09 playoffs thread

hou/LA totally feels like the west finals

― triple-hater protection (J0rdan S.), Thursday, May 7, 2009 1:17 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dont sleep on teh nuggz they r ROLLING

I for one am very happy that House got bitchslapped

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EXCEPTION: Rule 12A--Section V--l(5)
l. A player, coach or trainer must be ejected for:
(1) A punching foul
(2) A fighting foul
(3) An elbow foul which makes contact above shoulder level
(4) An attempted punch which does not make contact
(5) Deliberately entering the stands other than as a continuance of play
m. Eye guarding (placing a hand in front of the opponent's eyes when guard-ing from the rear) a player who does not have possession of the ball is illegal and an unsportsmanlike technical shall be assessed.

eject kobels from nba 4 lyfe!

make rafer alston go back to the mixtape team bus

name ron artest mvp of second round and of awesome hair cuts

otm on all accounts

btw marbury is shooting 27% for the playoffs - i just checked!

eddie house is shooting i believe 100% - good thing marbury was talking his minutes for most of the chicago series

With a little bit more work he'll be shooting as good as Rondo is

;)

rondo is averaging an octuple double for the playoffs

when rondo thinks "well i make crazy layups and get 15 assists a game and 12 rebounds surely i can make one jump shot eventually" *off the side of the rim* it's part of his charm right?

he was making those shots for most of the chicago series - now he is definitely not - sometimes he rondos u, sometimes he rondos himself \(O_O)/

I for one am very happy that House got bitchslapped

― DJ Khaled El-Amin (dyao), Thursday, May 7, 2009 12:03 PM

i dunno i'd be against a player i liked doing that to one i didn't like. dumb move. and isn't a bitchslap face-to-face, which would make that a suckerpunchslap

p.s. who are u

it's a dadslap. house got son'd.

wonder if he said "dumbass" like that 70s show dad

sure house is the one who got sonned not the guy whos getting threes rained on his head

im sure he say haaay stop it unnnghhh

that story artest told about the dude that got stabbed in the heart with a table leg during a pick-up game! WOW

plz let artest go to finals plzzzzzz

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haa

Player Dies in Stabbing at Basketball Game

A 19-year-old basketball player from Queens was fatally stabbed with a broken-off table leg today after a fight broke out during a basketball tournament, the police said.

The player, Lloyd Newton, was stabbed in the back with a leg from the scorer’s table at the championship game of a Y.M.C.A.-sponsored tournament at the Niagara Falls Boys and Girls Club, the police in Niagara Falls said.

“An argument ensued about the score,” Capt. Louis Curcione said, adding that one of the teams “thought they were getting gypped.”

“A fight broke out between the players and about 40 fans in the stands,” he said. “In the course of the fight, one person was stabbed in the back.”

Mr. Newton was taken to the Niagara Falls Memorial Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead on arrival.

Brian C. Young, 16, of Niagara Falls, has been charged with second-degree murder. He was being held at the Niagara Falls jail pending his arraignment in city court today.

ok guys here's the thing

i just really fucking hate josh smith

that is all

when you play SF and people openly laugh at your jump shot, there might be an issue

i dunno i'd be against a player i liked doing that to one i didn't like. dumb move. and isn't a bitchslap face-to-face, which would make that a suckerpunchslap

― Dr. Phil, Friday, May 8, 2009 2:05 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

Whatever it was, it was damn funny. Tired of House cavorting around and prancing like a gazelle after every damn shot he makes, acting as if he just hit a game winner. He is even more annoying to watch play than Sasha "THE MACHINE" Vujajajajacic.

Also I'll tell you who I am, but first I gotta know, are you really noted TV personality and celebrated psychologist Dr. Phillip Calvin McGraw

^yes. that shit was seriously annoying me last series. call me old skool but "act like you've done it before" spaz
xp

call u ol sore ass

love that the celtics are at the point that their bench players are hatable

how dare eddie house react to hitting 3 3s in a row like jokim noah after finishing an uncontested dunk - he should be more in the derick rose emotional leadership mold - the celtics overall should take a page from the chicago bulls wildly disparate uncoordinated emotional energy playbook - that after all was one of the key components of last years championship run and their best player the notably subdued kevin garnett

wtf are you talking about

how the celtics are awesome the bulls are dumb an u r wrong obv duh

house was reacting like that ON EVERY SHOT. like after the 1st one he made. in the 2nd quarter. but yeah, totally the same as joachim being pumped after stealing the ball, getting fouled and that fouling out the other team's star, and getting the lead in the 3rd OT of a must win game. great insight, mr cr?m.

i mean i know people have to make huge rationalizations for rooting for a team of douchebags, but c'mon

actually there's only a few d-bags on the c's, that was unfair

i think even u through the haze of whatever psychological derangement u view the world can see that jokim noah acts like a spaz all the time and eddie house busted bulls ass in game 7 just like he did to orlando last nite - and u know he got excited cause he was killin fools wholl never know how deep this shit goes

Eddie House is that dude on the playground who starts beating his chest and slapping the ground after hitting an 5 foot uncontested jumper, after airballing his first five shots. I don't have a problem with the Celtics bench in general, I think Leon Powe is one of the most underrated guys out there and don't even hate Scalabrine as much as some of you guys, but House is one of the top 5 annoying players to watch in the NBA, no question.

i would be super bitter to hav to root for that shambles of a random franchise in chicago who only have a glimmer of hope due to some ridic ping pong action too

duh he's a spaz but that doesn't mean i can't think house is annoying as fuck. i think even through the smug condescending knowitall fuckery you view the world through you can still see that

ok bye bye poopoo pants

maybe we can get mchale to give us a sweetheart reacharound deal too

complaining abt condescension is never a good look fyi - just makes u look whiny

Also to be fair KG has been somewhat of a douche after winning the chip; who goes around clapping their hands at a guy who's a full foot shorter than you. Why don't you try doing that to the guy you're supposed to guard, who's actually your height and could lay you out on the floor for pulling that bush league stunt.

Also I'll tell you who I am, but first I gotta know, are you really noted TV personality and celebrated psychologist Dr. Phillip Calvin McGraw

― Can't stop the dancing chickens (dyao), Thursday, May 7, 2009 11:42 PM

the one and only

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/1255/drphilrh1.jpg

oh, you two. xxxpost.

there is a method to this, guys. when eddie starts raining 3s on fools the home crowd gets pumped up (because if he makes one there's a good chance he's going to make 4 or 5), so eddie gets pumped up, which pumps them up even more. nothing like the other team having to blow a timeout because an undersized backup 2-guard with a weird-looking shot is shaking the rafters of his home court.

lol dude for all his famous obnoxiousness hav u ever seen anyone lay garnett out - no u hav not - why because hes insane and everyones afraid of him - i mean anyones welcome to stand up for their poor tiny teammate at anytime - what no takers ok stfu xp

i like it when people act like kg was any different before he won something