HBO's adaptation of Game of Thrones - Thread 2. There are a lot of nerds.

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admittedly looking forward to the PS4 action adventure based on the last couple seasons. 15,000 pieces of gold unlocks Beric's flame sword

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 07:28 (six years ago) link

Can we start a final thread and call it "whinging is here"

As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 07:36 (six years ago) link

i notice the challenge is unmet!

btw why are you awake? :)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 07:37 (six years ago) link

Jaime and Oleanna at Highgarden was probably the best of the 'talking' scenes so far this season.

AlanSmithee, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 08:20 (six years ago) link

So, we're Simpsons-ing this show now are we.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 08:27 (six years ago) link

This show was better when that guy used to say hodor

President Keyes, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 08:52 (six years ago) link

I was just late nite fartposting, sorry. btw why am I still awake :(

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 12:20 (six years ago) link

admittedly looking forward to the PS4 action adventure based on the last couple seasons. 15,000 pieces of gold unlocks Beric's flame sword

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 08:28

I hope not. Recently saw gameplay trailers for a new Lord Of The Rings game complete with dialogue determined to make the experience mundane. Made me sad even after all the insane merchandising LotR has had.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 12:36 (six years ago) link

I dunno, maybe dragons are just really fast, who cares.

Yeah is it concievable they could go as fast as planes? In which case the flight would've taken 5-6 hours, based on GRRM saying Westeros is about the size of South America. There have been far more egregious plot holes.

chap, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 12:41 (six years ago) link

Maybe they exude a forcefield that would protect the rider from the resulting G Force or whatever you call the pressure resulting from air hitting you in the face at that speed.

& I thought that everybody up to thhe invention of the steam train thought that there were limits to how fast you could travel healthily.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 12:49 (six years ago) link

People are speculating that GRRM is pretty cold on what's happening this season. Probably spending all his time revising to make sure all character mileage and travel expenses are documented.

President Keyes, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 12:54 (six years ago) link

Game of Soup and Bedpans

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 12:59 (six years ago) link

I thought that everybody up to thhe invention of the steam train thought that there were limits to how fast you could travel healthily.

Possibly in our world. Doesn't mean the same is true in Westeros.

chap, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 13:07 (six years ago) link

Yeah is it concievable they could go as fast as planes?

No, it's not inconceivable. But they would have to show it. Anything is possible if we just say 'a wizard did it'. But that makes a worse show.

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 13:09 (six years ago) link

We're not saying 'a wizard dd it'. We're saying, 'these dragons, which have already been shown as being able to fly quite fast, can fly really fast'.

chap, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 13:59 (six years ago) link

the dragons can fly backward in time, like in the second 'dragonlance' trilogy maybe

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:01 (six years ago) link

Westeros has a high altitude super fast air-current which flows in a narrow loop from north to south and back again. It's called Jon's Raven's News Round.

Shat Parp (dog latin), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link

Did we ever get any hint at how fast the ravens travel? Messages sent by Raven always seemed to get around pretty fast. I would assume a dragon is faster.

silverfish, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link

dragon do a lot more circling and showing off

President Keyes, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:16 (six years ago) link

i'll post this again

https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/6u75t3/lets_do_the_math_on_how_long_it_would_take_a/

dan selzer, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:17 (six years ago) link

Damn I forgot about the raven having to get to Dragonstone too. I contend a dragon would travel much faster than a raven though.

chap, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

i am v cool with ppl not caring about how dumb it was, but ppl trying to prove it wasn't dumb is fucking ridiculous

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link

I think it was dumb, but I think it can be waved away just about convincingly. And I enjoy wasting time figuring out the speed of fictional animals and stuff. Other things bother me far more about GoT at the moment, eg terrible dialogue and really weird pacing.

chap, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:35 (six years ago) link

yeah, all the logistics of these things can be explained away and I don't think the show necessarily has to explain it to the viewer.

