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Ah, the patter!

x-post.

KeefW (kmw), Monday, 3 July 2006 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i learned a new one - "blootered". it has unfortunately become a necessary part of my vocabulary.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 3 July 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i was told it does not simply mean "drunk," it means "so drunk you have spills on your shirt"

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 3 July 2006 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

it also means just hit/struck

RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 July 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i was told it does not simply mean "drunk," it means "so drunk you have spills on your shirt"
-- Tracey Hand (tracerhan...), July 3rd, 2006.

in fairness, you can do that without being drunk.

Roughage Crew (Enrique), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

He and me saw it as a challenge to get in and start it up

no. we saw it as a perfectly natural thing to do. there was no active thought; no conscious decision. left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, breathe in, breathe out, break into funfair and start it up.

that's that fucking organic cider for you. seriously. it's like absinthe (only without the hallucinations). here i am, mere moments before i fell from the fence onto my arse, hard.

http://sparky.thehold.net/pix/funfair.jpg

enrique, i am glad you enjoyed yourself. i feel bad that by a couple of hours into the night i had melted my brain. i'm normally a little more coherent. i blame stet. for everything.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 3 July 2006 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Organic cider ain't as evil as the pear stuff from Ikea (see the July: What Do You Look Like Thread for evidence of its horrific effects).
That was a fun night. How odd that my friend knew Ailsa as a legend of Sinister

Stew (stew s), Monday, 3 July 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

wanna bet? i challenge you to a cider-off.

actually, no, i do nothing of the sort. forget i said that.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 07:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha, Grimly, you fell on your arse TWICE.

Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 07:15 (seventeen years ago) link

That pear stuff from Ikea is also freely available in JD Wetherspoons up and down Glasgow and beyond, btw. It's teethrottingly great - aldo was drinking the berry version on Thursday.

My new drink of choice for the summer is Brothers' (yes, them from Glastonbury) strawberry + pear cider. Mmmmm. Boozy fruit punch served by the half-litre. Mmmmmmm...

Stew, strangely, that's not the first time I've been recognised as a legend of Sinister. Did he realise there was a proper real actual legend of Sinister sitting across from me? (I can't remember if I pointed this out to him, but in my defence I'd been in the pub about five hours longer than Grimly)

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

May I point out that there were several LOSs there that night?

Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, but he knows the rest of you, doesn't he?

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

My goodness, a quick skim down this list reveals at least 22 ilxors used to be there (and those are just the ones people fancied).

Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Could you not have linked to the one that I was top of (if you don't count dodgy multiple voting)? I'm not even on that! What sort of legend is THAT?!

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

You must be on it! Maybe your crusher removed their crush when you broke their heart by getting wed.

Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not on it. Big Stu reset it and started again at one point, that's the second one. I was top with about 20 on the original one before some dubious multiple voting occurred leading to the new one being set up (probably by which time everyone had forgotten about me because I hadn't posted for so long/I'd broken all their hearts/they'd met me)

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

That wasn't the original one, cause I won the original one, with PJ Miller second!


Link to that one Madchen!

KeefW (kmw), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Was that when it was just you and PJ Miller posting though?

(I've just realised there's some sort of poetry in me claiming a moral victory in something clearly rigged by people off Sinister doing multiple voting shenanigans. I am Pete Waterman and I claim my five pounds)

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

It was somewhere else, wasn't it? Is Miss Print's search function not disabled, currently?

Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

It's teethrottingly great - aldo was drinking the berry version on Thursday.

o, right! i had a bottle of that too, on aldo's recommendation. it's lethal-ish, but doesn't come close to that westons stuff. [flicks Vs at stew.]

hmm: talking about crushes and who drinks the stronger cider. this thread has become fourth year at school.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Lethal cider = ailsa at Minehead. That is all.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Hello Glasgow. Celtic FC is visiting DC United. Are they a fun team to watch? Which team is more popular/successful: Celtic or the Rangers?

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 6 July 2006 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link

[ducks]

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Honest answer. Celtic can sometimes be fun to watch, sometimes excruciating. Pre-season tours are a chance for them to try out their new signings (none of whom are tremendously exciting, I fear) and give some kids a run-out. Though often when they go to the States, they try and make it fun for the thousands of overseas fans who don't otherwise get to see them - it's a money-spinner for merchandising if people come away thinking "wow". Either way, there will be a ton of pissed Irish-Americans and some holidaying Scots. Either way, it should be a laugh, for the fans if not the football.

