Help, I'm trapped in an ivory tower! Or "what the fuck am i getting myself into with this academia stuff"

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my employer (one of my employers) is hiring for a fixed-term job like mine but better. it has some criteria that i could fail to meet or could be beaten out in by a better candidate, but it certainly seems ripe for the internal-hire-we-know-can-do-the-job scenario that is the adjunct's fantasy. (and i won't lose the job i do precariously have in any case.) so i'm gonna apply. but it's been so long since i applied for anything seriously that the prospect of shaping up my materials is anxiety-inducing.

j., Tuesday, 10 October 2017 22:15 (six years ago) link

nice. good luck! i've only intermittently looked at the MLA list this year. i actually feel relieved that there's almost nothing to apply to.

ryan, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link

onnee page teaching philosophy

onnnnneeeee

j., Tuesday, 10 October 2017 22:33 (six years ago) link

Good luck!

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 22:59 (six years ago) link

Anybody here do a music composition PhD? Were you glad you did it? Thinking of doing one.

mirostones, Sunday, 15 October 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.h-net.org/jobs/job_display.php?id=56015

The University of Wisconsin-Madison invites applications for a two-year postdoctoral fellowship on the Plantationocene sponsored by an Andrew W. Mellon Foundation Sawyer Seminar grant. In addition to pursuing her/his research, the Postdoctoral fellow will be in charge of administrating a seminar that will run from the spring of 2019 through the spring of 2020 working in collaboration with faculty seminar leaders (Monique Allewaert, Pablo Gómez, and Gregg Mitman). This seminar will gather scholars from a range of disciplines to explore and deepen the concept of the Plantationocene. We will attend to other recent ways of naming our epoch (Anthropocene, Capitalocene, Chthulucene) and interrogate the past and present of plantations: their materialities; the economic, ecological, and political transformations they wrought; and their significance to the making of human bodies, capitalism, and land over the course of four centuries.

Fredric Jameson termed this kind of thing "periodization."

ryan, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 18:33 (six years ago) link

attending to things, always a sign of a purposeless undertaking

j., Tuesday, 7 November 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link

don't forget "interrogate"

ryan, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link

deathofhumanitiesocene.

ryan, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link

Chthulucene
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jmm, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link

Wow

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 18:41 (six years ago) link

haha. that one is donna haraway's fault. (xpost)

there really is something to be said for doing work that tries to evade it's own memeification.

ryan, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 18:41 (six years ago) link

The elder gods cannot be periodized, come on.

jmm, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 18:43 (six years ago) link

taxing tuition remissions. as if we needed more rich kid professors. i wonder too if grad school applications would drop below the current acceptance threshold

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 20 November 2017 15:08 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

Just had a phone interview for a 'long term' position. I think it went ok?

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Monday, 29 January 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link

Best of luck, Sund4r.

pomenitul, Monday, 29 January 2018 21:17 (six years ago) link

Thx!

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 01:39 (six years ago) link

hiring for a fixed-term job

i still don't know about this but i gather my application did not 'move forward'

ah well

j., Tuesday, 30 January 2018 02:56 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

:(

pomenitul, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:14 (six years ago) link

She hasn't even arrived at the worst part yet.

Leaving academia isn't so bad. It's very leave-able and there's a lot about it that's good to be done with. I imagine that most who leave academia are pretty happy about it in the long run.

But the problem is that not everyone can really leave (given their employment records, skills, etc.), and so they remain forever on the bubble of "contingent faculty"--with no real purpose or motivation to be an engaged "scholar" and also no real hope of any other kind of career.

ryan, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 01:55 (six years ago) link

another tenured friend

j., Wednesday, 28 February 2018 00:47 (six years ago) link

and another one

j., Friday, 9 March 2018 22:39 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

I gave notice this morning that I will not renew my contract this fall, in order to attend to a personal matter. Walking away from a dream job: classic or dud?

