guys, how do i meet "cougars"?

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original question's creep factor is outweighed by the healthy fact of becoming bored by & disinterested in hip youth culture

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get a job

GO out in the jungle wearing a suit made of meat.

This is the first I've ever heard "cougar" used in this way.

http://depts.washington.edu/natmap/photos/mammals/cougar_01tk.jpg

oh shit,this thread!

Sex Tourism: classic or dud?

i hate this word

NEWS FLASH! Pornographers repackaging "MILF" interest tapes to have "Cougar" in the titles as slack-jawed masturbators change their preferred slang term. Is "urban dictionary" to blame? DEVELOPING...

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(On the other hand, perhaps we should point an accusatory finger at the Fur Lobby and their sinsiter Anthropomorphic Animal Agenda for this disturbing development?)

yah um i think maybe you guys are a bit too sensitive.

how do i meet beautiful and refined older lady?

"cougar" is kind of a fucking gross & dumb term

unlike, say, "chickenhawk".

my friend's brother lives in a condo complex in columbus where he's the youngest guy there by about 10 years (he's 27 or 28) and he loves it for the "cougar factor". and it seems they loved him too. so it works out for everyone.

columbus cougar condo complex

hey i'm not saying anything against attractive women over 36

xp heckuva job there

LOL @ mommy issues

hey i'm not saying anything against attractive women over 36

same. i'm old.

And I can't say I totally dig the whole 'women who want sex after 30 are on the prowl catty fiends" or "they has sex=shockah!"

-- Abbott, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:07 (11 hours ago) Link

Uh, there's a difference between 'women who want sex after 30' and 'women who dress provocatively, loudly mention things about not being interested in a relationship after their divorce years ago, and make unflinching, scary eye contact with any male in the 20s at the bar'. Some women are less obvious, but sometimes stereotypes come true, and scare the living hell out of me.

^^ not a word true

has there been a CSI episode about cougars yet?

cougars be dressin and provokin

'in their 20s' I meant

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And how is that not true? There are women who ARE on the prowl catty fiends', but they are a small subset of women over 30 wanting sex!

yeah, old bitches should not be allowed to make eye contact!

http://www.musclecarclub.com/musclecars/mercury-cougar/images/mercury-cougar-1a.jpg

A friend of mine was an extra in some movie called "The Cougar Club" and was on set watching carrie fisher do a doggie style scene

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW?

marg helgenberger is in every episode of csi, tom

i would have sex with all this golden girls

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Right, or drink a single martini and then try to grab the groin of men they happen to be sitting near after doing all the things I mentioned above.

I think that it's cool if someone chooses to live out this stereotype, but are you ladies seriously trying to claim that it's normal behavior and not deserving some parody?

yeah, old bitches should not be allowed to make eye contact!

-- bell_labs, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 11:36 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

old men who do are frequently/appropriately regarded as creeps

i gotta say that flirting w/ older women is tons of fun. but flirting with any kind of women is tons of fun, so wtf, why the panic

Do these women go HGROWOWLLR like a cougar?

no they scratch your back with their claws since they haven't had sex since the divorce

mh i think what you are describing is not 'post-30s woman on prowl' but 'mental illness'

as if 30 is old wtf

woops

(my post aside i'm not really sure what mh is on about)

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old men who do are frequently/appropriately regarded as creeps

-- deej, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 12:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

I cry for all old men everywhere for this inequal travesty

no cunty for old men

Right, or drink a single martini and then try to grab the groin of men they happen to be sitting near after doing all the things I mentioned above

sorry but i can't believe that this is really a reoccuring problem you poor guys have to put up with on a daily basis

old men who do are frequently/appropriately regarded as creeps

-- deej, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 12:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

I cry for all old men everywhere for this inequal travesty

-- Will M., Tuesday, November 27, 2007 11:43 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no one was crying. i said 'appropriately'
i just think its funny that people are getting captain save-a-cougar

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that is kind of the point, that it is completely atypical behavior and hence so interesting

this isn't, like, oppression of older women, more a mild ribbing by folks acknowledging they also mostly like the attention

but again not speaking for mh