HBO's adaptation of Game of Thrones - Thread 2. There are a lot of nerds.

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I can't really tell with Coster-Waldau anymore. Jamie's character has been totally pointless since they decided to turn him into a rapist (and generally pathetic loser) for no apparent reason

he might actually have the best story arc in the books too

Number None, Monday, 31 July 2017 22:43 (six years ago) link

oh ffs still with the rapist thing? he's not. he is boring though, bc like almost everyone now he has no personal objective that sets him in any interesting opposition to anyone else we (or even better he) care/s about.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 31 July 2017 23:03 (six years ago) link

Y'all are weird. I find Jamie very intersting!

sarahell, Monday, 31 July 2017 23:16 (six years ago) link

seems 2 me they're setting jaime up to be a good guy

, Monday, 31 July 2017 23:21 (six years ago) link

yeah, he's just had a longer, slower character development ... he's definitely going to do something important, but it isn't obvious yet, as opposed to most of the other characters on the show.

sarahell, Monday, 31 July 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link

maybe he pulls a Theon, and instead of doing "the right thing," he avoids it -- but it's just weird the way that some of you complain both about things being too obvious and being too boring (i.e. subtle).

sarahell, Monday, 31 July 2017 23:29 (six years ago) link

Lena Headey was great this episode

nomar, Monday, 31 July 2017 23:31 (six years ago) link

yeah, he's just had a longer, slower character development ... he's definitely going to do something important, but it isn't obvious yet, as opposed to most of the other characters on the show.

― sarahell, Monday, July 31, 2017 11:27 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gonna add 'queenslayer' to his list of informal titles, imo

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 31 July 2017 23:33 (six years ago) link

to avoid confusion, will have to space it out from 'queenlayer' on his resume

Gaspard de la Nuit: III. ScarJost (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 31 July 2017 23:44 (six years ago) link

if Jamie kills her, it will be too much like a movie that already exists

Gaspard de la Nuit: III. ScarJost (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 31 July 2017 23:47 (six years ago) link

Y'all are weird. I find Jamie very intersting!

― sarahell, Monday, July 31, 2017

he used to be! just needs to get an agenda and arc of his own again.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 31 July 2017 23:52 (six years ago) link

Yeah, narrative symmetry pretty obviously calls for Jaime to kill Cersei after she goes full-on Mad Queen

Dan I., Tuesday, 1 August 2017 00:16 (six years ago) link

But it's game of thrones so maybe they'll try to invert that expectation?

Dan I., Tuesday, 1 August 2017 00:17 (six years ago) link

I can't complain about Jamie, everything makes sense right now.

Good recovery from last week's episode. Liked Tyrion saying "I'd never do that... to you"

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 00:37 (six years ago) link

Hoping for an episode to focus on how dragonglass is mined, the obtaining of workers skilled in the extraction industry, and the prospect of a miner's strike!

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 00:47 (six years ago) link

when did bran turn into april's creepy friend orin from parks & rec?

https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/parksandrecreation/images/1/16/Orin.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111127213442

Many men scream death (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 02:45 (six years ago) link

Yeah, narrative symmetry pretty obviously calls for Jaime to kill Cersei after she goes full-on Mad Queen

― Dan I., Monday, July 31, 2017 7:16 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my guess would be more along the lines of a situation where he allows eg arya to kill her

gbx, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 03:33 (six years ago) link

I get the sense that Indira Varma might actually be the most badly-used actor in the series but it's difficult to tell seeing as literally everything about her character and the way it's been written/directed has been entirely one-note and terrible. Superb last scene for her though, mostly down to Cersei, but what was the point of the whole Dorne plotline if that's the end of it? Either that or the showrunners finally admitted it was a turkey and did the decent thing.

The show's treatment of its non-white characters in general has been woeful, not necessarily their fates or whatever but just the sheer laziness at not bothering to give them more than one dimension. The actors playing Missandei and Grey Worm are probably better than the material allows as well.

More generally there's something faintly silly about the way in which the show has been ripping through its deadwood characters. The beginning of this season and the end of the last have been like Transformers The Movie or some shit. At least Diana Rigg got a good send-off (and the fact that the Lannisters now control the food supply, with Winterfell running out, is going to be significant).

