius (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 December 2017 14:36 (six years ago) link
Some of the reviewers giving extremely positive accounts of this travesty must have been paid off generously.
― calzino, Monday, 25 December 2017 15:30 (six years ago) link
http://www.vulture.com/2017/12/movie-review-jumanji-2017.html
― El Tomboto, Monday, 25 December 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link