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My mum was a barmaid in more than a few of the local pubs that Martin helped out of their misery in the 90's. I'd like to think she might have pulled a pint or two for Nairn when he was filming in the area. Because he did film a couple of 100 yards away from The Burns Tavern where she worked at the time. Nairn would have fucking hated Wetherspoons and Tim Martin with a visceral passion!

calzino, Friday, 21 July 2017 14:17 (six years ago) link

Seriously , the south of the UK is incredible. Men who voted Brexit trying citizen arrest 11 year olds. Amazing pic.twitter.com/nhAZlYIpTL

— Dale (@DaleRobertsDR) July 23, 2017

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 23 July 2017 19:41 (six years ago) link

ah middle England, god's own country

In Search of the Turricle's Navel (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 July 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link

i'm having this one before anybody else gets any ideas

put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 July 2017 21:05 (six years ago) link

anyone exhibiting my man's puffed up sense of entitlement and acting like such a prick wouldn't last very long where I live. Some people act like they have never been in a police cell before!

I was having a conversation with my brother about this after his posho old neighbour tried to attack him. They were have a border dispute and I probably made the situation worse by putting up a big wooden fence + padlocked gate over the disputed border for him. People on council estates tend to have a better sense of the possible dire consequences of escalating situations and an aversion to getting the police involved for every argument, or ending up in cells. Well, this is my flimsy homegrown theory, and is subject to being completely wrong sometimes.

calzino, Sunday, 23 July 2017 22:08 (six years ago) link

I think your guess that he doesn't live on a council estate is accurate, what do you reckon?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/24/get-ready-die-video-shows-tv-producer-shocking-road-rage-incident/

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Monday, 24 July 2017 11:33 (six years ago) link

lol! beautiful.

calzino, Monday, 24 July 2017 11:39 (six years ago) link

Not only are BBC employees overpaid, they're dangerous.

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Monday, 24 July 2017 11:40 (six years ago) link

the fergus beeley GiS page is fun:

2 days ago:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFRgxXwXcAAaC1k.jpg

14 hrs ago:
http://i3.bristolpost.co.uk/incoming/article231739.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200/Fergus-Beeley.jpg

mark s, Monday, 24 July 2017 11:44 (six years ago) link

state-subsidized cocaine is a helluva drug

put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 July 2017 11:46 (six years ago) link

i think it's time we faced the truth: men in mustard trousers and pink shirts have ruined this country

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 24 July 2017 11:50 (six years ago) link

3. (2) Add: 3. (2) (ii)

Gsw. 1985 Michael Munro The Patter 10:
beelin Absolutely furious: 'Mind the aul man dizny get ye — he's beelin the night.' Also used to describe a spot, boil, etc., that is full of pus

wm.Sc. 1985 Liz Lochhead Tartuffe 19:
Ah'm fair beelin'
At no bein' able to say whit Ah'm feelin'.

Gsw. 1987 Peter Mason C'mon Geeze Yer Patter! 51:
Ma mither wis beelin when the auld man came hame paralitic. My mother was very angry when my father came home drunk.

Gsw. 1988 Scotsman 28 Feb 12:
"Ats right hen, so it is, nae wunner the Embra foaks is aw beelin"

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Monday, 24 July 2017 11:50 (six years ago) link

how did the telegraph manage to avoid putting an estimate of the value of fergus beeley's house in that piece tom posted? shockingly lax journalism there

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 24 July 2017 11:53 (six years ago) link

info coded into the distance from said house that david somerset duke of beaufort kennels three of his packs of hounds

there's an app you can download

mark s, Monday, 24 July 2017 11:58 (six years ago) link

If i had a cat I would call her Liz Lochhead Tartuffe

Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Monday, 24 July 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link

Weird editing on this advert, the way the camera lingers on James Whale a few nanoseconds too long at the end of each of his scenes makes it slightly disturbing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZyNUDAEE6Y

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:04 (six years ago) link

... put this on here because I believe this is where Pimlico Plumbers made their grand entrance on ILX.

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:06 (six years ago) link

Fuck me, they actually have proper NIC electrical accreditation now, going up in the world! Charlie han't been a totally happy plumber this year. He lost a high profile Employment Tribunal and was whinging about the High Court ruling on legal reform aid the other week. It is hard out there for a millionaire Tory donor, held together by botox.

calzino, Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:41 (six years ago) link

He also financed Gina Miller's anti-Brexit campaign, which hasn't done him any favours with his natural constituency...

http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/news/article-4167438/I-live-abuse-Brexit-says-millionaire.html

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:51 (six years ago) link

... put this on here because I believe this is where Pimlico Plumbers made their grand entrance on ILX.

nah, i distinctly recall being in london last year, seeing a pinlico plumbers van and being like 'oh aye that's that prick from the ilx politics thread'

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 30 July 2017 12:44 (six years ago) link

http://blogs.bath.ac.uk/iprblog/2017/08/01/im-not-english-oh-yes-you-are/

a good article (which I don't agree with) about leftist distate for englishness

ogmor, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 14:13 (six years ago) link

^^^barnett is almost always worthwhile but yikes at calling benedict anderson ben, this will not stand

mark s, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link

Is Paul Mason anti-Brexit?