All of which sounds like I didn't enjoy that episode but I really did, but then I've always viewed it as being hugely entertaining schlocky bollocks and don't really care whether it mirrors the author's vision or whatever.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 08:45 (six years ago) link

Superb last scene for her though, mostly down to Cersei, but what was the point of the whole Dorne plotline if that's the end of it? Either that or the showrunners finally admitted it was a turkey and did the decent thing.

why would that be the end of it? even during the scene i thought it was incredibly silly of cersei to assume that not killing her enemy would mean eternal imprisonment, in a world with a diff king/queen every five minutes.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 09:55 (six years ago) link

Missandei is a Hollyoaks alum. I think this is her level

Number None, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 10:24 (six years ago) link

she never seemed too bad until the announcement stuff, prob can blame the script.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 10:54 (six years ago) link

I wish her and Dany had different accents. French would be good.

nashwan, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 10:59 (six years ago) link

Missandei is a Hollyoaks alum. I think this is her level

she is also real bad in the fast and furious movies fwiw

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 11:06 (six years ago) link

I don't think the Dornish women are going yet.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 11:18 (six years ago) link

Haha Davos asking Missandei what her exotic accent is like she doesn't talk in the same English RP as half of the cast

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 11:43 (six years ago) link

all of that stuff was so terrible. i mean i get it's just jolly scene setting and i can forgive it but still so cringey.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 12:36 (six years ago) link

it's like they spent five mins answering the question "what might the onion knight say to missandei, if they found themselves having some small talk"

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 12:36 (six years ago) link

lol @ Orin

kinder, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 13:07 (six years ago) link

so much of this is now "My name is ____ and here is what happened to me in the last 6 seasons. I am in character and talking to someone I haven't met or barely know so I get to talk about things I've talked about before with different people."

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 13:12 (six years ago) link

the rest of the series should be Jon running into the characters he hasn't shared the screen with yet and trying to tell them about the army of the dead. Then everyone dies.

President Keyes, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 13:16 (six years ago) link

Matt DC - don't worry the authors original vision is pretty schlocky too

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 13:39 (six years ago) link

I liked the JRPG busywork bit where Jon is advised to have conversations with the townsfolk to find out more about Dany or whatever

Then subsequent teasing of a mission where Dany must ride out on a dragon and destroy 8/8 enemy boats

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 13:42 (six years ago) link

I'm looking forward to all the Stark kids being together, saying "isn't is really unlikely we would all have survived? It's odd, right?".

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link

Sansa forgot about Bran and he was left by the tree all night. A knackered beyond repair Meera pretended not to hear his distant pleas for assistance.

nashwan, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link

bran is basically the only guy in the world that's online

ogmor, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 14:34 (six years ago) link

Jon in some city in the south holding a cardboard sign:

THE END IS NIGH-
T KING ATTACKING!

Evan, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 14:35 (six years ago) link

sgt biscuit otm

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 14:52 (six years ago) link

I know this has been covered but what's the difference between Wights and White Walkers again?

kinder, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 15:10 (six years ago) link

the wights are the zombies, the white walkers are the evil blue dudes

rock and roll tucci coo (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 15:12 (six years ago) link

oh hang on http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Wights
so Wights are zombie pawns and White Walkers are their magic bosses

xp thanks!

kinder, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link

Superb last scene for her though, mostly down to Cersei, but what was the point of the whole Dorne plotline if that's the end of it? Either that or the showrunners finally admitted it was a turkey and did the decent thing.

why would that be the end of it? even during the scene i thought it was incredibly silly of cersei to assume that not killing her enemy would mean eternal imprisonment, in a world with a diff king/queen every five minutes.

― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, August 1, 2017 10:55 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Robin will come and save her in the knick of time or she'll use her bat-chain puller or something.

Shat Parp (dog latin), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link

I liked the JRPG busywork bit where Jon is advised to have conversations with the townsfolk to find out more about Dany or whatever

Then subsequent teasing of a mission where Dany must ride out on a dragon and destroy 8/8 enemy boats

imo talking to everyone in town is like a JRPG, but destroying 8/8 enemy boats is more like a western RPG. maybe the writers were trying to symbolize the meeting of essos and westeros in the show

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 15:53 (six years ago) link

The dialogue is so lazy now in this last episode; the characters kept using anachronistic phrases (the last I remember was "failure of imagination") that made it seem like the writers aren't putting much effort anymore.

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link

why did that tree have a face? is that just supposed to be in Bran's weirdo 3 eyed raven world or what?

akm, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:59 (six years ago) link

that tree has always had a face.

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link

The Trees with faces are holy for the old gods, who the North still believe in

Speaking of Robin, what happened to everyone from the Vale?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 19:05 (six years ago) link

they're still at winterfell. It was one of the Vale Lords who got schooled by Sansa re: leather linings on the breastplates.

Max-Headroom-drops-a-deuce-while-shredding (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 19:10 (six years ago) link

fwiw Michael Harriot's recaps on The Root have been really good in my wypipo opinion

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 19:24 (six years ago) link

This thread is like a GoT bucket brigade where everyone fills in each other with the details they missed while they were tweeting or taking a piss break during the episode.

Evan, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link

Isn't that most of the tv series threads?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 19:45 (six years ago) link


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