true but that said i'm p sure there is not one documented case of it actually wrecking a foundation
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 8 October 2017 22:57 (six years ago) link
When people are charging £1500 to kill a small patch of weed, it is probably a handy myth. If I'd have got obsessed with it I would have just dug like fuck with a pickax + shovel until every last root was gone. I don't really buy this guy's suicide note and explanation for murder.
― calzino, Sunday, 8 October 2017 23:10 (six years ago) link
jesus that's some awful story, it's the perfume bottle detail that gives it a proper Real England tragic flavour.
― piscesx, Sunday, 8 October 2017 23:11 (six years ago) link
inventive excuse for murdering somebody
― estela, Sunday, 8 October 2017 23:31 (six years ago) link
yeah, that story is now officially in my soul for good, jesus christ
omg estela ffs lol
― imago, Sunday, 8 October 2017 23:31 (six years ago) link
― calzino, Sunday, October 8, 2017 11:10 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I choose to believe the note because of the unbearably sad notion of the ever-growing weed as metaphor for it growing over his brain, smothering his him. Last drop 'Falling down' style.
Also, lol Estela.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 8 October 2017 23:40 (six years ago) link
"Jane and I were a very private couple, we chose to have no real friends, just enjoying each other."But the despair has got so bad that I have killed her, as I did not want her to be alone without income when I killed myself."
Sigh, one of these fucking guys
― めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Monday, 9 October 2017 00:43 (six years ago) link
such a thoughtful chap
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 October 2017 09:08 (six years ago) link
killing your wife because of your impending japanese-knotweed-related suicide: insecure or thoughtful?
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 October 2017 09:09 (six years ago) link
he saved her the bother of having to make a decision about it
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 October 2017 09:12 (six years ago) link
he sat with the body for two days? must've smelled like a chanel house in there
― plp will eat itself (NickB), Monday, 9 October 2017 09:37 (six years ago) link
nice
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 October 2017 10:23 (six years ago) link
https://d26dzxoao6i3hh.cloudfront.net/items/1v3p362Q2T2d06400b3M/realengland.jpg
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 October 2017 10:41 (six years ago) link
Liver so sage
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 9 October 2017 10:46 (six years ago) link
(love the photo)
pressed veal is the archeological find here imo
― mark s, Monday, 9 October 2017 10:50 (six years ago) link
from cooks.com:
PRESSED VEAL
2 lbs. veal1 lb. pork (fresh lean)
or
3 lbs veal2 lbs pork
Do not chop. Put on to boil and cover with water; boil until only 1 cup of liquid remains.
Pull apart with a fork and pack into a small bread tin. Season with salt and pepper and onion juice, if desired.
Cover with oil paper and press with a flat iron.
This is a very old recipe passed down from Minnesota relatives.
Submitted by: Emma Walsh
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 October 2017 10:54 (six years ago) link
i sometimes make a terrine which is a fancier version of this but i never use veal as nowhere sells it any longer
― mark s, Monday, 9 October 2017 10:57 (six years ago) link
Waitrose sells veal.
― kim jong deal (suzy), Monday, 9 October 2017 11:23 (six years ago) link
What is 'onion juice'? I can make an educated guess, but suspect I'll be wrong.
― Dan Worsley, Monday, 9 October 2017 11:24 (six years ago) link
if you put an onion or five through a blender and then press the resulting paste through a fine sieve then i suspect that is what we are after
― imago, Monday, 9 October 2017 12:11 (six years ago) link
one for the troo headz there
― imago, Monday, 9 October 2017 12:12 (six years ago) link
Their bodies were discovered at their £170,000 home
fuck you, the Telegraph
― kinder, Monday, 9 October 2017 21:11 (six years ago) link
quite. still laughing at Tracer Hand's emoji story here.
― Fizzles, Monday, 9 October 2017 21:15 (six years ago) link
the ritual declaration of the house price reminds me a bit of medieval deathbot's ritual declaration of the weapon price
A stranger, killed in 1363 by Henry Gibel, who did strike him in the body with a knife. The knife was worth one penny.— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) June 23, 2015
― mark s, Monday, 9 October 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link
that valuation might be a little optimistic what with the knotweed and the murder-suicide
― plp will eat itself (NickB), Monday, 9 October 2017 21:32 (six years ago) link
imagine the indignity of getting killed by a very heavy sheaf of wheat back then.
― calzino, Monday, 9 October 2017 21:33 (six years ago) link
Did we ever have
Find The Bastard Who Shat Down My Chimney!
http://www.infiniteunknown.net/2015/02/28/find-the-bastard-who-shat-down-my-chimney/
― めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Sunday, 15 October 2017 13:45 (six years ago) link
oops sorry for bad formatting
― めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Sunday, 15 October 2017 13:46 (six years ago) link
@Joey7Barton Hi Joey. My names Shaun Williamson. I used to play Barry Evans in Eastenders. Can I send you a private message please?— Shaun Williamson (@ShaunWilliamson) October 18, 2017
― ||||||||, Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link
lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link
Expect to see him in the next Morrissey video.
― Dan Worsley, Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link
Haha
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 19 October 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link
Williamson looking for a good betting quote
https://www.theguardian.com/education/2017/oct/21/collapsing-wakefield-city-academies-trust-asset-stripped-schools-millions-say-furious-parentsreal England baby, get used to it
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 21 October 2017 23:08 (six years ago) link
I got v little sympathy, every middle class parent in the country is dealing with the devil when it comes to secondary schools
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 October 2017 08:59 (six years ago) link
i'm wondering more how you raise 200K with bake sales...?
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 22 October 2017 10:00 (six years ago) link
still, the naked criminality is breathtaking imo
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 22 October 2017 10:01 (six years ago) link
I am going to abandon my plan to become a drug dealer and try and get into this academy school board of directors hustle. Far more lucrative, and probably almost zero chance of a prison sentence.
― calzino, Sunday, 22 October 2017 10:56 (six years ago) link
That article seems like it’s barely scratching the surface. No suggestion of fraud?!? Then where did the money go?
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 22 October 2017 14:16 (six years ago) link
Extremely real sounding hostage situation at bowling alley on Bermuda retail park Nuneaton happening now
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 October 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link
Bermuda Park leisure complex, rather
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 October 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link
Sounds like toxic masculinity at play rather than terrorism.
Asked if the gunman was known to staff at the bowling alley, he said: “We believe from what my manageress tells me that he is an ex-husband or a boyfriend of a member of staff. That is what I know. I can’t confirm that for definite.”
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/22/hostage-situation-reported-bermuda-park-nuneaton-retail-park-police-ongoing-situation
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 22 October 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link
I'm p comfortable calling most terrorism a subset of toxic masculinity tbh
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 22 October 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link
Not going to argue with that.
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 22 October 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link
Quoted tweet using cry-laugh emoji possibly realest thing about this situation, amidst stiff competition
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 October 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link
wrong cry-laugh emoji for perfect realness tbf
― imago, Sunday, 22 October 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/zwVZFPI.jpg
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Tuesday, 24 October 2017 12:00 (six years ago) link
https://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51y0pOqpCoL.jpghttps://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51j2W6Vd-EL._SY346_.jpghttps://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51uZ2edDdpL._SY346_.jpghttps://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51tv7plnzPL._SY346_.jpghttps://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51kRv55UJyL._AC_US327_QL65_.jpgall of these still better than offbeat childhood memoirs by bad, not funny comedians imo.
― calzino, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 08:09 (six years ago) link
deffo, i once went to the launch of one of these for Jackson's bakery and they gave me a model delivery van and all the red wine i could indiscreetly guzzle
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 08:56 (six years ago) link