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Thursday, 26 April 2018 20:49 (six years ago) link

Having just completed a PhD that has predictably led nowhere (for now…) I'm inclined to say 'dud', but it may turn out to be classic in the long run. Here's to hoping…

pomenitul, Thursday, 26 April 2018 21:03 (six years ago) link

Oh, and good luck with whatever comes next.

pomenitul, Thursday, 26 April 2018 21:29 (six years ago) link

Thanks. In short, my partner has been going through a health crisis and I can't justify continuing to live away from her most of the year, nor does it make sense for her to move. It was still a wrenching decision to make. I realize that I'm nudging the door to a permanent academic position a little more closed by walking out on a full-time position that it took years of struggle to get in the first place. In the end, though, I didn't go into music because I wanted to put 'a job' above all else, nor because I wanted my life choices dictated by a marketplace of ruthless bureaucracies.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Thursday, 26 April 2018 23:36 (six years ago) link

huzzah

j., Thursday, 26 April 2018 23:43 (six years ago) link

trapped in adjunct hell. they're giving me an award next week and i'm supposed to sign a contract to teach a summer course sometime in the next few days. typical situation where they continue to throw me crumbs and i continue to greedily eat them because most of the other jobs around here are worse, if better paying.

anyway, hi everyone, been a long time.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 26 April 2018 23:55 (six years ago) link

I'm really sorry to hear that, Sund4r. It's of little comfort, but you most certainly made the right decision.

pomenitul, Friday, 27 April 2018 00:41 (six years ago) link

It definitely feels like the right thing to do but, yeah, wasn't easy.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Friday, 27 April 2018 17:11 (six years ago) link

http://www.nea.org/grants/teacherday.html

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 7 May 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link

writing prelims in 3 weeks pray for me

flopson, Monday, 7 May 2018 16:29 (six years ago) link

Good luck! Economics?

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Monday, 7 May 2018 17:10 (six years ago) link

prayers sent! a prelims horror story: we started a half hour late on day 1 of 2 because someone in my cohort got stuck in the elevator

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 7 May 2018 17:21 (six years ago) link

xp- yes. and thanks :)

flopson, Monday, 7 May 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

congrats flopson??

j., Saturday, 9 June 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link

thx man :)

flopson, Sunday, 10 June 2018 20:30 (five years ago) link

first year was pretty awesome, i gotta say. material was mostly boring but 2 terrific stats profs and one excellent theory prof kept me going. the real salvation, though, was falling so hard in love with the friends i've made in the program. the only bad part is being so far from my family; my mother and i keep in touch, but it's painful to miss seeing my 8 and 15 year old cousins grow up

flopson, Sunday, 10 June 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link

a year in sounds pretty early for prelims but i guess i don't know from prelims

j., Sunday, 10 June 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link

our prelims were after the first year

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 11 June 2018 07:58 (five years ago) link

our dept calls them comps even though we don’t have quals

flopson, Monday, 11 June 2018 21:53 (five years ago) link

Congrats dude!

Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 12:55 (five years ago) link

thanks :)

flopson, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

Congrats!

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link

thx :)

flopson, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-11-20/the-homeless-crisis-is-getting-worse-in-america-s-richest-cities

L., who asked to go by her middle initial for fear of losing her job, couldn’t afford her apartment earlier this year after failing to cobble together enough teaching assignments at two community colleges. By July she’d exhausted her savings and turned to a local nonprofit called Safe Parking L.A., which outfits a handful of lots around the city with security guards, port-a-potties, Wi-Fi, and solar-powered electrical chargers. Sleeping in her car would allow her to save for a deposit on an apartment. On that night in late September, under basketball hoops owned by an Episcopal church in Koreatown, she was one of 16 people in 12 vehicles. Ten of them were female, two were children, and half were employed.

j., Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:36 (five years ago) link

one of my students accidentally uploaded his IT homework to me instead of his philosophy homework - basic concepts about variables and assignment operators in python

so i graded it anyway and gave helpful comments

from this episode i have learned that i should probably be able to teach a freshman course in that department, sadly i lack the appropriate credential to be able to snag the work

j., Wednesday, 28 November 2018 02:26 (five years ago) link

idk reach out informally, philosophy is a better background for programming than computer science imo

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 02:30 (five years ago) link


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