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― pplains, Sunday, 17 September 2017 00:08 (six years ago) link
Ok lol
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 September 2017 04:25 (six years ago) link
O_o
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 September 2017 02:51 (six years ago) link
Hot
― El Tomboto, Monday, 18 September 2017 03:04 (six years ago) link
wow
― k3vin k., Monday, 18 September 2017 03:11 (six years ago) link
that truly is a pro tip
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 18 September 2017 03:50 (six years ago) link
I seriously considered purchasing magnetic eyelashes the day
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Monday, 18 September 2017 07:21 (six years ago) link
Your phone should be able to fit in your mouth! If it doesn't, bring it back to the phone store for a replacement. #oralfixation #protip
― faculty w1fe (silby), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 22:55 (five years ago) link
infinite free drinks at fast food places if you just have the restaurant cup - yes this is technically stealing but i have never gotten caught in weeks
easier if there is a back door entrance to slide in through the side
― Ross, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 22:59 (five years ago) link
b-b-b-but you shouldn't really drink a lot of soda?
― niels, Thursday, 30 August 2018 17:23 (five years ago) link
brb, heading to the apple store to attempt to shove each of the demo phones into my mouth
― Dan I., Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:20 (five years ago) link
you can use a 3D printer to make prop phones at home and test how those fit in your mouth without leaving the house!
― Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:25 (five years ago) link
When you say "in my mouth" do you mean the whole thing? Because
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link
and by "in my mouth" do you really mean in my mouth or...
― Dan I., Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link