At a friends house and who do i see walking in but this fux0r hanging from the curtain
― infinity (∞), Monday, 4 December 2017 01:16 (six years ago) link
That cognition builders story, wtf
― El Tomboto, Monday, 4 December 2017 12:36 (six years ago) link
(xps to Karl Malone) David Bowie's "The Barfing Gnome"
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Monday, 4 December 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/120204164_625933848316217_1136268561088120593_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=vF540pjFlwkAX_5tWUG&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=5a2489bc23b23c98d8fc6a9f6572bfa7&oe=5F95BD90
When the link dies: An EotS skeleton made out of chicken bones, with barbecue sauce on it. Text: "The elf was delicious, had the cookies for dessert. Thanks! Santa"
― nickn, Friday, 25 September 2020 23:03 (three years ago) link
I guess that's ketchup, not BBQ sauce.
― nickn, Friday, 25 September 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link
For hope in national politics, one must still look toward Georgia:
Robert Leonard, a judge in metropolitan Atlanta, is doing what he can to stop the tyranny of the Christmas tradition of “Elf on the Shelf,” issuing an order banning the tiny creatures from sitting and spying, then dropping lumps of coal in the stockings of mischievous kids in Cobb County.
― pplains, Sunday, 7 November 2021 16:42 (two years ago) link
tackling the important issues
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 November 2021 16:50 (two years ago) link
He’s got my vote!
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 7 November 2021 17:01 (two years ago) link
You will hide when I say you must hideElf on the Shelf
― peace, man, Sunday, 7 November 2021 19:01 (two years ago) link
I was born for spying!
― pplains, Sunday, 7 November 2021 20:21 (two years ago) link