What bothers me way more is a bunch of characters who are supposed to be smart making a series of dumb decisions just so the show can introduce an ice dragon. This is the kind of stuff that did not happen in seasons 1-4.

silverfish, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:40 (six years ago) link

I mean, above all my issue is that the dialogue has gotten fucking awful, or I've only just started noticing that it's awful. The opening 10 mins of Sunday's ep were painful.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:41 (six years ago) link

probably just remaking the same points but i think point is the show taught us to care about these minutiae for 4-5 seasons then told us to piss in the wind for the last 2

, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:47 (six years ago) link

going to beautifully harmonious with grrm dying and some hack fantasy jobber finishing the books

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:53 (six years ago) link

is that the view on how wheel of time played out?

, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link

This thread has turned into

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/H4_9kDO3q0w/hqdefault.jpg

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 15:00 (six years ago) link

xp i have no idea tbh but the guy who finished those is decent in his own right at least. jokes aside i am sure they would get someone passable in.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 15:00 (six years ago) link

re: the dragons, it also feels like HBO paid $20 million for a dragon model they can insert to any scene at will and the people who did it for them said "if you think that's cool, check out this skin that makes it look like an ice dragon - we just need to flip this switch" and HBO said cool how can we get this onto the show.

, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 15:01 (six years ago) link

looking on the bright side, I fucking love the Beric actor's voice so much. It's a kind of voice you don't hear onscreen anymore; he sounds like he could be delivering the omens in some late Hammer or Tigon pastoral horror film.

harbinger of failure (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 15:03 (six years ago) link

would speculate D&D own a gravy stained napkin that reads

ice dragon!
aunt and nephew bone
george sam becomes king

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 15:06 (six years ago) link

otm about Beric's voice.

mizzell, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 15:08 (six years ago) link

looking on the bright side, I fucking love the Beric actor's voice so much. It's a kind of voice you don't hear onscreen anymore; he sounds like he could be delivering the omens in some late Hammer or Tigon pastoral horror film.

― harbinger of failure (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, August 23, 2017 10:03 AM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

then you'll love Fortitude

gbx, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 15:12 (six years ago) link

Apparently there's a high rising airstream that runs in a tight loop North to South of Westeros. It's called Jon's Raven's News Round.

Shat Parp (dog latin), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link

Westeros has a high altitude super fast air-current which flows in a narrow loop from north to south and back again. It's called Jon's Raven's News Round.

A+++++++

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link

oops. didn't realise i already posted that. bah

Shat Parp (dog latin), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 15:15 (six years ago) link

jokes are always better the second time round, eh?

Shat Parp (dog latin), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link

Like last night's takeaway curry leftovers for breakfast.

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link

yeah Beric's voice is pretty awesome, hope he hangs onto that one life for awhile.

nomar, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link

given that there's not much logic or consistency with accents on the show it's lame when irish actors can't use their own accents (roose the only exception i think?) but funny that beric & davos have two of the best accents

ogmor, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 16:10 (six years ago) link

Davos' Geordie twang is excellent, but makes zero sense as every other poor King's Landinger has a cockney-ish accent.

chap, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 16:14 (six years ago) link

that scene posted above is really good but also reminds me that those were/are two of the best actors on the show--and most of the younger cast really falls flat for me. i can't remember if i liked the actor who played robb or not. i know it was necessary but they killed off so many of the best actors: charles dance, diana rigg, the guy who played stannis, even oberyn and joffrey! that kid was great.

of course this sort of thing would matter far less if the plotting/narrative was more satisfying.

ryan, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link

the characters that i enjoy at this point are basically the hound and davos. cersei was great until recently but it feels like her arc ended last season and now she's just big boss.

ryan, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link

i can't remember if i liked the actor who played robb or not

Me neither; speaks volumes.

chap, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 16:24 (six years ago) link

I mean, above all my issue is that the dialogue has gotten fucking awful

QFT

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 16:30 (six years ago) link

second the recommendation for all Beric lovers to watch Fortititude which is insane.

ian, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link

Is the only reason they are wrapping things up so quickly that they don't want to have to renegotiate contracts? Seems like this show would have benefited from another season or two.

DJI, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link

is s2 of Fortitude any good? I liked s1 but felt it might have been better off as a mini.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 17:10 (six years ago) link


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