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 14:41 (six years ago) link

I think he warily accepts it

ogmor, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 14:46 (six years ago) link

Their immediate island neighbours were recruited into what became a joint project: the British, not the English Empire.

Recruited in the 18th/19th century sense of being either bribed or press ganged.

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link

AB's argt is i think* that since PM is unwilling to acknowledge he's english he MUST be anti-brexit in the sense that brexit conceives itself

(which seems to me the nub and also the flaw of the essay, which covers a lot of extremely interesting ground -- the mob he cites, benEDICT anderson and tom nairn et al -- were/are all very good in detail (hence undeluded) on the specifics of how Gt Britain had fashioned its sense of itself, w/o ever being very good on what could be done abt this

(my own gloomy opinion: nothing can be done abt it from within, we have to take the lumps the once-invaded world -- or anyway the three quarters once painted red -- hurls at us, until they tire of this and we work out what shape we've ended up)

*i need to read it again though

mark s, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link

the article almost seems to be arguing that the current world system is english british and that all other national identities were forged in reaction to it

ogmor, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 15:35 (six years ago) link

something not unlike that was more or less the new left review's position in the 70s and 80s: that modern nationalism emerged as a counter-hegemonic activity on the colonial peripheries first (in particular the americas in the 18th century), before it fully developed in europe (in the 19th century)

^^^very over-simplified and i forget how this analysis was applied in the far east re e.g. japan in particular: benedict anderson's expertise was very tied up in his knowledge of the story of indonesia over the last 3 centuries

mark s, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 15:54 (six years ago) link

perry anderson's newest book is abt hegemony, isn't it? the h word: the peripeteia* of hegemony

*lol this is just PA's shtick now, like rod hull and emu

mark s, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link

xp it has an instinctive appeal in explaining why englishness seems so alien to the english but it's about as anglocentric as you can get

ogmor, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link

oddly enough they began exploring this material as a way of explaining why, unlike other nations, england (real or otherwise) had never had a revolution: the exceptionalism is apparently all too transferrable

of course i think it has had THREE revolutions but you and i differ on this :)

mark s, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 16:10 (six years ago) link

maybe one extended revolution which was ultimately not dissimilar to France's in terms of where the power went

my difficulty with any version of the phrase "healthy patriotism" makes it very hard to agree with much that Barnett says in that essay

put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 16:16 (six years ago) link

The men were arrested on 26 August 2016 after a bag of weapons, including a pipe bomb, an air pistol and a meat cleaver with the word kafir (unbeliever) scratched on it, were found under the driver’s seat of Ali’s car. In Aziz’s car they found a samurai sword bought from a sex shop in Stoke for £20.

thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:11 (six years ago) link

"now that's a big chopper"

put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:13 (six years ago) link

who knew the people of stoke were so sexually adventurous

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:14 (six years ago) link

when the only people you get it on with are close family you have to do something to liven it up

put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:18 (six years ago) link

also who knew samurai swords were so reasonably-priced

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:19 (six years ago) link

Austerity Britain.

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:23 (six years ago) link

you used to be able to kick a ball-gag in the street

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:25 (six years ago) link

is this england? idk. who cares

update from the local: an auld lad has taken €100 bets he can fit through a bar stool pic.twitter.com/Yk1tzbXQr5

— Thomas (@heytk_) August 14, 2017

, Monday, 14 August 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link

The bet is in Euros so Ireland.

Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Monday, 14 August 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link

Idk where it is I'd take that bet in a heartbeat

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link

yeah, that's easy money right there

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 August 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link

oh really

what a man pic.twitter.com/bOb6t9HVW9

— Thomas (@heytk_) August 14, 2017

Number None, Monday, 14 August 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link

fuck

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 August 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link

lergend

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 14 August 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link

I don't need to look at anything else but his face to let you know that's an irishman

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Monday, 14 August 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link

LOL

Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Monday, 14 August 2017 20:16 (six years ago) link

posts like that make me proud to be 2nd gen Irish debris

calzino, Monday, 14 August 2017 20:28 (six years ago) link


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