Success - overall, probably Rangers. Both have progressed to the latter stages of European-wide competitions in recent years, they take year about of winning/throwing away the league title. Both were a bit shite in the Scottish Cup, though Celtic won the League and the League Cup this season just finished (the latter of is the least "important" domestic trophy).

Popular: depends where you are. Honestly. It's probably about 50/50 in Scotland, but Celtic have the wider world-wide following, or at least the most vocal.

Fun fact: when Celtic reached the UEFA Cup Final in Seville in 2003, it was estimated that 1% of ALL AIR TRAVEL ON THE DAY OF THE FINAL was Celtic fans. Given that not everyone flew, and that some people were there for a week, that's not a bad travelling support. Estimates at about 80,000 people (though there must have been more, judging by how many were in the stadium alone, not to mention the thousands watching in pubs, big screens etc) with not a single arrest (this is good for travelling football fans, believe me). I won't mention how when Rangers were in Spain last season, their charming travelling fans broke a window on the Villarreal team bus, because that would be churlish. Oops. Oh well.

Anyway, yes, go. It'll be good.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks Alisa! Who are the players to watch for?

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you start a new thread because you couldn't deal with the fact that "Chicago: This is Grand" had surpassed "try glasgow more" in posts in a mere fraction of the time?

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

how many posts did that one have?

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

(xp) Wait, that doesn't make sense. If you really couldn't deal with it, you'd keep posting to the old thread. Maybe this means you've accepted your fate.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

glasgow

ath (ath), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know, it was somewhere around 6,500 when we retired it.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

rubbish

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Mary: exciting, crowd-pleasing players? If so, Shunsuke Nakamura, Shaun Maloney, Aiden McGeady, Maciej Zurawski are the guys who make with the fancy stuff and it usually works. If Craig Beattie gets a game, I like him a lot. New players who may or may not be good to watch = Kenny Miller & Derek Riordan & Jiri Jarosik.

If Adam Virgo is playing, point at him and laugh. He's rubbish (see also Alan Thomson).

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

He's right, you know.

Chicago: This Is Grand (6847 matching messages)
try glasgow more (6444 matching messages)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

theirs wasn't created over a period of more than two years by some of the finest minds on the planet

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha, why is jaymc always trying to start beef with the other regional threads?

Alisa, ooer, I remember Nakamura from my days in Japan. Glad to hear he is doing well. (Surprised to see that Nakata retired by the way.)

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

This is the only one I beef with! And we won, so it's over now. I think Fluffy Bear was trying to drum up beef between Wisconsin and Minnesota, though.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

chicago - population = 2.8 million

glasgow - population = 629 000

stirmonster (stirmonster), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

OTM

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha! But if you add in this - The All New Scottish Football Predictions Competition (1628 matching messages) - which is like the football-supporting microcosm of Try Glasgow More, then WE WIN.

We're better than this, though.

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 7 July 2006 05:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Microcosm is so far from being the right word...I meant subset. I shouldn't try and use fancy words before I've had so much as a cup of coffee.

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 7 July 2006 05:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I am shocked that no one fancied me. I suppose I was considered too potent, a bit of a loose cannon, a sexual six-shooter.

I wonder if Mike and Pam fancied each other. If so, I am going to tell Ava one day.

Keith, we were at the top of the Most Frequent Posters list. It had nothing to do with being fancied, although I think, as a side effect, it made us more attractive, and continues to do so.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 7 July 2006 06:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Peter, you are definitely wrong. I have the post enlarged, framed and hanging on my wall next to a picture of me wearing a big gold medallion next to it. If only the archives were here to prove who is right!

Though we were at the top of the frequent posters list too.

KeefW (kmw), Friday, 7 July 2006 06:37 (seventeen years ago) link

The most impressive thing about The All New Scottish Football Predictions Competition thread is that it's basically three of us and has still got over 1500 posts.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 7 July 2006 08:16 (seventeen years ago) link

"Finest minds"

Ally C (Ally C), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Keith I will demand to see this framed post later on. Then I will be able to bear witness to its existence in the absence of the archives rematerialising...

alext (alext), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving

hysterical naked,

dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry

fix,

angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the

starry dynamo in the machinery of night,

who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the

supernatural darkness of cold-water flats floating across the tops of

cities contemplating jazz

jed_ (jed), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't stand my own mind

RJG (RJG), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Me neither.

Ally C (Ally C), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Yours or RJG's?

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Starry Dynamo! New name! Hints of intellectual prowess!

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link


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