09 playoffs thread

joe you will never live down getting pwnd by bo jackson overdrive - learn to love

the pwning is such a small insignificant part of that horrible day - thats what ilx can never understand

but srsly tom brady was obv totally fucked up and in the hospital - it was so obv from the opening snap i was like o jeez - i know this might fuck w/the helmet catch narrative and i am sorry - i mean great epic upset and all but there were at least some rational causes to it

im sorry for your losses - <3

that and the pats O line was all impostors or hypnotized or something

btw josh smith just needs to be able to play power forward all the time w/like some big hulk dude at center - ask ak47 what its like to look like u should be able to play sf when u really cant

sorry didn't mean to bring this up again joe

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its cool i mean i pretty much broke up w/the pats and am moved on - i knew i never shouldve trusted them considering how they treated me as a kid

omg the lebron highlights from tonight :O

yea dude there's no way anybody's getting in the cavs way this year

based on the highlights atl didnt even try to tonight

btw u guys following this nowitzki to wed con lady story

After acknowledging that he's "going through a tough time in my personal life right now," Dallas Mavericks forward Dirk Nowitzki insisted Thursday that his teammates needn't worry about the arrest of a woman at his home affecting his performance for the rest of the Mavericks' second-round series with the Denver Nuggets.

On Wednesday morning, while the Mavericks were flying back from Denver after a Game 2 loss that dropped them into a 2-0 series hole, Dallas police officers went to Nowitzki's house to arrest Cristal Taylor after confirming the existence of warrants for her arrest in Texas and Missouri, according to Dallas Police Department spokesman Lt. Andrew Harvey.

Sources close to the situation confirmed to ESPN.com the warrants were discovered when Nowitzki's team of legal advisers hired a private investigator to research Taylor's background. Two Dallas television stations (KXTA-TV and WFAA-TV) have reported Taylor to be Nowitzki's fiancée.

She was booked into jail Wednesday as Cristal Taylor, but authorities in both states have linked numerous aliases to the 37-year-old, including Crystal Ann Taylor, Christian Julie Wellington, Christian B. Travino, Crystal Nobles, Christy Nobles, Kristi Briana Westerhauf, Cristal Taylor Westerhaus, Christa A. Westerhays, Deborah Jackson, Shana Mancini, Crista Santiago, Crystal Ann Santiago, Crystall Ann Taylor and Kristin L. Rogers.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/2009/news/story?id=4150488

props to his people for the due diligence

apparently not before she became pregnant tho http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/05/720-Crystal.embedded.prod_affiliate.58.jpg uh oh

http://deadspin.com/5244391/the-dirk-nowitzki-saga-takes-a-not-unexpected-twist

lol yes i am following - a whole new side of dirk - can't really tell if it intensifies his bitch assedness or not but i def like him more now that he's marrying a con woman

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/05/dirkfacebook.jpg happier tymes

RIP

lol @ that being video from facebook btw - there is video of dirk nowitzki and his grifter fiance w/ 12 names on facebook - *the world*

btw shes not even hot - maybe that was part of the appeal tho - like im just going to have a normal lyfe here i dont hav to be a millionaire giant foreigner all the time i can just be a guy w/a standard looking wife and we can hang out at home watching cable

his friends were like uh i think this bitch is crazy dude and he was all im just trying to be a happy normal cant u let me hav that - then his pro people were all ah fuck it were calling the p.i. - she prob made the fatal mistake of trying to separate them from his money

her: u dont need them lets just put all the $$$ in a joint checking account

them: o u r so dead lady

well since she's pregnant she succeeded

dirk is finally an NBA player tho rite

except shes a felon and prob will hav her parental rights revoked totally - prob be able to stalk dirks emotions and bank account for years to come regardless tho - i guess it could be a win from her pov

lol tru xp

her and hipster grifter need a reality show pronto - i wonder if this woman "has" cancer

"now i know how shawn kemp feels /13"

yeah im sure larry johnson is sitting around like "aw isn't this cute"

"i never knew he had it in him" "i didnt impregnate a certified con lady until my 5th kid"

still would like an explanation on how one can get fouled on an uncontested dunk

hopefully this'll help dirk reconsider and find a nice german supermodel to settle down with

well since she's pregnant she succeeded

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dirk is finally an NBA player tho rite

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lol

re: j-smoove, the failed between the legs dunk was actually one of the less egregious things i've seen him do. i think for me the overarching theme of what should've been a delightful season was how much i hate this giant idiot lazy manbaby - when he's on he does a lot to help the team win, but most of the time you are just gonna see this guy out there not giving a motherFUCK, and for some of the things he is awesome at (one of the weirdest skillsets in the league) he is equally horrible at a shitload of stuff including anything that involves him touching the ball while more than 5 feet from the hoop.

also it just kinda drives me nuts how much shit joe johnson gets in this town - it's asinine to punish this guy for not being wade or lebron just because he's the team's default 'star'

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/Diggle/flagrante.jpg

not on R

borderline!

didn't know that about dirk, that sux he's prob the only mav i like. she is heinous looking too

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So with the Cavs all elevating their game, does anybody have the potential to emerge from the seafoam like Rondo? Or even Perk? Not really right? I mean we know who these guys are, they're just playing at a high level. Mo's Mo, Z's old, Wally ... has a post game, apparently ... Delonte?

z is still v effective - shockingly so for a lol hueg guy w/early career foot issues - the wonder of medical science

whatevs tho the cavs are just rolling no one is going to touch them - super sad the celtics checked out w/injuries cause that wouldve been an enormous epic series

Don't sleep on Daniel "Boobie" Gibson...oh wait that was two years ago

That reminds me, Rondo needs a nickname ASAP

rondo is already a pretty amazing name

Yeah but how many punny headlines can you make with that?

RAGE ON RONDO

Ron-do's and Ron-don'ts

Raj-on: Apply directly to the forehead

rondown

the rajon cajun

curious to see what rondo can do v lol anthony johnson 2nite

johnson is an underrated defender looooooooooooooooooooooooool

just checked the magics roster and looks like we might be in store of some tyronn lue 2nite - yikes thats a steep drop off from jameer nelson