There's a guy outside my window who's been threatening to jump all night!

Jumpers never make the news.

I think these things aren't usually published to prevent copycat suicides, which are a sad but true thing.

There was a guy in Manchester (UK) quite a few years ago on top of department store threatening to jump. The crowds were treating it like a day out, shouting jump and laughing. Quite a bizarre moment really 1st time you see it.

jaxon, maybe it’s a sign, maybe you have to dedicate your life to save jumpers?

i even saw a cop w/a shotgun!

What's the thinking there? Don't jump or we'll shoot?

That's the plot of an episode of Sledgehammer!, isn't it?